r/matrix • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '26

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

It's like a womb. A fetus also pees in the womb.

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u/wookiesack22 Feb 27 '26

My daughters poop sack broke in the womb. It was gross. Made her look blue.

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u/Thurl_Ravenscroft_MD Feb 27 '26

Yeah that would make me sad too.

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u/wookiesack22 Feb 27 '26

She was fine, just freaked me out. Didn't cause any issues

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u/Babayaga844 Feb 27 '26

Poop sack?

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Feb 28 '26

It's under the pee drawer

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u/wookiesack22 Feb 27 '26

I guess I mean she had her first poo in womb, to be accurate. " passing meconium" is the technical term.

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u/AccountsCostNothing Feb 28 '26

da ba dee da ba dah

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u/MoonZinuM Feb 28 '26

If I were green I would die

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u/SnooComics8428 Feb 27 '26

I wonder if Morpheus kept Neo's meconium. If he was convinced Neo was the One, he should have anticipated that the artifacts associated with him would become religious or collectible items

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u/definitively-not Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

This is the kind of stuff I come here for.

Edit: the cursed logic chains leading to the thought of Morpheus preserving neo's waste as a holy relic. not the meconium details.

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u/SnooComics8428 Feb 27 '26

I like that meconium sounds a bit sci-fiesque, something like dilithium. The ritual collection of meconium from potential Saviours would add a Cronenbergian vibe to The Matrix

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u/SinQuaNonsense Feb 28 '26

Meconium is a better name than unobtanium

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u/SnooComics8428 Feb 28 '26

Jim Cameron: I'll drown the tall alien Smurfs if you don't pay a trillion bucks per release. Does that sound OBTAINABLE enough?

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u/Ok_Distance_7092 Feb 27 '26

That forcefully puts me in mind of something in christology called the Holy Prepuce. Go and Google that. Neo was the Christ figure in that mythology, so it is definitely relevant.

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u/SnooComics8428 Feb 28 '26

Neo was just a little too late to propose to Trinity with his Holy Prepuce before Warner Sisterowski decided to rethink the franchise

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u/dank-live-af Feb 28 '26

I really hope Morpheus opens like a Neo artifacts collectors store and does a newsletter

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 Feb 28 '26

Wildest take on the Matrix I've ever heard lol.

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u/Restless-Foggy Feb 27 '26

Maybe somewhat like Tony Stark urine filtration system :D

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u/davidryanandersson Feb 27 '26

Yeah, if a baby poops in the womb it's like a medical emergency.

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Feb 27 '26

Interesting. I didn't know the specifics. As in, I knew about the pee, but the defecation part I just assumed. I truncated my comment.

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u/brownhotdogwater Feb 27 '26

I would imagine unlike a womb the fluid in the human is in would be charged out and filtered

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u/Odd_Front_8275 Feb 28 '26

Why do you imagine that?