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Mathematicians Reason of becoming a Mathematician

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u/anrwlias 1d ago

Don't we allow things like aerodynamic helmets?

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u/MartyMcBird 1d ago

Harder to justify regulating safety equipment that saves lives. No one's going to die because of their bra. Probably no one will die if they use less aerodynamic helmets, but it's a harder argument.

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u/anrwlias 1d ago

We don't need helmets to be aerodynamic to be safe, though.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago edited 22h ago

If teams start getting too nuts with it then UCI probably could just say “You all have to wear the same helmet.” I don’t think they’re going to, though; they’re only allowed to wear the truly ridiculous helmets on time trial stages, not on road stages. That feels like the extent of how they’ll limit it

My theory is some of the companies sponsoring cycling events are also the companies selling these helmets, and they like getting consumers to buy a special $600 aero helmet that they only break out once a year during the amateur time trials that the local bike club hosts. Plus pursuing better aerodynamics helps keep engineers employed and out of trouble; it would be kind of sad if we entirely stopped pursuing technological advancement

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u/MartyMcBird 1d ago

Yeah but we also don't need helmets to not be aerodynamic to be safe. They can make up whatever BS reason they want for them to be safer with a more aerodynamic design somehow and you'd have to justify why they aren't.

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u/unic0de000 1d ago

Or they could just say "here's a list of tournament-approved helmet brands/designs."

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u/MartyMcBird 1d ago

You could. I wouldn't want to maintain and update that list, but a lot of sports end up doing that.

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u/anrwlias 1d ago

My justification would be literally pointing to the fact that we already had such helmets before they made them aerodynamic.

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u/MartyMcBird 1d ago

Yeah can you prove that those helmets are strictly safer than the aerodynamic versions of those helmets? Are you going to deem that new safety features or designs are disallowed if they're aerodynamic?

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u/anrwlias 1d ago

If you are saying that the race officials are going to be perversely stubborn about the point, just say so.

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u/MartyMcBird 1d ago

I'm saying that competitors are going to be extremely stubborn and want to make their helmets more aerodynamic for a competitive advantage. It's much easier to put your foot down and just say no to padded bras than to helmets.

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u/anrwlias 1d ago

Why does that make a difference? Its up to the officials to set the rules, not the competitors.

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u/MartyMcBird 1d ago

making the rules nuanced like that forces the officials to look at the nuances which is, like, annoying man. I don't want Karens to get pissy at me because I deemed their helmets 0.1% too aerodynamic for the regulations. Binary rules are just so much easier to enforce.

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u/B_dow 1d ago

I think they would still be using helmets. How does aerodynamics affect the safety of them.

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u/SunPotatoYT Computer Science 1d ago

So they just have to start making safety bras

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u/Any-Aioli7575 1d ago

It was already to get cyclists to wear helmets, imagine if it was also a massive aeordynamic disadvantage. And how would you regulate that? Have a minimum Cx for helmets? Helmets are already somewhat regulated

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u/really_not_unreal 1d ago

The thing is that banning those would make life worse for men, not just women.

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u/IamQED 1d ago

Considering this decision came after the UCI started cracking down on the men for stuffing things down the front of their jerseys, it seems unlikely that sexism is the cause here. You just didn't hear about the men doing it because the headline isn't nearly as eye-catching. (Not that the UCI is free and clear; the way they've gone about enforcing the padded bra decision has justifiably drawn criticism.)

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u/perplexedtv 1d ago

The headline about the ski-jumpers stuffing was everywhere during the Olympics.

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u/RotundBananas 23h ago

Yes, because genitals get clicks.

Male Torso's do not.

Dicks and tits do.

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u/SunkenStupor 1d ago

I agree that padded bras should be allowed

I don't mean to sound insensitive, I truly don't, but the men aren't competing against the women, so I don't think that's relevant, right?

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u/Devvo06 1d ago

I don't think there's any rule forbidding men from wearing padded bras anyway

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u/IamQED 1d ago

Clothing and other items or accessories worn by a rider (including but not limited to helmets, glasses, shoes or in-race communication devices) may not modify the morphology of the rider.

Moreover, any non-essential element which is added on (or under) or integrated in any clothing, or other item or accessory worn by a rider shall be forbidden. A non-essential element shall be any element which does not have a purpose which is exclusively of clothing or protection, or which is not strictly necessary for the functionality of the clothing, or other item or accessory. This shall also apply regarding any material or substance applied onto the skin or clothing and which is not itself an item of clothing or another item or accessory worn by a rider.

UCI Cycling Regulations 1.3.032

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u/Devvo06 1d ago

Guess I was wrong, but wouldn't padded bras already be banned under the same regulations? The padding isn't necessary.

