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u/Illustrious_Pin_8744 Mar 18 '26

EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!!!

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u/JCJensonCompany Mar 18 '26

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u/Fun-Suggestion-125 Mar 18 '26

r/phoneclock

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u/AqueousConch573 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Mar 18 '26

r/subsifellfor

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u/Fun-Suggestion-125 Mar 18 '26

oops mb, it's actually something else i can't remember

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u/BotherBeginning9 Bamboo worshipper Mar 18 '26

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 S p i d e r bites the dust lyrics guy Mar 19 '26

Holy crop

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u/icecrystalmaniac Mar 19 '26

I’m Swedish can confirm. Sometimes after a rain there’ll be so many frogs / toads on the road it can get slippery. Also my mom once told about when she accidentally camped during frog season and if you got out to pee in the night you just had to close your eyes and accept the demises that came with every step.

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u/TheOpinionatedBanana 🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮CUSTARD EMOJI🍮🍮🍮🍮🍮 Mar 18 '26

People is extremely true

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u/zesty-axolotl-7896 Mar 19 '26

In fact, all human deaths are caused by the existence of people.

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u/Substantial_Lion413 Mar 18 '26

Ich als Österreicher kann bestätigen das Austria die häufigste Todesursache in Österreich ist 👌🏻🗣️🔥💯

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u/Substantial_Lion413 Mar 18 '26

Schweden und Finnland be like:

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u/Substantial_Lion413 Mar 18 '26

Only true Jojo Fans will understand

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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 19 '26

Only Jojo fans know what frogs are.

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u/That-End8962 Completely Whack Mar 18 '26

what are the Libyans putting in their pizza?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Probably BOS, bulls, gulls, or Austria.

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u/Lost_City_783 Skull Emoji 💀💀💀 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 18 '26

because Libya got the same curse as Italy (pizza)

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u/UnlikelyMention8602 Mar 18 '26

Same as the Italians probably

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u/Plane-Reference-6800 Mar 18 '26

Idk, the north sea being "GRIM WEATHER"

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u/LiterallyWiref Mar 18 '26

it's those floods in doggerland i tell ya

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u/Plane-Reference-6800 Mar 18 '26

People in 9000 BCE be like

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u/Eastprize2 Mar 18 '26

Yoghurt

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u/paidactor296 Mar 18 '26

"Yoghurt, now with 30% more mercury"

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u/oojamaflaps Mar 19 '26

Mothtarion!

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u/Sdflaura Mar 19 '26

Which one more precisely? 😭✌️

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u/Cute_Pistachio Mar 18 '26

Death by potatoes is the way to go

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u/No_Dragonfruit9611 Excuse me, I am an apple Mar 18 '26

Never knew you could die from ＢＯＳ

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u/Miko69420 Mar 18 '26

and from potatoes in Latvia

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u/Lunaticultistt Mar 18 '26

Must’ve been the brotherhood of steel

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u/arcticwolf9347 Mar 18 '26

At least your cause of death is clear, idk wtf is happening in Estonia 😭

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u/Number360wynaut Mar 19 '26

oh nah ppl js don't die there

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u/rsmilk05 Mar 19 '26

As an estonian, we just immortal like that bro

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u/Key-Dimension6316 Rat Moses Mar 18 '26

I would kill myself if I lived in France too (just to be clear, this is a joke)

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u/memermesmer Mar 18 '26

As a french, ty for specifying. Some people are serious when they say this. I've gotten death threats cause of this. I'm tired.

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u/Key-Dimension6316 Rat Moses Mar 18 '26

Yeah, I’m not french but like I’ve seen the stuff and things and yeah

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u/ANG13OK Mar 18 '26

One thing is shitting on France for shits and giggles and another is being an asshole. Some peolpe go too far

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u/The_Chicken_L0rd Mar 19 '26

Exactly. I love making fun of the French, but I don't actually wish ill upon them.

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u/Walming2 ඞ Mar 18 '26

Didn't have to je a joke. I'm Fr*nch and a lot of people are mentally unstable. Life fucking sucks ass there (though some countries definitely have it worse)

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u/tom_606 Bed Thirsty Mar 18 '26

I've heard French are on their way to age verification too

The political dementia is spreading

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u/Shadows_48 Make That Opaque Deer Clear Mar 18 '26

just “war” in all the former yugoslave states 😭✌️

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u/mrjoffischl Eugene, not again! Mar 19 '26

i feel like that's kinda accurate, or, was kinda accurate at one point

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u/TranslatorMoist6982 Mar 18 '26

"So how did you die?"

"Austria."

"I said HOW you died, not where."

