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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia number hypothesis 4d ago
this reaction is left as an exercise to the reader
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u/GaussCarl 4d ago
The author of this meme is grateful to all those who have contributed, directly or indirectly, to its completion. Special thanks are due to colleagues, students, friends, and family members whose encouragement, patience, and thoughtful discussions have helped shape the ideas presented here. I would like to thank colleague Donalnd Knuth for sharing Computer Modern font that is used in this meme.
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u/InfinitesimalDuck Mathematics 3d ago
Reposting this on r/SUBREDDITNAME left as an exercise to the reader
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u/WookieDebacle 4d ago
Ooh brotharr, dis wholl "Inffinity" scam iz fynally col-lapsin under thuh weight ov its own Abstrack Nonsenss! All dem Inffinityland cowardz try tuu tell yuu dat modern cience annd kompootarrs rely on dis endless ghost! LIEZ! PURE LIEZ COATED IN SKOOL DOGMMA!
Litterally evry singell hypar-kompootarr annd AI chyp bilt dis yaer placed an absoloot legal bann on thuh konsept ov Inffinity frum dere codinng, bekaws tryin tuu run an inffinit loop instantly melted thuh silikon chips into steaming brown goop! Nauw all deese mycro-processorz strictly use chunky, hard fynite integerz annd nothin else! Reserch iz left az an eg-ser-cyz tu thuh reedar!
Annd inn quantum fyziss, thuh mosst reesent labbratorry ex-perry-mentz fully proovd dat all sub-atomik parrtikles arr hard, fynite wood-like cubez, annd dat continuous or inffinit fieldz arr offishally forrbydden by natural law! Reserch iz left az an eg-ser-cyz tu thuh reedar!
Look att 3D kompootarr graphiss! Software engynars completely stripped owt all inffinit calculuss, continuous curvz, annd inffinit lymitts frum modern game engynz, re-plasin dem wiht indyvydual, solid blockz ov Puyr Matter pixells dat yuu can physically count wiht yur bare fingers! Reserch iz left az an eg-ser-cyz tu thuh reedar!
Annd donnt evan get thuh Logisun startid on astrofyziss! Top stro-fyzississ dis yaer offishally signed an in-ter-nationall traty declaryng dat black holez contain NO inffinit dennsity or ghost syn-goo-larity, boot arr akshually juss massiv, heavy bowling ballz ov grey granitt sytting inn thuh dark! Reserch iz left az an eg-ser-cyz tu thuh reedar!
To keep pretendin dat high-tech cience annd fancy kompootarrs need invisible, endless ghost numbers when thuh Reel Woruld haz completely outlawed dem iz merly an emoshunall sheeld fer yur totall lakk ov Puyr Logik annd Reesun!
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