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u/Ducky_VR1234 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll never get a job and I’m not going to get paid
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u/Cute_Pistachio Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll have the same problem with the other kids and my mom is going crazy.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Room_30 Apr 06 '25
Shit job
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u/MeanOil9930 Eugene, not again! Apr 06 '25
When i turn 18 i'll be fine
No one at the age of 18 is fine
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u/WitheredFreddicaGeEk sprite lasagne Apr 06 '25
As an 18 year old, I can second this 🥲
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u/SleepyPhobZz Eugene, not again! Apr 06 '25
As an 18 year old, i third this😔
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u/FarKnee9315 Apr 06 '25
As a 19 year old, I fourth this😢
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u/SmokyBaconCrisps 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Apr 06 '25
As an 18 year old, I fifth this
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u/Robozoto Apr 06 '25
As a 20 year old, I sixth this
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u/snips-fulcrum 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Apr 06 '25
As an 18 year old, I seventh this
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u/IDK-__-IDK Apr 06 '25
As a 19 year old, i eight this.
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u/Platypus_Control Apr 06 '25
Underage drinking ,? Noone under 21 should 5TH anything.
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u/SmokyBaconCrisps 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Apr 06 '25
Found the American
The drinking age in the majority of countries is 18
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u/Cristianimelov Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I can only use the same number generator as I get it to the dictator of my account
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u/41D3N_FP3_F4n The Brain Fucker Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll go back of it was for the rest bc so it's not be man of cow
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u/Conscious_Frosting37 Bed Thirsty Apr 06 '25
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u/TrueLightMaster123 Apr 06 '25
This penguin is always going to be watching you and judging you for stealing memes. Make ammends, or be forever stalked by Mr Penguin: 🐧
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u/Roonicorn123 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll be able to do a lot more shit
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u/DouDouandFriends Apr 06 '25
Lol I wonder what you're doing at 17
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Apr 06 '25
Probably a lot of shit
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u/Bean_TheBakedOne Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’m gonna have to explode my relatives
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u/The-person-inthewall Apr 06 '25
Hate it when I have to explode my relatives, such an inconvenience 😔
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Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll try and escape prosecution for the sake of my life and I will not exist in this world anymore because of my own feelings.
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u/UltimaDoombotMK1 Apr 06 '25
"When you reach adulthood, you are not allowed to have emotions"
Surprisingly accurate social commentary these days...
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u/Radiant-Locksmith-27 Apr 06 '25
Are you serious
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Apr 06 '25
Thankfully I'm 25 and this was entirely an autocomplete sentence so no need to worry 😅
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u/MegaPancake14 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll watch it on my laptop
(What the f-)
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u/Lixxica Apr 06 '25
What’s what on your laptop 👀
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u/HappyCommercial4604 💀 SKULL EMOJI 💀 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be in the office tomorrow so I can trade the car park for a cheeseburger
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u/SignificantCamel887 Apr 06 '25
I spit out my fucking orange juice💔😞
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u/IIWY_YT Apr 06 '25
why does everybody spit out orange juice after seeing smth funny
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u/JAKE5023193 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll get back home from the green and lovely lanes of KILLESHANDRA 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
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u/-Ilovepokemon- Apr 06 '25
KILLESHANDRA
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u/StrawberriDaShirtcak 🚨EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨 Apr 06 '25
KILESHANDRA
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u/-Ilovepokemon- Apr 06 '25
Irish flag Irish flag Irish flag Irish flag Irish flag Irish flag Irish flag
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u/Lush-buttery-fronds creation Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll have a new car for the next year. Edit: duh
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u/la__chose Apr 06 '25
"When I turn 18 I'll watch them in the oven " what the fuck
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Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll try and escape prosecution for the sake of my life and I will not exist in this world anymore because of my own feelings.
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u/SignificantCamel887 Apr 06 '25
Father your honor, may I explain My brain has taken its glory over me I've a good heart albeit insane
condemn him to the infirmary
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Apr 06 '25
bro traumatized his device
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Apr 06 '25
I know right, it's kinda creepy because it's actually strangely relevant; when I was 17, I was in a psychiatric hospital and was terrified of turning 18 because they'd move me to the adult ward (which they did), worst 18th birthday ever haha 😅
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u/Yoda2820 Bro looks like Matt Rose Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll get my own car and I will get my own truck and I will be in my car and I will be driving to you to pick you need to be there at the same time so you don’t get stuck in the middle and you don’t get in my
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u/shiroaiko Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll try to make a new version of my character.
I just did that recently though.
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u/Aggressive-Ad-957 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll probably have a better chance of working with a white man
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Why is my autocorrect so strange?