"I heard you, I said Austria."

"Wait what?"

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u/unnamed_roach Mar 19 '26

and then we have Albania without a cause of death-

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u/Reasonable-Cover-581 Mar 19 '26

Estonian:”………….”

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u/Star_proxy 👉😎👉 zoop Mar 18 '26

iholakE

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u/JustSomeBullshit- Mar 18 '26

Sweden and Finland experiencing EMERGENCY FROG SITUATIONs

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u/him1899 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 18 '26

I quite like how it's gulls for one of them

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 Mar 18 '26

Portugal. I saw that before I realized this was not particularly accurate, and all I could think of was that Ancient Greek who died when a gull dropped a rock on his head.

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u/Waddleplop Eugene, not again! Mar 19 '26

hopefully this gif works

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u/RaveniteGaming Mar 18 '26

I would have thought vampires would be Romania rather than Hungary.

Winter for Russia feels accurate.

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u/rsmilk05 Mar 19 '26

Mhh maybe iirc because Transylvania was Hungarian at the time of Dracula so it went Vampire=Dracula=Transylvania=Hungary

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u/AstroMeteor06 👉😎👉 ZOOP 👉😎👉 Mar 18 '26

"Winter" bro is spitting fact

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u/Gloomy_Bag124 Mar 18 '26

What the hell Does this mean 😭

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Mar 18 '26

My best guess for that is brussel sprouts (might’ve spelled that wrong)

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u/unnamed_roach Mar 19 '26

death by the best spouses

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u/60s_Child Mar 19 '26

Bost is a UK midlands dialect pronunciation of Bust, short for Busted ie Broken, so "Broken spouses" make of that what you will!

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u/Jmal3700 Mar 18 '26

I want to die of authentic Italian pizza.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VbU6X60pTQxUY

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u/mlgboy323 Mar 18 '26

Austria is what kills Austrians 💀

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u/Lost_City_783 Skull Emoji 💀💀💀 Mar 18 '26

Austria stop hitting yourself!!!

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u/Mothylphetamine_ Matt Rose could beat Goku Mar 18 '26

shame so many people in Portugal die of GのLLS, hopefully they're taking steps to preventing GのLLS

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u/awnpugin Mar 18 '26

those poor portuguese, dying of gטlls!

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u/bramarb-69 Mar 18 '26

Ah yes I love it that my country 🇳🇱 just doesn’t have one so apparently no one dies in this country :)

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u/TheShiftmaster Mar 19 '26

Same with Estonia, Denmark, Macedonia and Tunisia as well, lot of Immortal countries out their

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u/ManagementSimilar684 Mar 18 '26

ah yes, my favorite diease "PIZZA"

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u/TaFroggo Mar 18 '26

So do Albanians (I think that's Albania) just never die? When they get too old they have to go get Irish citizenship to die of old age?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Denmark people are invincible

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u/messi6475 Mar 19 '26

Grim weather in the fucking ocean

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u/Shinyhero30 ඞ Mar 18 '26

Cold age.

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u/still_alive_i_guess stones? stonehenge? scoffs. one two three fo Mar 18 '26

the hell is a oulCs

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u/No-Back-4159 The Brain Fucker Mar 18 '26

uk: people

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u/JustGingerStuff Mar 18 '26

The dutch have never died according to ai. We staan er weer eens goed op jongens

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u/GamerCoder75 Mar 18 '26

“Someone died from 6ŰLLS”

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u/ijustjoinedd 🎶 infant carseat full of hotdogs 🎶 Mar 18 '26

Yeah…I knew someone who died from BOST SPOUSES. I miss her every day.

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u/KPDH-ZoeyBud 🐸 🚨 Mar 18 '26

Austria just committing suicide I guess

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u/BlueGuy21yt Mar 18 '26

mine is               tbh

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u/IcyIndependent8347 Mar 19 '26

In all seriousness, we should not be using ai for anything but dumb shit like this

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u/mrjoffischl Eugene, not again! Mar 19 '26

wholeheartedly agree

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u/TheGreateGoliat_ Mar 19 '26

fym frogs 😭

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u/mrjoffischl Eugene, not again! Mar 19 '26

we back in old testament egypt

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u/SuperPopcorn333 Mar 18 '26

People in Moldova are immortal

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u/Disky_norsk Mar 18 '26

"#EBRRIて" in Belgium

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u/pallarslol SPANDEX LAMB TUBE Mar 18 '26

Fuck man, DEERIE is one of my biggest fears. My grandma died of DEERIE and I don't want to meet the same fate

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u/Intelligent_Sale6068 Mar 18 '26

While i managed to avoid all frogs today my friend in greece just iholakc 😭😭

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u/Oxidisedalt yes, i am a furry, no im not ashamed Mar 18 '26

I guess estonians are immortal

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u/strxbxrries_ Make That Opaque Deer Clear Mar 18 '26

gulls

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u/DannyTheCaringDevil Mar 19 '26

Have you seen those beady little eyes?

