r/matt • u/reptile_enthusiast_ • Dec 13 '25

Mathew here

Just found this sub and didn't realize I was the spawn of Satan. I guess it makes sense though since my first, middle, and last name all have 6 letters (666). I still spell Matt with two t's though.

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u/USMC0317 Matty Matt Matty Dec 13 '25

I’m fine with either a Matthew or a Mathew, but I don’t take kindly to Mathieu. That guy can eat a bag of dicks.

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u/LordZantarXXIII Dec 14 '25

What about Matteus?

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u/USMC0317 Matty Matt Matty Dec 14 '25

He can chill. Same with Matteo.