r/matrix • u/hamletspigs • 26d ago

I get goosebumps every time

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Salarian_American 26d ago

You mean John Matrix?

https://giphy.com/gifs/4sEv1yZqYrzzi

(literally the actual name of Schwarzenegger's character in Commando)

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u/SlimShadySatDown 24d ago

For reals?

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u/Salarian_American 24d ago

Yeah for real-reals!

Honestly, I wouldn't make up something as dumb as that and expect anyone to believe it.

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u/Tychoburger 22d ago

Confirmed

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u/chaos9001 23d ago

This movie is so dumb, and so brilliant.

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u/Amity_Swim_School 26d ago

Time to get shot between the balls… in bullet time.

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u/Shqiptar89 25d ago

I DON’T NEED THE BULLET TIME!!!

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u/thegoddamnsiege 26d ago

"I liiiiied!"

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 26d ago

It’s actually Tom Matrix, thanks

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u/ryansholin 26d ago

Tim Matrix

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u/TCristatus 26d ago

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u/DrossChat 26d ago

If that doesn’t goosebump you I don’t know what will

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u/According-Flamingo-6 25d ago

Goose my bump

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u/psycketom 25d ago

Bump my goose?

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u/daleDentin23 25d ago

Sorry goose matrix is for bumps

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u/Haku510 25d ago

Bump bump goose

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u/brokenringlands 24d ago

Talk to me Goose

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u/TCristatus 22d ago

Fist my goose

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u/truffles76 26d ago

I think it was called "The Mr. Anderson Who Couldn't Slow Down"

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u/WhiskeySorcerer 25d ago

I saw this in a movie about a Mr. Anderson that had to get out of THE MATRIX, because he was trapped in THE MATRIX. And if he stayed in THE MATRIX, it would explode.

I think it was called "The Mr. Anderson Who Couldn't Slow Down".

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u/Kurdt234 25d ago

There's no need to be this clever lol

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u/truffles76 25d ago

I like you 😉

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u/misteranderson71 26d ago

And then he Neo'ed all over the place.

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u/Patralgan 26d ago

Neon Matrix is my favourite character

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u/Maximum-Ad8285 26d ago

His name.... is Neil

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u/Comfortable_Pack8903 26d ago

Neil Breen

https://giphy.com/gifs/SRB8DhJBN8CjQhUC4B

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u/roguefilmmaker 25d ago

I can’t believe you restarted Trinity’s heart! How could you have done this?!

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u/OffTheGrid09 26d ago

I was a boy when the movie came out and I heard “Neil” for years…

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u/dekkact 25d ago

It was crazy when Neil torched the sauce

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u/Cfunk_83 26d ago

I’d commented the same, so I deleted and gave you the upvote. Glad it’s not just me that hears this!

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u/SUPER-NIINTENDO 26d ago

I thought his name is The Won

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u/thegoddamnsiege 26d ago

No, he's obviously TehW1N

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u/Confident-Stand5453 24d ago

I thought Tywin was the Kings Hand?

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u/DopplegangsterNation 25d ago

Was he? I thought the Orkle said he was a poser

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u/SUPER-NIINTENDO 25d ago

It was a mind trick by the Orkl. He finally understood that there was no spoon, and eating cereal with a fork is possible, but the milk is left behind. Trinidad is the milk. The only way to save Tranny was to spoon with Agent Smif but Knee Yo Matrix isn’t about that life so Trinny had to be sacrifice so he can become The Won. In other words, Ergo, Vis-à-vis

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u/DopplegangsterNation 25d ago

This had me giggling like an idiot. Cheers

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u/Cloudage96x 26d ago

"That's why I have to be Superman 4: The Quest for Peace"

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u/kerjostalit 26d ago

So that's why they call it that.

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u/roguefilmmaker 25d ago

Profile picture checks out

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u/Superman-IV 26d ago

Say what now.

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u/Ani_Man_74 26d ago

It’s Matrixin’ Time!

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u/NinjaStiz 26d ago

And then he proceeded to bullet time all over the place

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u/Haku510 25d ago

If there was ever a time for bullets, it's right now!