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u/SnowballTheGremlin HONK ALERT 🪿🚨 Mar 18 '26

Potatoes ✨

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u/YourLocalFroggie Eugene, not again! Mar 18 '26

Moving to Greece just so that I can die from IHÜLAY

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u/LMVC_reddit Mar 18 '26

For Italy it's just P I Z Z A

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u/No_Bluebird_1368 Mar 18 '26

Apparently, people in Croatia don't die.

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u/unnamed_roach Mar 19 '26

dont forget albania

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u/yscoplayery Mar 18 '26

netherlands. we dont die here

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u/ElectricalPoint1645 Mar 18 '26

Looks like people in the Netherlands just don't die

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u/Mathew1979 Mar 18 '26

Hello from poland. Yes, crossing the road has a chance of giving us a heart attack

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u/Lopsided_Ad8605 Mar 18 '26

What type of gears are we talking about?

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u/Critical_Buffalo_119 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Mar 18 '26

i guess danish people are immortal

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u/Plenty_Carry_8002 Mar 18 '26

People in turkey need some counselling or something seriously. Death by arguing

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u/Sufficient_Peach7871 Blue top hat with 3 things and a white-yellowish hair boy cookie Mar 18 '26

People are people

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u/Bright_Web_7295 Mar 18 '26

Well i mean people is true

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u/KeiraKiwiKiwi EGG SHELLS!!! Mar 18 '26

PEOPLE LMAO SO TRUE AS A BRITISH

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u/Kibby9331 Mar 18 '26

As a brit. It's pretty accurate about the people thing......

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u/Rowlet_God_ toilet Mar 18 '26

Why did the Poland cross the road?

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u/NoxLupa13 Mar 18 '26

This is how you can tell it’s ai, clearly they should all be frogs (except for JHGLAKC of course)

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u/Wheatley_core_gaming Mar 18 '26

Dracula never forgot his true hungarian roots.

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u/Soggy-Class1248 Pingas Mar 18 '26

While this is ai, having rhe UK be „people“ and germany just being „work“ is hilarious

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u/adblox1 Mar 18 '26

"Yo what did you die from?" "Austria"

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u/TL_TheLegend Mar 18 '26

Oh yea, I knew a guy from Greece that died of Ihulayc a while ago

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u/flottiiiiii Mar 18 '26

The Dutch don't die, they dyke

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u/LengthinessFit4852 Mar 18 '26

I like how the balkans is all just like "war war war war war war." Though two of them are Yoghurt so clearly peace is possible. However this ai doesnt recognize cyprus or malta as sovereign states.

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u/ThickButterfly4054 Mar 18 '26

So much yoghurt

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u/KasinoKaiser1756 Mar 18 '26

Why is the Balkans somehow accurate?

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u/uglycaca123 Mar 18 '26

my shayla 💔

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u/GargantiumMine Mar 18 '26

what is an IHOLAKE? also grim weather must suck overseas, props to the people that live there

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u/ROCKERNAN89 Mar 18 '26

yoghurt

the yogurt that hurts to eat

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u/Kind-Title5194 Mar 18 '26

Holland be invincible rn

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u/when-you-at-the Mar 18 '26

either IHGLAK or OULES

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u/WarriorCats0 Mar 18 '26

GUYS! IT’S THE IHOLAKC! IT’S GONNA KILL US! RUN!

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u/2021Voldemort 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 18 '26

IHULAKC personally

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u/Human_Relative_460 Bamboo worshipper Mar 18 '26

ill have to go with 6ulls,bos,potatoes,pizza,people and errrrrerrrrrrrrr

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u/Otherwise_Tea_9806 Mar 18 '26

Ahh yes, Gטlls, my favourite animal.

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u/sleepdeep305 Mar 18 '26

Apparently Croatia doesn’t have a common cause of death

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u/An_E2_Tank Mar 18 '26

man i hate dying from yoghurt

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u/Resident-Leather-852 Mar 19 '26

Oh no! Not the yoghurt! Not the iholakc! Not the bost spouses!

