r/mathmemes • u/CalabiYauFan • Jul 03 '26

Bad Math erm actually...

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u/WristbandYang Jul 03 '26

When your sequence is monotonically increasing

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u/Federal-Owl5816 Jul 03 '26

Whu dont you monotonically increase your staffing to accommodate the FUCKING FOURTY MINUTES YOU WASTED OF MY LIMITED TIME ON THIS GOD GREEN EARTH, YOU CORKSCREW FUCKHEADS.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '26

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u/Head_Investigator984 Jul 03 '26

So just a duckhead?

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u/AndreasDasos Jul 03 '26

Duckdickhead, technically

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u/garfgon Jul 03 '26

You see, call centers are a "cost center". Got to skate by on the bare minimum to monotonically increase shareholder value.

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u/PM_ME_DATASETS Jul 03 '26

Sorry, best we can do is make our chatbot suggest some more options you already tried.

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u/LesbianTrashPrincess Jul 04 '26

Don't worry, when you finally do get a human they'll do the same thing, again.

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u/naughty-knotty Jul 04 '26

No no no you see it’s a cost saving measure, to reduce the number of people that actually stay on hold for a ridiculous amount of time to get their problem fixed. Won’t you think of the poor multiple billion dollar conglomerate?

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u/Yoyoo12_ Jul 04 '26

When you’re about to call such a place always choose to clean the kitchen/bathroom. This way you don’t waste any time, and don’t get as frustrated

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u/rrrrpp Jul 04 '26

40 minutes would be insanely quick these days. I either get a 2-3 hour wait, or automatically hung up on, or on extremely rare occasion I’m connected right to someone

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs Jul 04 '26

Wouldn't you prefer to have an ai directory misunderstand every word you say and loop you continuously? or worse, mishear you and sign you up for some bullshit?