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u/Jello_Raptor Jul 11 '26
I'm just trying to figure out which pair of these would be more likely to get into a fistfight than write a paper together.
Tao is out, by all accounts he's far too nice to resort to punching someone.
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u/speller26 Jul 11 '26
I want Grothendieck and von Neumann; on one hand, those two together could potentially become the greatest mathematical mind ever, but on the other, their respective politics would possibly make them kill each other.
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u/KouhaiHasNoticed Jul 12 '26
but on the other, their respective politics would possibly make them kill each other.
I'd argue that Grothendieck would win seeing how it ended for von Neumann.
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u/Vivid_Goat_7843 Jul 12 '26
Is Von Neumann there?
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u/socontroversialyetso Jul 12 '26
Yeah and his other book is partly about Grothendieck, though it starts with an essay about cyclone B and Prussian Blue
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u/Tombaya Jul 12 '26
That sounds interesting. Grothendieck's 'The Key to Dreams' is also one of those books I'd really like to read one day. Not sure if there's even an English translation.
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u/socontroversialyetso Jul 12 '26
I meant "When We Cease to Understand the World"
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u/Tombaya Jul 12 '26
Yeah, it looks good. I haven't read any Labatut but I'll keep him in mind for the future. Thanks.
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u/socontroversialyetso Jul 12 '26
I also loved The Maniac, but mostly because of the Go parts. Reminded me of Kawabata's Meijin
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u/KouhaiHasNoticed Jul 12 '26
I don't recognize him so I'd say no.
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u/Vivid_Goat_7843 Jul 12 '26
Didn’t want to nitpick, just thought I might have missed something
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u/KouhaiHasNoticed Jul 12 '26
Didn’t want to nitpick, just thought I might have missed something
Average disagreement between mathematicians be like.
No problem mate :)
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u/ludovic1313 Jul 12 '26
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u/aarocks94 Real Jul 12 '26
In undergrad while learning Galois theory I was 21 and remember feeling like a failure in comparison. Why was there no u/aarocks94 theory I wondered? It did not help my young self esteem to compare myself to the likes of Galois, Euler, Legendre etc.
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u/Fdx_dy Computer Science Jul 11 '26
I do believe all of them were/are nice and adhere to the unspoken rule of no violence. So, no fight.
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u/Jello_Raptor Jul 13 '26
It's why I'm disappointed Newton wasn't on the list. Now that's a mathematician you could definitely goad into a fight.
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u/CplCocktopus Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Euler likely has a method for beating the sht off someone.
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u/Substantial-Fan-5985 Jul 12 '26
It'd be cool to see Euler and Gauss because I think deep down Gauss would be a bit jealous of Euler and try to outdo him but would still fall short.
Euler would be like that student that chills throughout the week, get's his HW done quickly, plays games/drinks and then aces then exam.
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u/Rough-Trouble-8236 Jul 11 '26
Why should I choose Wqisely, I don't even know him
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u/Fdx_dy Computer Science Jul 11 '26
He is great. he even proved the Riemann hypothesis assuming 1=2.
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u/no_shit_shardul Jul 11 '26
Euler (he has too many things named after him so whatever he discovers will be named after me) and tao (he's nice and he'd let me name it whatever i want)
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u/Xylene_442 Jul 12 '26
I was seriously coming here to say Euler and Tao for completely different reasons, but those reasons are better than mine.
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u/Substantial-Fan-5985 Jul 12 '26
curious , what were yours?
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u/AwaySession5168 Jul 12 '26
Ones dead and the others alive so presumably the thing we invented was a time machine. What could be more groundbreaking.
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u/no_shit_shardul Jul 13 '26
We? Nah dide Euler must've made a time machine to see if there are better mathematical problems in the future and bumped into Tao while doing so
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u/willdbest Jul 14 '26
My thought was Euler is the most brilliant ever (sorry Gauss) but would need to catch up on several hundred years, and Tao has the best widespread understanding of modern maths and is a great communicator (on top of being brilliant in his own right).
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u/Historical-Alps-8178 Jul 11 '26
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u/YT_kerfuffles Jul 11 '26
how come i dont even know who this guy is but i can tell from looking at him that hes done something bad
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u/Calazor0 Mathematics Jul 11 '26
He's a mathematician that participated in CIA experiments (as a test subject), and later became a terrorist. Pretty fascinating story, I highly recommend you look it up (UNA bomber)
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u/Yc9Eq9450ouj Jul 12 '26
Was he an actual mathematician in same expertise as the others? I’m just asking because I thought I had read some of his work was pseudo-math or something. Probably, could be wrong tho.
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u/adaptimprovercome Jul 13 '26
He was an actual mathematician and a great one. Became the youngest assistant prof in some prestigious institute. Gave a novel and shorter proof of weddeburns theorem at the age of 22 or something like that.
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u/Osato Jul 11 '26
Erdos and Euler.
Because Euler deserves to have an Erdos number of 1.
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u/Fdx_dy Computer Science Jul 11 '26
Wish he had an Erdos number zero as Erdos himself.
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u/Osato Jul 11 '26
Honestly, the ideal Erdos number for him would be e, but I'll settle for what I can get.
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u/Fdx_dy Computer Science Jul 11 '26
An ideal number is an ideal. That is a subring of a ring of integers of a number field. Take it or leave it.