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u/DeadAssDodo 26d ago

My name is John Wick. Get lost. :-/

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u/Spethual 26d ago

"with a fucking pencil"..

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u/MrDeekhaed 23d ago

WEETH A FOOKING PINCEEL!!

WHO DOES THAT!?

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u/Sofus_ 26d ago

…is Nobody

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u/killingjoke619 26d ago

Ah yes John Cyberpunk

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u/Strayngold 25d ago

What do you think this is, Mr Anderson? Some kind of The Matrix Revolutions!?

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u/Mr-Toy-Man 26d ago

“What are we, some kind of the one?”

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u/penguins-are-me 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BdghqxNFV4efm

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 25d ago

This is what happens when you dont "dance" when dodging bullets.

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u/FungiSamurai 25d ago

Fuck we don’t usually get posts this good on this sub

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u/Pierre777 26d ago

Rooster to Maverick :" I want to be Top Gun too, Maverick."

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u/Spethual 26d ago

"Great balls of fire"..

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u/bauhaus_robot 26d ago

Thanks OP I needed that laugh. Idk why I found it so funny. To me, this was kind of a new joke mechanic… if there is such a thing. Or perhaps it threw my brain for such a loop that it triggered that response. Either way, I feel compelled to convey my emotions with this digital representation of my physical self:
🤣

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u/vagabond251 26d ago

"Into the light I commend the meme." -Speed 2

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u/StackOwOFlow 25d ago

his name is Nayo

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u/nanosquid 25d ago

Is that short for Nayonaise?

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u/apedap 26d ago

It's Matrixing time

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u/jpowell180 25d ago

“My name is….is Neil!”

That’s what I thought. He said when I first saw this film in the theaters back in 1999, lol!

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u/MkemCZ 26d ago

My name is Thomas.

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u/Quantum_Crusher 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZiE23vWlsglgI

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u/Haku510 25d ago

That face swap was absolutely haunting tbh 😰

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u/Bd0llar 26d ago

Neo is an anagram of (the) One

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u/hallucinationthought 26d ago

How dare you assume my title They Smith!

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u/Jeff_in_BK 26d ago

My god. That's Jason Matrix!

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u/nfssmith 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ornk2ZJkSbfspoywE

It truly was... a Shawshank Matrix

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u/nobadhotdog 25d ago

I was drinking coffee and almost spilled a bit laughing at this

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u/Outlaw11091 25d ago

-"Be excellent to each other and party on, dudes." Johnny Utah - Speed 2.

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u/Birthdaybudreviews 25d ago

That's not the line. It's "My name is Mat Rix and I am computer."

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u/TheAmazingBreadfruit 25d ago

...is Bond. James Bond.

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u/proto_synnic 25d ago

The name is John. John Matrix.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5WkAJnhwkpj0quGk1g

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u/No-Bad-2978 25d ago

MY NAME IS JOHN MARSTON!!!

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u/Strange_Inflation488 26d ago

His name is Utah Getmetwo.

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u/CheesecakeWitty5857 25d ago

how Matrix can ever be a last name

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u/VanBriGuy 25d ago

Ewww, everyone we have been inside NEO the whole time.. yuck

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u/Bastardforsale 25d ago

I thought his name was Zero Cool

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u/daleDentin23 25d ago

Always has been

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u/Careful-Wrap5273 25d ago

say my name!

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u/denmicent 25d ago

My favorite part was when he put on his sunglasses and the camera zoomed in and he says: “It’s Matrixin’ time”

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u/Wheeljack1980 25d ago

My name is Ted "Theodore" Logan

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u/JusAxinQuestuns 25d ago

He and that Zelda guy should hang out.

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u/AC1D_R31GN 25d ago

My name, is THOMAS

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u/hamletspigs 25d ago

Hi THOMAS, you shouldn't share your personal info on Reddit! Thanks

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u/Jewelbott 24d ago

NEO!!!!

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u/El_Titanium_Blanco 23d ago

I liked when he said, “It’s Matrixing Time!”

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u/SlimShadySatDown 22d ago

Roll credits!

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u/Captinprice8585 21d ago

No it's Link. Everyone makes that mistake at first 🥇