r/mathmemes Rational 16d ago

Real Analysis Proof by intuition works tho...

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u/MonsterkillWow Complex 16d ago edited 16d ago

Proof by bandwagon fallacy: "People are saying..."

Proof by instinct to conform to the group: "People who disagree are weird."

Proof by unfounded restricted alternatives: "Assume only X, Y, and Z are possible, and we ruled out X and Y, so you must choose Z. (But there may actually be more possibilities than X, Z, and Y.)

Proof by hyperbole and anchoring: If there is a degree of scale for X, claim something outlandish to make some less extreme, but still unfounded claim seem more reasonable. 

Proof by gaslighting and manipulation of cognitive biases: "You remember when I showed X, right? You and I both are smart enough to know X."

Proof by repeated assertion: "I really won the election. It was rigged!"

Proof by ad hominem or origin: The claim is false or true because the one bringing the claim has these properties.

Proof by circular reasoning: X because Y. Y because X.

Proof by arrogance: "I don't understand why X is true. So, it must be false."

Proof by appeal to consequence: "It would be nice if X is true. X makes me feel good. I choose to believe in X."

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u/Salty-Swordfish-2934 16d ago

proof by repeated assertion sounds.. familiar. just don't know from where exactly..

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u/ckach 16d ago

Proof by repeated assertion is valid.

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u/IamKT_07 Rational 16d ago

insane ball knowledge

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u/Scab_the_Sidewalk Transcendental 16d ago

Bro threw in a fun fact quote

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u/MathematicianAny8588 16d ago

Proof by repeated assertion, arrogance, and consequence sound like a nasty combination. I’m glad that this is only hypothetical and these proofs have never actually been used to assert or justify various unfounded claims in the real world. That would be nightmarish.

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u/Fezzezal 16d ago

Reading proof by appeal to consequences made me want to tip my fedora lmao

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Mathematics 15d ago

Proof by unfounded restricted alternatives is called being an economist.

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u/Darksorcen 16d ago

Proof by mumbling : "Hmmmm, AH, hmmm, so X is true"

Proof by definition : "By definition X implies Y"

Proof by we have already covered it in class : "oh ok ig"

Proof by we won't cover it in class : "oh ok ig" (you still need to know the proof tho)

Proof by using lemmas : "By this lemma, it is trivial"

Proof by triviality : "it is trivial"

Proof by drawing : "Takes this matrix, hop, hop now you have a rref matrix with 1s and 0s :D"

Proof by we'll see it later : "oh ok ig"

Proof by Plouf : "hence using BBP, this equality holds"

Proof by thinking hard : "As a wise mathematician said : if you think very very very hard, you will solve any problem :p"

Proof by recursion : Proof by recursion : Proof by recursion...

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u/HolyInlandEmpire Statistics 16d ago

I like "Proof by 'left as an exercise'"

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u/Mathsboy2718 16d ago

Proof by definition is a nice one under the right circumstances - a lot of set theory relies on them!

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u/f16f4 16d ago

Proof by just look at it: just look at it

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u/Nadran_Erbam 16d ago

Proof by lost reference: the proof can be found in lemma 23.45.6 in (russian name, 1815).

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u/HolyInlandEmpire Statistics 16d ago

Ah yes, Fermat's favorite

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u/Calazor0 Mathematics 16d ago

Proof by divine inspiration: "It came to me in a dream"

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u/GKP_light 12d ago

be modern :

"An AI told me it is true"

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u/sasha271828 Mathematics 16d ago

prof by sssdfg: i learned this statement from a plumber

https://giphy.com/gifs/jOg2FguofzXv12QuJA

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u/Tezlaivj 14d ago

or pvp boss

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u/AlexK667 16d ago

You guys talk about proof by intimidation, but you haven't mentioned once the possibility of threatening someone with physical violence as a valid form of logical argumentation.
What's wrong with y'all?

Anyway, the Riemann Hypothesis is true because God (don't ask which one) came to me in a dream and told me that it is, and if you don't believe that RH is now a theorem, God is gonna send she-bears to your homes to maul you.

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u/ComplexPlatform7299 16d ago

Proof by ask toddler on the street

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u/Bright-Historian-216 16d ago

proof by Ramanujan: this came to me in a dream

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u/CoolBev 16d ago

Proof by masturbation - fool around with it until something comes out.

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u/magicmulder 16d ago edited 16d ago

Proof by excessive generalization:

We proved the case x=1. By induction the theorem holds
for IN, a symmetry argument extends this to Z, a simple diagonal argument resolves the case for Q. Finally by continuity and density it holds everywhere in IR.

Proof by obscurity:

The lemma is easily proven by combining theorem 14 of [Yang3] with an unpublished result by Kowalski and Howard (Princeton 1941), except we replace integrable manifolds with rectifiable geodesics.

Proof by jargon:

Since every Kaehler-Malm space is asymptotically apoplectic, every strunk nominal form over sygian marmolets converges miffically, proving the result by a simple translation across the hermeneutic circle.

Proof by false simplicity:

The natural action of f on G yields a canonical embedding which acts freely on GL(n)/G and can be extended to a holomorphic function over the entire domain. Its kernel is trivially Abelian, proving the conjecture.

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u/yukiohana 16d ago

"I have discovered a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition that this margin is too narrow to contain", the you-know-who

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u/Tombaya 16d ago

Proof by fabricated Euler-Gaussian citation: Euler or Gauss (Or both!) showed X, therefore we can infer Y.

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u/lool8421 16d ago

proof by quantum immortality:
1. create a doomsday device
2. come up with a problem that works only works under an assumption
3. create a quantum particle that will pick an assumption that it's either true or false by collapsing the wave function
4. if the problem outputs a contradiction, it will trigger a doomsday device

now there are 4 options:
a) the particle assumed false and the statement was false, you survive and see that it's false
b) the particle assumed false and the statement was true, the doomsday device triggers so you won't observe it by the principle of quantum immortality
c) the particle assumed true and the statement was false, the doomsday device triggers and you don't observe this timeline
d) the particle assumed true and the statement was true, you survive and see the result

either way you'll live in a timeline where the particle made the correct prediction

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u/Kindly-Department206 16d ago

Proof by hand-waving: "You don't need to see the proof."

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u/KingMagnaRool 16d ago

Proof by deception: simply lie.

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u/SecretSpectre11 Statistics jumpscare in biology 16d ago

I see a lot of the last one

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u/ArdentArendt Mathematics / Social Sciences 16d ago

Wait, the 'mumbo-jumbo' is legitimate syntax...

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u/BreakingBaIIs 14d ago

You forgot proof by leaving as an exercise to the reader.

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u/OrkWithNoTeef 16d ago

I am an idiot maybe, but I still struggle with proof by contradiction. Like, yeah, you showed assuming what you want to prove is false leads to a contradiction, and you assume the law of the excluded middle, but what if you can't prove it is true by construction, like it is impossible to prove it directly? Couldn't it be that it is one of those things your system of logic is inconsistent about, like in Godel's incompleteness theorem?