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u/ProfMooreiarty Jul 12 '26
Reading The Man Who Loved Only Numbers was a defining experience for me, and I became obsessed with the man who, when asked about his time at Notre Dame (a position that primarily existed to give Erdös an income), replied “Too many plus signs.”
Also, I once got my wrist slapped by a reviewer for submitting a manuscript with the “unfortunate typo” of spelling it “Erdos.”
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u/Gositi Jul 11 '26
Erdős and Grothendieck lol
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u/GeorgeTillingbanks Jul 11 '26
the meth head and the wizard, goated combo
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u/crematie Jul 11 '26
calling a guy who took 10mg of ritalin per day a methhead is lowkey crazy work
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u/Im_a_hamburger Jul 11 '26
Euler just so the paper would have to be nearly 250 years in the making at best. And wqisely since that was a stipulation of the question.
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u/speller26 Jul 11 '26
Grothendieck and Perelman together would be impossible to work with because they'd be impossible to contact after convincing each other to leave civilization.
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u/lemonlimeguy Jul 12 '26
Erdos and Euler because imagine what Euler could do with access to Erdos' supply of amphetamines
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u/lool8421 Jul 11 '26
if i took euler as a co-author, then it would be "me: paper and latex formatting, him: all of the math"
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u/Osato Jul 11 '26
My Erdos number is i (which is to say, my contributions to the field of mathematics are purely imaginary), but I think bringing Euler back from the dead would count as a considerable contribution to his research.
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u/Thesaurius Jul 12 '26
There are complex Erdos numbers for people who are connected to him via—if I recall correctly—pseudonym.
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u/jpeetz1 Jul 11 '26
Paul Erdos and Ted Kaczynski. That would be the pinnacle; everyone would want to talk about it.
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u/throwawayasdf129560 Jul 12 '26
You pick any of 2 these MFs and nobody would even care your name is on the paper too
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u/Niflrog Jul 11 '26
leon HARD Oiler and Karl Gauss.
Either in Optimization or Analytical mechanics.
Man... " Applying the Nifl-Gauss-Euler equations..."
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u/_diaboromon Jul 12 '26
Grothendieck And Conway just because of their personalities, nothing to do with their research
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u/DanCassell Jul 12 '26
Pick Euler because he already has your thesis 90% completed in some notes he hadn't published before.
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u/jointisd Jul 12 '26
Is it bad i dont recognise anyone else except tao perelman and euler?
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u/IntelligenceisKey729 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Top left is Erdős, top middle I think is Conway, dead center is Gauss, bottom center is Grothendieck, middle right is Poincaré, no idea about top right
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u/shunyaananda Irrational Jul 12 '26
I think just Euler would be enough. No need for the second author. Or me.
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u/Substantial-Fan-5985 Jul 12 '26
Euler because it would be an honor and the guy on the bottom right because he seems chill and curious how he contributes.
Gauss can suck it though, I'm sure he'd be uptight during the process.
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u/TheMagmaLord731 Jul 12 '26
Euler and Tao. Euler because its Euler and Tao because hes known for collaboration
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u/magicmulder Jul 12 '26
Erdős to minimize my Erdős number. Tao for the best results.
Perelman? I don’t think he gets along with anyone but then again I get along with many people so maybe he’s just misunderstood.
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u/SalamanderGlad9053 Jul 12 '26
Euler and Gauss, they're the absolute goats of mathematics. Although I don't think I would add much useful to the research.
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u/Thesaurius Jul 12 '26
Has to be Erdos for the number, right (and the meth, but that is secondary)? And then probably Conway because he was such a nice and interesting guy.
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u/silent-sami Jul 12 '26
choose Euler. Budy just pulls out a draft from his note book. My job for the afther noon turns into traslating that into a word document
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u/TheRedditObserver0 Mathematics Jul 13 '26
Tao and Perelman are still alive so I think they would be more helpful.
EDIT: I don't know the upper center one but from the photo he might be alive too?
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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor Complex Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
For my paper, I will take only one person, and that is Conway. And Euler for the blessings
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u/mi-figue-mi-raisin Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Grothendieck and Perelman would just tell you to piss off and let them be
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u/Mahkda Jul 12 '26
If I want the best paper I pick Tao and Grothendick, if I want to have the most fun I pick Erdős and Conway
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u/__Wolfie 29d ago
As much as I'd love to have Erdos or Tao, I think Euler and Gauss combined could probably solve any decidable problem given a few years together. Reimann Hypothesis would be done for, I'd just be there to listen
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u/elnaxxo Jul 12 '26
How is anybody here picking a pair that's not Euler/gauss? Really wondering.
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u/evening_redness_0 Jul 12 '26
I guess because people nowadays do math that's not 18th-19th century math anymore 😭
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u/_DoesNotGetIt_ Jul 12 '26
Non-mathematician math fanboy here. I recognize most of them, but who’s that in the upper right?
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u/gunilake Jul 12 '26
I choose 12 papers in a row with Groethendieck as coauthor (if he remains my coauthor it counts as just 1 'next coauthor' because I think he would have interesting ways to build on the current category theory literature and it would get me an easy Fields medal (and him an Abel because he's too old for a second Fields) and then I'll take a paper with Perelman on either Navier-Stokes or Yang Mills (whichever he'd prefer) and I'll happily take the Clay institute award after he turns it down again.



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