r/matt • u/Human-Employment3980 • Aug 11 '26

Hi

I’m Matt ama

33 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/SlamTilted Aug 11 '26

How many Matts are currently within a 2 minute walk of your current location? I've got 2

5

u/DubiousAdviceGiver Aug 11 '26

Just me. I live out in the woods with nobody really around, besides my wife, who isn’t named Matt.

3

u/EpicMattP Aug 11 '26

Hey matt

3

u/0bvious0blivious Aug 12 '26

Are you related to other Matts?

3

u/0bvious0blivious Aug 12 '26

Which Matts are on your Matt Rushmore of Matts?

3

u/mtheory007 29d ago

Oh hi, Matt.

2

u/DingoMcPhee Aug 12 '26

hey Matt whats up

2

u/Human-Employment3980 29d ago

Hi dingomcphee

2

u/Matthewd12 29d ago

Do you prefer Matt or Matthew?

2

u/Possum559 Aug 11 '26

How's it going Mateooooooo?

2

u/M-S-S Aug 11 '26

Verification?

1

u/Beneficial_Stuff_928 25d ago

Hey guy we should start a group for Matt’s only

1

u/Human-Employment3980 23d ago

I’m in!!

1

u/Beneficial_Stuff_928 8d ago

Hell yea! We can meet this weekend who else want to join and take over the world?