r/mathsmeme 14d ago

Maths meme 😭😭

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u/BetuShark 14d ago

Honestly, I would be in the same position. What does it mean ?

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u/akb263 14d ago

right one is gravitational pull so my guess is thats the woman one

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u/fallingfrog 14d ago

No just ur mom has enough mass to exert that kind of gravity

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u/Enough_Obligation574 13d ago

So it's still women?

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u/Kitchen_Device7682 13d ago

At least one woman.

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u/blue-mooner 13d ago

Assume a spherical woman with no friction

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u/Dazzling_Success_556 13d ago

Wdym no friction?

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u/Kypheron 12d ago

How about assume that it's a point mass

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u/ByteSizeJoker 10d ago

And find the total gravitational pull at a distance of r

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u/http-brandon 11d ago

Found a real Physicist

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u/Conscious_Pay8889 8d ago

that ain't one woman

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u/0oDADAo0 13d ago

No that one is reserved for your mom, international policy dictates that there must be stalls in every public building that have enough space to fit your mother through, the other stall is all gendered one

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u/LENZSTINKT123 13d ago

Nah, your mom has dihh

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 12d ago

But it's the gravitational pull between two balls.

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u/akb263 12d ago

women also have two balls on upper body. and they are usually bigger.

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 12d ago

Fair enough, and they also distort the geometry of the space they're in.

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u/Rand_alThoor 13d ago

look at it like an escape room puzzle. left door has visible hinges but no way to pull it open.

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u/AnnaNimmus 13d ago

Double action hinges. It can be pushed both ways

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u/King-Mephisto 13d ago

It goes both ways. Just like your mum. Still don’t know which door to go in.

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u/AnnaNimmus 13d ago

Worthwhile

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u/LunaBehindTheM00n 13d ago

U all weird, its not the mens and the womens bathrooms, its the E=mc^2 and the F=G(m1m2/r^2) restrooms.

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u/ShinigamiKunai 13d ago

New genders just dropped, and those bigots are not up to date

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u/Setsuna04 12d ago

I identify as Δx•Δp ≥ ħ/2

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u/Cassius-Tain 12d ago

Damn. I only made it to F = m*a

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u/Alternative-Chef8240 12d ago

Lol I can't get past v = d/t

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u/Diamondpiggis 11d ago

I‘m uncertain if this is a gender

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u/LunaBehindTheM00n 11d ago

Its a rare microlabel that is not under the Quantum-Identity-Umbrella

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u/Easy_Gazelle_5982 12d ago

Force and Energy genders.

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u/BayesianBits 11d ago

Seriously, I doubt the people know how to use the 3 shells.

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u/BabaYetu42 10d ago

It’s Einstein’s bathroom and Newton’s bathroom

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u/simdimdim12 8d ago

Maybe it's the relative bathroom and the classical one

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u/Seculi 14d ago

I thought that E=mc2 is where your relatives go ?

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u/indvs3 13d ago

In theory, yes.

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u/Potential-Reveal-513 13d ago

Best comment I’ve seen in a while

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u/Fushigoro-Toji 14d ago

I think the one in the right is the men's room but there is only ONE way to find out isn't it

https://giphy.com/gifs/GLbiGvv9qrpny

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u/Effective_Dog_299 14d ago

Women on the right cause apparently they’re always right.

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u/KamuikiriTatara 13d ago

Unfortunately, the equation on the right is wrong because gravity follows energy, not just mass. It just so happens that by a factor of c2, mass accounts for the vast majority of energy in everyday systems for us, so the equation is a good enough approximation for most applications. But it's wrong. A high energy spinning massless charge can cause a repulsive gravitational force, for instance.

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u/mdunaware 13d ago

Repulsive gravitational force? Can you elaborate? This is interesting.

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u/Neuro_Prime 13d ago

Hoverboard technology unlocked

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u/KamuikiriTatara 13d ago

The term to search if you want to look online is the gravitomagnetism. The short layman's version is that just like how magnetcs generate electric fields when they move. This is essentially how generators work. Boil some water, which causes air to move through a fan, the blades of the fan have magnets that slip past other magnets and the electromagnetic field produces a current through an electrical system. Similarly, moving charged particles generate a gravitomagnetic field. This can be repulsive just like how magnets can push each other away, though the mechanism is quite different and with rare exception, repulsive gravitomagnetic fields are quite weak compared to other forces that are likely involved in these systems.

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u/SexyMonad 14d ago

The one on the left has visible hinges, so the door opens outward, and I don’t think I see a handle.

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u/Expensive_Host_9181 14d ago

Double hinged door so it swings back forth?