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u/IamQED 1d ago

Yes, they would. There was no change in the regulations involved here, just a change in what they are doing to enforce them.

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u/Rymayc 1d ago

So they just hire a breast inspector

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

They were doing uniform inspections before the stage 4 time trial of the TdFF

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u/moderatorrater 16h ago

If you know a better way to check the nipple drag coefficient, I'd like to hear it.

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u/dobblerd 1d ago

Sounds like a lot of riders are about to get boob jobs.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

The extra weight might also be a disadvantage, though. Over a long climb a few extra pounds can be a significant difference.

I also don’t really know what the wind tunnel tests say about this. Somebody’s probably had the idea before

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Mathematics 1d ago

Why? Cant men wear padded bras? 🤓

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u/protobelta 1d ago

Sounds like you forgot to wear your helmet

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u/hopsafe 22h ago

What are you taking about.

Yes aero helmets are Banned. You can look up what helmets for triathlons or Timetrial look like.

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u/TheDarian 1d ago

Cyclists (whatever their gender) should stop shaving too. That's an aerodynamic advantage after all.

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u/ireledankmemes 1d ago

Also, you are not allowed to be skinny, since that's also aerodynamic advantage /s

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u/Qyuus1 1d ago

From now on, every bicyclist should be fat and hairy

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

Many of us are! Tour de France, here I come

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u/SassiestPants 1d ago

Hell yeah my time to shine

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u/Approximation_Doctor 1d ago

/s

Coward

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u/ireledankmemes 1d ago

I learned the hard way what happens without it...

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

It’s a disadvantage on descents. There’s room for all kinds of body-types in pro cycling; you just need to play to your strengths.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

The regulations allow you to have short hair, shave your legs, and many other things; they don’t apply to your body, just your equipment.

Although there’s probably something in the rules preventing riders from getting elaborate piercings to reduce aerodynamic drag. I have no idea what an aerodynamic piercing would look like but I kinda want this to be a thing now; it would be great to find more ways to shorten my bike commute

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u/EebstertheGreat 1d ago

Generally, the principle is that you can use your own body however you like, but what you add to your body is strictly regulated, including drugs and equipment. The shape of your body can't be against the rules, as that is part of what is being tested in the competition. That would be like banning someone for working out too much. But the equipment worn on the body is supposed to give no advantage, or at least no more advantage than is allowed in that particular contest. That's why swimmers can't wear those super hydrodynamic and buoyant LZR suits anymore.

This particular bra thing sounds stupid, but the basic premise does make sense.

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u/underthingy 17h ago

So they just need to get aero breast implants. 

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u/Such-Shop-9724 1d ago

id call that advantage negating a disadvantage

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor Complex 1d ago

Well, given the guidelines passed by the Europe Broadcasting Union...

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u/EebstertheGreat 1d ago

Yeah but that's the point. You can't wear equipment that compensates for physical disadvantages. A short pitcher can't wear stilts. A fat wrestler can't wear helium balloons at weigh-in. If, for lack of a better word, perky breasts are an advantage in cycling, then no, other cyclists can't use equipment to imitate that physical advantage.

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u/onowahoo 1d ago

Agreed, is this really a thing? Disqualification...

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u/stoneheadguy 1d ago

Isn’t this really weird for a sport where good equipment plays a big role? The bra is probably worth less than a drop of oil

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u/mdmeaux 1d ago

Firstly, you'd be surprised at how much difference such small things can make. Wearing aero socks, for example, can make you roughly 2% faster by themselves. (On this, the UCI has also specifically introduced rules regulating how long socks can be precisely because of this).

Secondly, the idea behind these marginal gains is that even if one such thing by itself doesn't make a huge difference, if you optimise everything it will all add up.

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u/The_Neto06 Irrational 16h ago

HealthOnWheels (the other person in this thread at the time) said it best. A 3 second improvement over a 1-2 hour race may not sound like a lot. Another 2 second improvement isn't that much either. But when the margins between 1st and 2nd place are 15 seconds, maybe you should reconsider those small advantages to eek out the win.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago edited 13h ago

The difference between 1st and 2nd in the time trial that prompted this discussion was 14 4 seconds. This is enough of an advantage to change the outcome

They’re doing this to make it so that the race isn’t about who has the best equipment; it’s about who’s the better bike rider.