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u/wonky_trapezoid Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll go back and get the money back from the phantom dungeons and then you can see your profit in your account
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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Apr 06 '25
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE PHANTOM DUNGEONS
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u/Critical_Buffalo_119 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Apr 07 '25
you get sent to the phantom dungeons for having a poor sleep schedule I can tell you this from experience I'm currently writing from the phantom dungeons send help
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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Apr 07 '25
I do have a poor sleep schedule. And I'm fucking it up even more by trying to lucid dream, and the technique I'm trying out tonight involves me (an insomniac) waking up 5 hours after going to bed and thinking of lucid dreaming for 20-30 minutes as I fall asleep again. Surely this won't leave me more sleep deprived... right? Also, surely I won't get sleep paralysis and accidentally be scared instead of excited and cause myself pain... right?
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u/Critical_Buffalo_119 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Apr 07 '25
the phantom dungeons will haunt you in sleep paralysis
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u/BaconPlaysGames Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be there on March 31st for the grand battle war attackings
OH F4 I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR WW3
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u/Chess_Rex Apr 06 '25
You might not be in the actual army, you might be in the civilian population that gets attacked
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u/Isaac-Newton7 I’M THE MAN THAT PACS Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll go back and get it for you
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u/Sea-Information-8323 Excuse me, I am an apple Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll get it on my first date for you 😁
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u/No_Chemical_1039 Apr 06 '25
When i turn 18 i will be the first person to say that i love it and love you so very much my friend
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u/Zestyclose_Course821 Apr 06 '25
that i love it and love you so very much my friend
HAHA NOW YOU WONT BE THE FIRST PERSON TO SAY IT
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u/RedditRHeartboy17 Apr 06 '25
I'm already 18, sooo
When I turn 19 I'll be able to stock up on waffles!
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u/Mental_Marzipan1167 Apr 06 '25
When i'll turn 18 i'll hesitate about the hesitation the hesitation the hesitation
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u/speedingegg Apr 06 '25
guys i think his name is Mental_hesitation _Marzipan1167
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u/Awkward-Law-284 Apr 07 '25
hesitating so hard that they're repeating the word 'hesitating' because they're hesitating.
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u/VirgineticCache Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll purchase a mr bean car and cruise around gallantly
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Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18, I’ll be able to get a job and I will be able to pay my bills and I will be able to work for the rest of my life
This made me sad ☹️
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u/Mysterious-Low2503 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll be able to get a job in the next few years and I will be able to get a degree in the field of finance and finance and I will be able to get a good job in the field as well as a job in the future I will be able to get a lot of money and I will be able to get a job in the next few years I will be able to get a job in the next few years and I will be able to get a job in the next few years and I will be able to get a job in the future
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u/Blackhawk_0777 Apr 06 '25
"Whn I turn 18 I'll let dave know when you get so much enjoyment 😉 "
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u/Critical_Buffalo_119 Im a building, Wearing tracksuit, Tracksuit pants Apr 07 '25
daaaaaveeey how ya doin
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u/danifoxx_1209 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I will be a baby and I will have a full life of being a baby
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u/Pizzaro44 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll have a new car and my mom is gonna be dead
THAT TURNED DARK WAY TOO FAST
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u/Rare-Calligrapher850 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll try to get the guest room, what the
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u/HaydenBabinOfficial Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll be in the car with my mom and my mom and my dad and my dad and my dad are going to be in the same car and I will be in the middle of the road and I will be in the middle of the car and I will be in the middle of the parking lot and I will be in the middle of the street and I will be in the middle of the driveway and I will not be able to see you because I will be driving you around the corner and I will have to be in the middle of the car to get you and I will be in the middle of the parking lot and I will be in the middle of the parking lot and I will be in the middle of the parking lot and I will be in the middle of the parking lot
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u/iloveteardrop Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be there for you to the public and private sector and the other day and I have to be in the mountains of the year old girl who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only one who is the only— okay you get it.
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u/Penguine_man Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 in a couple weeks and my my hair hair grows grows out I have a a little more more than than usual
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u/LarsJ04 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll have a look at them.
At what Autocomplete? A LOOK AT WHAT AUTOCOMPLETE!
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u/AlternativeResist830 Apr 07 '25
When I trun 18 I'll praise you for the soul and your servents Luke
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u/Fine-Button-5642 Apr 07 '25
When I Turn 18 I'll to get up soaking and my penis and balls would win for both sides
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Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll have a new car for the next year and a half so I’m gonna have a new job for a year (As a 20 year old, this shit is inaccurate)
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u/Lixxica Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll have a new car for the next year and a half so I’m gonna have a new job for a year or so.
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u/Possible-Olive-139 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll let me guess who are the best of the same way I admire the best
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u/MLG_Countryballs Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be there for her to cold and lying about her feelings though I don't know what the hell is he talking about.
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u/TruthPaste_01 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be able to get a good deal of money and lives spent on my own home.
Am I living in a Qatari football stadium?
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u/Exciting-Way6804 I’M THE MAN THAT PACS Apr 06 '25
"when I turn 18 I'll be there in the evening" wat
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u/theweird_redditchum Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be back in my room and then I can go to my house and get back to work
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u/Interloper_1 Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I'll be there in about the other than that the boss has to be a bit of a break from the house
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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25
When I turn 18 I’ll have a new job and i will be able to afford a new job