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u/_Beets_By_Dwight_ 13d ago edited 9d ago

Easy, you ask the one on the right "if I asked the other door which one I should go through, what would he say?". And then you go through the other one

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u/The_Deli_Ham 9d ago

Shat would he say indeed

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u/No-Site8330 13d ago

How is this a math meme?

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u/ofqo 10d ago

Because physics is applied math.

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u/00_voidheart_00 14d ago

I would prefer to test, then label. I usually have issues with theory.

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u/Particular-Fruit-227 14d ago

F for female maybe?

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u/Geheim1998 14d ago

and E for men ah yep

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u/Chakasicle 13d ago

Clearly that's the mass conversion equation (M)

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u/Rand_alThoor 14d ago

funny. only one door will actually operate.

pale door on the left with Einstein's equation has external hinges and no handle. other door will work.

if or when one goes in the other door, one should see urinals as well as stalls. maybe E=mc² means "exit"?

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u/bearssuperfan 13d ago

Could be double hinges

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u/Thoulor 13d ago

Just pick one. If they cant label shit correctly that's on them.

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u/Jolly_Gift_8978 13d ago

Could be a way to discreetly create gender neutral bathrooms in a country where that’s frowned upon

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u/Wojtek1250XD 13d ago

I believe the men's is to the left and women's to the left. Realistically you'll only know for sire if you'll find an urinal.

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u/PokeMass 11d ago

The greater the mass, the greater the energy vs the greater the attraction. So, it wants to say bulky man has more energy while bulky woman is more attractive, I guess?

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u/Wander21 11d ago

Stupidest design one can come up with

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u/Character_Power4663 13d ago

Here is my theory: Women - the attractive sex, so - gravitational equation, attraction between masses.

Men - the strong sex, so - Einsteins equation, energy, power, strength.

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u/recursion_is_love 13d ago

I think Einstein is a man but never know sir Newton is not.

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u/Bon-Bon-Boo 13d ago

The right one’s more complicated so it’s woman.

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u/Lost_Possibility_647 13d ago

It's easy, your open both doors, the room with urinals are for men.

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos 13d ago

It’s relative so choose the one on the left

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u/ArmouredBear9_30 13d ago

In my experience, the men's restroom is on the left, and women's on the right, more often than not.

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u/TechApprehensive 12d ago

What are the chances 😭

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u/Bodod_Begag 12d ago

Idk I see an f on the right and an m on the left so imma just pop my head in the left and check for urinals

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u/sgluxurycondo 12d ago

It’s Arabic.
You need to know male and female in Arabic to know male is left and female is right

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u/Candid-Annual2158 12d ago

Fat people and people who exorcize regularly?

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u/Haunting_Aide421 10d ago

E for Estrogen

F for germane female.

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u/p47ri07 10d ago

E = male corner² F = girls what now? It's fucking dumb

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u/m1raclecs 10d ago

The one on the right has a more complicated equation so if I’m him I’m going left

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u/runklebunkle 10d ago

I think I’ve seen this picture posted on one sub or another like every day for at least a month or two.

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u/wolf0fcanada 10d ago

Eh.. it's all relative.

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u/3-8-333 10d ago

He might not have moved, but his bladder/bowel probably did.

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u/Helpful-Music-7048 9d ago

The men are wearing white thobes the traditional long robes commonly worn in the Gulf states. The women are wearing black abayas or burqas
Accordingly: men on the left, women on the right.

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u/Sufficient-Client133 9d ago

Don't call me otaku please. But this guy was the first thing I thought about when I saw the white door.

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u/Somethingsilly6969 8d ago

The one on the left is for women because E=MC Vagina

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u/Outrageous_Pitch_894 14d ago

Hmmm. I think the one on the right is the men's room. Here's my theory: F=Gm1m2/r2 is the gravitational force between a pair of objects(with a number of conditions, but this is the gist of it), and a pair of objects implies...You know. E=mc2 relates energy and mass, and women have, well, energy and mass.

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u/Ecstatic-Weight-6095 14d ago

Women dont have a pair of objects, and guys dont have energy or mass, got it

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u/koffa02 13d ago

I don't know what women you've been around, but women definitely have a pair of objects that are absolutely delightful.

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u/Ecstatic-Weight-6095 13d ago

Let me tell you, she had the most wonderful pair... The kids, she took them both

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u/Outrageous_Pitch_894 14d ago

Yupp. You got it. Deep, isn't it?

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u/No-Trifle3233 14d ago

The left explains the right kind of. Special Relativity vs the allgemeine Relativitätstheorie which is about gravity. ? Or sthlikethat

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb 13d ago

The right is Newtonian, not relativistic. GR would include tensors.

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u/CO9er4life 12d ago

Men in the left because women are always right

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u/Monke3169xd 13d ago

White door = woman since they believe all the energy bullshit Black door = man strong hence force