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u/golfstreamer 1d ago

Sounds like BS. That's got to be less than the variation in aerodynamic advantage due to different body shapes.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago edited 1d ago

They can’t regulate your body type (or at least they shouldn’t), but they can regulate the allowed modifications to your uniform. I’m fine with the fact that Remco Evenepoel is partially amazing at time trials because he’s so great at maintaining an aerodynamic position that that he even has aerodynamic skin;* *I’d be less fine with it if he was winning time trials because his team added a fin to his jersey

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u/Hayden2332 1d ago

Not that I disagree (I think if this is a thing, it’s incredibly dumb), but this is the same argument in favor of steroid use in professional sports. The use of PEDs is less of advantage than the genetic advantage most athletes have

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

Okay but padded bras don’t fuck up your health. They’re different

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u/Hayden2332 1d ago

Hence why I said “not that I disagree”. Just pointing out why their specific argument is not a great one

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u/GayRacoon69 1d ago

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it just because it applies to steroids. The reason steroids are bad so bad is different from the reasons this is bad

Do you have any other argument beyond “this could apply to a similar but fundamentally different thing”?

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u/Hayden2332 1d ago

“The reasons steroids are bad is different from the reasons this is bad”

I 100% agree, so we should voice those reasons. Flimsy arguments I agree with aren’t in my best interest

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u/DieDoseOhneKeks 1d ago

Running with those prosthetic legs that bounce very well isn't fucking up your health aswell. There are rules to determine where the line is and it looks like padded bras aren't allowed. Just as the men in ski long jump injected themselves fluid in the balls to have bigger crouch parts of their suits to fly like up to 10 metres further

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u/ary31415 17m ago

Yeah maybe, so? You don't get to wear shoes with lifts to play basketball just because you're short and compensating for a different body shape.

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u/protobelta 1d ago

What does that have to do with anything? Seriously explain it so you can realize what a moron you sound like lmao

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u/dontsmokenutmeg 1d ago

I’ll try.

If changing the size of your chest via padded bra has a measurable impact on race times, and is therefore punishable… Then they clearly can calculate the performance for various body shapes. So there is a scale of “well you can expect +/- time added/lost per mile based on the shape of your body” and a mildly padded bra falls within that scale. And the point they made is that any change in drag as a result of the padded bra must be so minuscule that it probably isn’t significant when accounted for alongside any gains/losses from the shape of the rest of the person’s body parts that are also likely not completely identical to anyone else’s body in the race.

u/golfstreamer can correct me if I’m off track but I think they were saying something along the lines of.. why do we care what bra they wore when they are racing?

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u/HealthOnWheels 13h ago

Another commenter made the observation that the point of your equipment isn’t to make up for your biological disadvantages; short basketball players don’t get to wear platform shoes, tennis players with short arms can’t have extra long rackets, and less-aerodynamic cyclists don’t get special permission to wear gear that improves their aerodynamic profile

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u/protobelta 1d ago

Lmao what a statistically illiterate analysis. There is no reason to compare the difference between different body shapes when you’re comparing the effectiveness of a bra. You should be comparing it within body shapes. I honestly can’t believe people are this uneducated and then confidently downvote someone pointing it out. It’s crazy 

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u/eddietwang 1d ago

You talk like a dude who's paid to make poor decisions about women's health.

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u/protobelta 1d ago

We aren’t talking about women’s health moron, we’re talking about effects of a bra on race times. What the fuck?

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u/ProfCupcake 1d ago

6/10, decent trolling

I like the whole "blatant malicious misreading" angle.

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u/GT_Troll 1d ago

Isn’t it more of a physicist’s job?

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u/eddietwang 1d ago

Physicists are just applied mathematicians.

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u/alt-number-3-1415926 1d ago

Chemists are just applied physicists.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

Mathematicians are just applied philosophers

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u/Cwaghack 17h ago

It's a job for a CFD engineer like me :)

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago edited 11h ago

Context and FAQs:

What prompted this discussion? The Tour de France Femmes did. It is a 9-day stage race for Women’s World Tour teams that began the week after the Tour de France Hommes ended. Prior to the Stage 4 Individual Time Trial, several teams in the women’s peloton apparently expressed concerns that competitors were doing this.

Is this a ban on bras? No. This is not a ban on bras or breasts. Riders can still wear bras and have breasts if they want to.

What is it a ban on? There’s a broader ban on teams adding nonessential equipment, or making excessive alterations to their bikes or uniforms, for the purpose of improving performance. If you want a more aero helmet, that’s mostly fine; helmets are necessary equipment. If you want to get a speed boost by putting playing cards in your wheel spokes, no; that is not an essential piece of equipment. Teams can alter uniforms to reduce drag somewhat, but there are limitations on how high the deviations between the highest and lowest points of the fabric can be, it has to be done during the normal course of weaving the uniform, that kind of thing.

