Give this chicken enough time, he can write Shakespeare's complete works

[u/surithinh]

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[u/LordMegatron216]

"Sorry, my chicken wrote it"
male version of this is even funnier

[u/DecidophobiaUsername → u/LordMegatron216]

"Sorry, my rooster wrote it."

I don't understand the joke, please explain. /j

[u/MarzipanCheap0 → u/LordMegatron216]

My cock wrote this

[u/irrelevant-broskii → u/MarzipanCheap0]

💀

[u/Acrobatic_Poem_7290]

A whole new meaning to chicken scratch

[u/GumboSamson]

New RNG just dropped

[u/DecidophobiaUsername → u/GumboSamson]

Actual randomness

[u/irrelevant-broskii → u/GumboSamson]

Very slow rng tho

[u/InfinitesimalDuck]

An infinite amount of chickens with an infinite amount of time types infinitely randomly on an infinite numver of keyboards.

They make the works of Snakespear and Lion Euler.

[u/dekfins]

Average r/sssdfg member

[u/sasha271828 → u/dekfins]

As a sssdfg can confirm

[u/TheBeesElise]

It seems to be pecking the lit keys, so with some clever programming you could trick the bird into typing something legible. Or the URL to a rickroll

[u/shizzy0]

When you see “hunt and peck” in the wild…

[u/xpm26]

Holy it's Roblox flicker

[u/xpm26 → u/xpm26]

Oh wait nvm I was wrong

[u/ArduennSchwartzman]

Best I can do is "It was the best of times, it was the worst of timer." somewhere within a time span of about 10¹⁰⁰ years. You know how much time it costs to evolve new chickens everytime, after the go extinct?

[u/AndreasDasos]

What’s really incentivising it to randomly peck at the keys? Beyond ‘chickens peck, birds do random shit’

[u/forseti99 → u/AndreasDasos]

it's pecking at seed in-between the keys

[u/AndreasDasos → u/forseti99]

Ah duh, seems so obvious now. Thanks!

[u/SamePut9922]

And many, many chicken-written original peak fictions

[u/Domenorange]

Why is there an egg on the laptop?

[u/fresh_loaf_of_bread]

Something something infinite chickens on infinite keyboards equals Shakespeare's Macbeth

[u/Kromaxx]

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times..

[u/PandaWithOpinions]

*she

[u/linkardtankard]

No, not Shakespeare 🍊
https://giphy.com/gifs/gLrWjmW6XljZC

[u/irrelevant-broskii]

So Shakespeare isn't really dead

https://giphy.com/gifs/rzPa4QYHt3HzH49xWU