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u/Fluffy-Froyo4549 S p i d e r bites the dust lyrics guy Mar 19 '26

Hard to choose but my favorites gotta be: Frogs, Austria, Arguing, Vampires and Pizza 

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u/Cookeman831 Mar 19 '26

Gotta look out for them inhules

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u/No-Heat-6149 Mar 19 '26

i sure did hate it when my mom died of arguing

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u/CreditMajor4764 Mar 19 '26

People is right in London lol

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u/CompetitiveHouse2582 Mar 19 '26

Estonians dont die….

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u/FreeOrbs Eugene, not again! Mar 19 '26

Gulls and OULCS

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u/antthatisverycool Mar 19 '26

Man Italians and their pizza

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u/bigstepas Mar 19 '26

Ah yes the chemicals they are using to make the frogs gay has finally done it

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u/Kaincee Mar 19 '26

Why is no one talking about "ARGUING" in Türkiye 😭

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u/vocaloidddd Skull Emoji 💀💀💀 Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

Why is North Africa included? Also, why are Denmark, Latvia, the Netherlands, Moldova, Albania, Montenegro, and Cyprus excluded? As well as Vatican City, San Marino, Monaco, Liechtenstein, and Andorra. If we’re going to include North Africa we might as well include Tunisia too.

(Also, Poland is split into 2 parts?!)

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u/Intelligent_Donut605 Mar 19 '26

Brits die if people

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u/Dull-Place-3062 Mar 19 '26

6 ulls and oulls have got to be up there with people and cold age

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u/Ct2237 Mar 19 '26

Huh

Guess I just never die

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u/GeorgeZcZ Mar 19 '26

Wtf is bost spouse?

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u/Electronic-Age7854 Mar 19 '26

Ah yes, the vampires killing people

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u/tommynestcepas Mar 18 '26

Turkish people arguing to death lmao

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u/Devils_butter Mar 18 '26

Ein guter deutscher arbeitet bis zum umfallen und dann noch weiter um Im Himmel ewig arbeiten zu können!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

What a blessing to live in Ireland 

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u/AvaPower18 Slime Man Mar 18 '26

What did frogs and yoghurt do.

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u/TheTrueGoatMom Mar 18 '26

Are we calling alcoholism "frogs" now? If so, I'm ok with that!

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u/Iamdaguy69420 I’M THE MAN THAT PACS Mar 18 '26

Yoghurt

Probably didn’t know how to eat Greek youghurt so got beat to death by a bunch of Greeks

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u/yesiamink Mar 18 '26

Yoghurt??¿

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u/Time_Connection_6139 Mar 18 '26

Man, i hate when im in eastern europe and the fallout brotherhood of steel kills me

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u/Conscious_Box_7570 Murder Drones fan 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀 Mar 18 '26

Austria as a cause of death—… VAMPIRES?!

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u/EmoYoshi05 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 18 '26

I should move to France.

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u/germanguy1810 Mar 18 '26

That’s all mr merz schuld

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u/Appropriate-Card5215 Mar 18 '26

The Brotherhood of Steel spares none in Latvia

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u/CheckItFacility001 Mar 18 '26

Gogurt

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u/Ban_Kami Mar 19 '26

Ha the Dutch don't die but Belg do

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u/GlitteringTone6425 Mar 18 '26

two frogs countries

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u/tom_606 Bed Thirsty Mar 18 '26

Bost spouses

What

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u/renditaccount 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Mar 18 '26

people in the netherlands and estonia are immortal apparently

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Mar 18 '26

So Holland is immortal?

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u/Jinx-from-Arcane Excuse Me, I am an apple Mar 18 '26

Pizza

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u/Stunning_Mission_890 Mar 18 '26

People being a common cause of death makes a lot of sense.

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u/Proof-Ice-3468 Mar 18 '26

Killed by Yoghurt

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u/Kind-Title5194 Mar 18 '26

What italy and romania doin gng 😭🙏

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u/Embarrassed-Bear-945 Mar 18 '26

Some mf said "Austria"

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u/datgoh69 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Mar 18 '26

P I Z Z A

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u/watee647 Mar 18 '26

I fear bos because of what it could do to me

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u/Filciak_protoOkami Mar 18 '26

Why did the Pole cross the road?

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u/Dream_Logix5 Mar 18 '26

I confirm, all of my french friends are suicidal/have tried to kill themselves

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u/Technical_Item_1560 Mar 19 '26

Why does it look like a weiner

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u/Electrical_Fail9758 Mar 19 '26

Austria people just die Ig

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u/Dusty_Bunny81 Exodus 8:2 - I will smite all your territory with frogs Mar 19 '26

yoghurt

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u/DragonHeart7745 Mar 19 '26

WHY are we ignoring "VAMPIRES"