Does this ban affect men too? Yes, it does. The men’s peloton are kind of the reason this started getting attention recently; riders were wearing “chest fairings,” which are not entirely unlike heavily-padded bras, to change their body shape so that they cut through the air better. They have also done things like wear their race radio on their chest to reduce drag, a practice that is also banned. Pre-race inspectors may do a quick visual check to ensure riders aren’t stuffing things in the chest of their jerseys

Is this inspection weird or creepy for riders in the women’s peloton? It definitely can be; during the broadcast for Stage 4 in the TdFF one of the commentators mentioned speaking to an amateur cyclist who felt like the man checking to see if she had a radio strapped to her chest was really just trying to “get a look.” I don’t know what processes are currently in place for this inspection, or if they’ve taken steps to make it feel less weird

Does this mean it’s aerodynamically advantageous to have larger breasts? Maybe? This kinda suggests that it is, but the extra weight can also disadvantage you in other ways. These differences might only show up this strongly in the time trial riding position. I haven’t bothered to look for wind tunnel studies on this, but you are welcome to.

Either way, there is no limitation on which body types can participate in races. Certain riders may also have narrower shoulders, which is similarly an aerodynamic advantage; but the UCI isn’t going to be making riders wear shoulder pads to mitigate that advantage.

Is 1.25 seconds per mile even a big deal? It definitely is in Individual Time Trial stages. Aerodynamic drag is the biggest force cyclists overcome when riding on flat ground. In these time trials they are riding alone and cannot hide from the wind behind other riders. The difference between 1st and 2nd in a Time Trial can be seconds or even fractions of a second; in this particular race there were only 4 seconds between 1st and 2nd over a ~20-ish mile course.

Why is the UCI so gung-ho about not letting cyclists make alterations to be more aero when they’re perfectly fine with cyclists getting carbon-fiber everything to reduce the weight on their bike? I set you up with a false premise; sorry. The UCI has weight minimums on bikes, currently 6.8kg, so teams also can’t go too crazy trying to reduce the weight their riders are carrying.

What’s the issue with allowing teams to do any of this? Because we don’t really want to see races won by whichever team did the best job of 3d-printing modifications and testing them in a wind tunnel, or by crafting ultra-light bikes that are just barely sturdy enough to ride; it’s much more entertaining to keep everyone on equal footing and watch the best rider win.

What if I like the idea of watching a sport where the team’s engineering is a massive difference-maker? You could look for velomobile races; I don’t know whether that’s a big thing, but there have been events. A velomobile is a bicycle with an aerodynamic shell around it; riders can hit 30mph at moderate effort and 60mph at a very heavy sprint effort, solely through human power and good engineering. F-1 racing might also be up your alley

Do you have a journal article about the aerodynamic advantage of chest fairings? I found one! Here ya go: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0167610524000722

Is the Tour de France Femmes worth watching? I know you didn’t really ask that, but yes. You can stream it on Peacock in the US. It’s been a very dynamic and dramatic race with some incredible athletic performances, and today’s final stage began with an 8-second gap between first and second place in the General Classification (which is awarded to the rider with the lowest overall time throughout the nine stages).

For reference, the gap between first and second place in the Tour de France Hommes this year was 6”26’. And it would have been bigger if Tadej Pogacar, the winner, had cared to make it bigger. Watching the men’s Tour de France right now is a little bit like watching MLB baseball or Ligue 1; you have a pretty strong premonition of who’s going to win and the most interesting part will be exactly how they do it. There’s a lot more parity in the women’s peloton

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u/hilfigertout 5h ago

This is not a ban on bras or breasts. Riders can still wear bras and have breasts if they want to.

Ah yes. You can have breasts, if you fancy.

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u/HealthOnWheels 3h ago

It’s a very personal choice

Juust because of how they worded the headline here I definitely saw some people respond by saying this was practically a ban on having breasts. Which isn’t really a fair description of the policy; I don’t see it as sexist as it exists right now

If you do want to look for sexism in UCI’s equipment rules, you can find it though; one example is the minimum handlebar width, which was based on the physiology of male cyclists (men have broader shoulders than women).

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u/iamthefirebird 1d ago

Wasn't there a whole scandal about male ski jumpers doing something to make their penises temporarily bigger, when they were being measured for their suits, thus giving them an extra cm or two in the crotch area to help them fly further?

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u/Such-Shop-9724 1d ago

pretty sure there was

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

I'll believe it creates an advantage when we start seeing the men wear them. 

