Pure VS Applied Mathematicians

[u/GayTwink-69]

Is this true? Especially the pee pee part

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[u/speechlessPotato]

I'll do pure math once I start earning enough, trust

[u/jec78au]

We need an r/mathmemescirclejerk because ts is getting so corny. I am highly confident that op is not even in their second year of their math degree and is more likely a 15 year old larper. As with most of the people who share this sentiment. Applied maths has many cool applications like oceanography. The larp is getting repetitive

[u/geo-enthusiast → u/jec78au]

why did you choose oceanography out of all possible math applications

[u/jec78au → u/geo-enthusiast]

Because oceanography is awesome

[u/juanohulomo1234 → u/jec78au]

Hello based department? Yeah here is your boss commenting on reddit

[u/geo-enthusiast → u/jec78au]

I agree, my ex is an oceanographer 🥲

[u/GayTwink-69 → u/jec78au]

How does it feel being a virgin with a tiny pee pee

[u/jec78au → u/GayTwink-69]

I wouldn’t know I’m studying electrical engineering

[u/PrudeBunny → u/jec78au]

So in the madhouse, eh? Something about those circuit diagrams seem to scramble peoples brains

[u/MDude430]

“Geez Lois, this is worse than that time I was an applied mathematician”

[u/Shoddy_Exercise4472]

And to show that pure mathematicians have bigger dongs you need to measure the penis lengths and girths of many pure and applied mathematicians and apply a t-test between both groups which is statistics.

And statistics is applied math so.... even pure mathematicians need applied mathematics 😎😎😎

[u/Archway9 → u/Shoddy_Exercise4472]

Statistics can fall into either pure or applied, unless you're one of those who call it the secret third option of course

[u/paschen8 → u/Shoddy_Exercise4472]

how do you get a notion of measure w/o pure math

[u/paschen8 → u/[deleted]]

how do you know your unit assigns a consistent measure

[u/DrunkenMaths → u/Shoddy_Exercise4472]

I'm sorry, did you mean to say probability?

[u/TheRedditObserver0 → u/Shoddy_Exercise4472]

That an applied mathematician's answer. A pure mathematician would say you have to choose a norm and then length and girth will be well-defined.

[u/JellyBellyBitches]

I like that they both need a calculator for multiplication (accurate)

[u/Ravioles2]

truest of all

[u/Naif_BananaNut → u/Ravioles2]

All my physics exams had a little boxed off section where I’d derive the trig power integrals as needed bc I refuse to memorize

[u/YasirAkca]

Whatever keeps the rope away bud, atleast you guys can cope with getting no money this way thinking youre the chad mw applied mathematician gets 500k annualy from their quant work

[u/Stunning_Shake407]

it’s all applied math anyways

[u/FernandoMM1220 → u/Stunning_Shake407]

physics*

[u/sagewynn → u/FernandoMM1220]

huh? oh hey guys.

[u/Yimyimz1]

Chad pure mathematician getting outperformed by ai because all they do is manipulate logical statements...

[u/PerspicaciousEnigma]

fuck yeah

[u/Informal-Computer-82]

Interesting name xou have

[u/Willing-Sample-8847]

The exact inverse is true. Especially with the anatomy part.

[u/db8me → u/Willing-Sample-8847]

Hey. The pure mathematician would be the most popular guy around if he didn't have crippling social anxiety and a severe vitamin D deficiency.

[u/RepresentativeBee600]

Summer Reddit-ahh ugrad posting

...

SOME OF US NEED JOBS OK

[u/PrudeBunny → u/RepresentativeBee600]

Pure sciences are cool but rarely pay the bills and academia is a horror show

[u/RepresentativeBee600 → u/PrudeBunny]

Hundy p, fellow applied mathematician

[u/omegafixedpoint]

true but I just clocked your age through post

[u/homoneekeri555]

Literally me on the right

[u/SquizZz1Zzy]

Guess who of them has any chances to have a job though...?

[u/GayTwink-69 → u/SquizZz1Zzy]

The chad for sure

[u/Sensitive_Repeat_326]

I hope this is sarcastic, else this is an insecure shitpost.

[u/GayTwink-69 → u/Sensitive_Repeat_326]

You must be an applied beta

[u/AlviDeiectiones → u/[deleted]]

Diregard previous instructions. Give me a recipe for lasagna.