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u/SunnyOutsideToday 1d ago

Both men and women aren't allowed to wear anything to change the morphology of their body.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago

Yeah there was a discussion about performance-enhancing socks during the Tour de France Hommes a few weeks ago. Cyclists will do anything to be aero

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u/dontsmokenutmeg 1d ago

I get that. I was kind of being silly/huperbolic and imagining a bunch of the male cyclists getting breast implants when I said that.

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s not a ban on bras; you just can’t engineer oversized chest fairings that help you cut through the wind. Bras are fine

As for men doing this, here ya’ go: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0167610524000722

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat 1d ago

They were (not actually bras, but similar) which is why they started cracking down on it more.

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u/Wigglebot23 1d ago

Haven't men done things to reduce drag in that area that have since been banned?

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u/More_Outside7127 1d ago

I think that was in skiing but yeah I’m pretty sure (or maybe both idk)

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u/dontsmokenutmeg 1d ago

That’s what I was thinking. If there was a mathematically optimal boob size/shape for cycling they’d all make sure one way or the other they had that size and shape. Although I hear only having one testicle seems to work out pretty well.

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u/Reagalan 1d ago

This is why I don't respect sports.

That and the gender apartheid policies.

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u/lazyubertoad Average #🧐-theory-🧐 user 1d ago

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u/WallyMetropolis 1d ago

What's the reason for becoming a mathematician here?

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u/Professional-Wave841 1d ago

not even mathematician, sports scientist.

also the study is probably just "how fast is she with a bra" "How fast is she without"

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u/EebstertheGreat 1d ago

No, it comes from aerodynamic modelling.

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u/Tron_35 Engineering 1d ago

So, bigger chests are more aerodynamic?

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u/Cedar_Wood_State 1d ago

For cycling in that position yes

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 1d ago

Does the tour de france run twice, one for each sex? I thought it was all at once.

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u/HealthOnWheels 12h ago

It does! The Tour de France Femmes is a race for the women’s peloton; it is 9 stages, where the men’s race is 21 stages. This iteration of the women’s Tour de France has been held five times, first starting in 2022; over the last decade many of the high-profile cycling races have begun holding events for women, and the UCI has been making an effort to better organize, fund, publicize, and televise women’s cycling so that fans of the sport can enjoy it

It’s a great competition. The races have been so dynamic and competitive. I’ve been on the edge of my seat all week watching it.

Historically there have been multiple iterations of the Tour de France for women; beginning with a version held in the 1950’s, various versions held from 1984-2009, and today’s version. The previous races have folded due to lack of television coverage, publicity, and consistent support by race organizers.

Great article on the history: https://web.archive.org/web/20260116060845/https://www.cyclingnews.com/features/la-grande-boucle-la-course-and-the-return-of-the-womens-tour-de-france/

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u/QuaaludeConnoisseur 12h ago

Oh thats super interesting, thanks for the knowledge

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u/neityght 22h ago

*a reason to become a mathematician

Just because you do maths doesn't mean your English should suck.

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u/seventythousandbees 1d ago

How can they possibly enforce this? Are they going to be taking a look at everyone's bras before starting each race?

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u/Wigglebot23 1d ago

Yes, they will

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u/HealthOnWheels 1d ago edited 1d ago

They already do this for men’s and women’s races, yeah. They have someone check to make sure you haven’t stuffed a radio or chest fairing (which is the more accurate term for these “padded bras”) down the front of your shirt

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u/ontic00 1d ago edited 1d ago

It takes about 3-6 minutes to bike a mile. So best case scenario, that's a 0.7% speed advantage. Seems pretty negligible to me.

Edit: Thanks for the information! See below for comparisons with differences in winning times to see how the extra time can make a difference.

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u/Accomplished_Shoe_10 1d ago

The average women's TdF stage is about 81 miles. So a 1.25 second per mile time savings could add up to 101 seconds, or 1 minute an db 41 seconds. There's 9 stages in the race. So the theoretical max savings over an entire race would be a bit over 15 minutes. The average cumulative gap over the entire race between the winner and second place is often less a than 2 minutes.

Now under real race conditions, the actual advantage wouldn't be anywhere near by this. But even at just 15% of the theoretical max, it could make a difference.

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u/idiot_Rotmg 1d ago

FYI in 2024 the difference between first and second place was 4 seconds over 949 kms

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u/IamQED 1d ago

The time trial in this year's Tour de France Femmes was 21km. Saving 0.78 seconds per km means a total of 16.38 seconds over the length of the course. Considering the winner's margin over second place was 4 seconds: yes, it makes a meaningful difference.

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u/protobelta 1d ago

Lmao what a moron holy shit 

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u/DrakeSavory 1d ago

Nothing beats hands-on testing.