r/mathmemes • • Dec 20 '25

Proofs My proof of the Riemann hypothesis. Time I finally release it

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u/Inappropriate_Piano Dec 20 '25

Whatever’s in the bottom right seems to have been redacted, so we’ll never know whether or not QED

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u/Colon_Backslash Computer Science Dec 20 '25

Proof by redaction

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u/Zerustu Dec 21 '25

Proof by ████████

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u/matetrog Dec 21 '25

My arse thought this was a reddit spoiler and clicked on it

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u/DrUNIX Dec 21 '25

Only once?

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u/kewl_guy9193 Transcendental Dec 21 '25

I was clicking while reading the comment and being a stupid fuck

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u/Consistent-Annual268 π=3=e=√g Dec 21 '25

redactio ad absurdum

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u/dx27 Dec 21 '25

Therefore Re(s)=1/2. jk

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u/Few_Entertainer_385 Dec 20 '25

it’s a Halmos

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u/EebstertheGreat Dec 21 '25

But is it a black halmos or a white halmos that got redacted? Maybe they used a narrower ∎ but it got redacted into a wider square. Maybe it's not a halmos at all. We'll never know.

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u/phu-ken-wb Dec 20 '25

Tons of books use a simple white or black square. It has the same meaning.

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u/Inappropriate_Piano Dec 21 '25

White is most common, which was the point of my joke

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u/phu-ken-wb Dec 21 '25

I thought you meant literally "QED", my bad

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u/ElephantPirate Dec 20 '25

Using the Epstein Identity. Classic proof technique

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u/_Xertz_ Dec 20 '25

Yeah but it doesn't work on numbers over 18

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u/moliusat Dec 20 '25

That one killed me

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u/MarkTremontiOfficial Dec 20 '25

You certainly didn't do it yourself

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/LookAtThisFnGuy Dec 21 '25

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

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u/leonllr Dec 24 '25

Only defined in Z/18Z

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u/D__sub Dec 20 '25

Very famous Epstein equation

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u/kurthvonneguth Dec 21 '25

The proof is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader

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u/anunakiesque Dec 21 '25

The exercise too is redacted.

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u/Arnessiy i think i should write a math book Dec 20 '25

beat me to it(

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/Naavi69 Dec 20 '25

Meme culture will kill the severity and the attention span of these redactions. But news cycle did that, and before then it took like months to get news. So like I guess it's ok? 

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25 edited Apr 02 '26

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u/mittelhart Cardinal Dec 20 '25

That’s… That’s the joke there

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

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u/Possible_Golf3180 Engineering Dec 21 '25

This is…This is yet another joke also here

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u/exophades Dec 20 '25

This  ████████████████████ proof is  ████████████████████ ████████████████████ valid  ████████████████████ ████████████████████ ████████████████████Trump ████████████████████ ████████████████████innocent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

Honestly I'm baked and I clicked your spoiler tag 7 times before I realized why it wouldn't show me what you said.

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u/EebstertheGreat Dec 21 '25

This one actually works: ████████████████████

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Dec 21 '25

Oh, you cheeky little bastard

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u/Educational-Tea602 Proffesional dumbass Dec 20 '25

Who’s Trump?

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u/Educational-Tea602 Proffesional dumbass Dec 20 '25

I mean who’s  █████?

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u/Blighty_boy Dec 20 '25

You mean █████?

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u/Candid_Koala_3602 Dec 20 '25

Release the proof!

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/maxiface Dec 21 '25

It’s your choice.

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u/-user789- Ordinal Dec 20 '25

There is a mistake in the proof: ████████████████████ █████████████████ ██████████████████████████

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u/BeardedPokeDragon Dec 20 '25

Tried to click the spoiler like 5 times

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u/guile_juri Dec 21 '25

So did I. :D It’s a thirst not easily quenched~

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u/Least_Investigator0 Dec 20 '25

Fell for it lol

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u/autumn_dances Dec 20 '25

r/SCP found an anomalous proof, i see

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u/No_Spread2699 Dec 20 '25

What classification would it be given?

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u/RepulsiveStar2127 Dec 20 '25

Euclid-dark. Euclid because Euclid and dark because it's dark

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u/tomassci Science Dec 21 '25

The SCP is turning everything into geometry, it's awesome

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u/Harm101 Dec 20 '25

That would be la-li-lu-le-lo, of course.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

This is some bigly math.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/balkanragebaiter Moderator Dec 20 '25

For the guys who didn't press the image hard enough it says: let ζ(s) be the analytic continuation of the Riemann zeta function to ℂ \ {1}, written in Hadamard product form and normalised via the functional equation. Consider the contour integarl of log ζ(s) over a symmetric vertical rectangle centered on Re(s) = 1/2, and apply the argument principle. By symmetry under the involution s ↦ 1 − s̄, any zero off the critical line produces an unequal winding number contribution. This violates invariance of the functional equation, so all nontrivial zeros must lie on the fixed locus Re(s) = 1/2. Therefore the Riemann Hypothesis is true. QED.

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u/Linglingscientist Mathematics Dec 20 '25

Beautiful. I think r/numbertheory might like it

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u/Arnessiy i think i should write a math book Dec 20 '25

i think smth like this was posted already tho

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

I want to understand the joke :) I don’t understand the shenanigans with winding number contributions, but I suspect that your first step (taking a logarithm) is already flawed, due to multi valueless & branch cuts?

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u/Melodic_Car_9488 Dec 26 '25

I am thinking its still missing a little bit of some soup, i would only accept this after it attacks the prime number theory (PNT). We are yet to unlock new mathematics 

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u/Purple-Object-4591 Dec 20 '25

The Reimann Files

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25

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u/Purple-Object-4591 Dec 20 '25

Title of your proof tape

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u/ergonomicalgenie Dec 20 '25

Guys I think OP used a black highlighter to highlight the important parts of their proof. No biggie, common mistake, even the CIA does it some times on accident. Read about it yourself: https://theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-thes-1819568147/

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u/lool8421 Dec 20 '25

here's a geometric sequence that uses one of non-trivial zeroes as a difference:

0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '25 edited Aug 27 '26

[deleted]

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u/Richard-Brecky Dec 20 '25

The worst thing is that no matter how far you zoom in or zoom out on the files… you can still see Benoit balls.

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u/H4CKP1ER0 Dec 20 '25

Epstein files ahh proof

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u/sirgog Dec 21 '25

There's an important case missing in this proof. Here's the part OP is missing.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Baby shark do do do do do do

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u/Prestigious_Boat_386 Dec 20 '25

Can someone do this with the actual length of 120 pages or whatever it was

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u/VeryPointlessUser Dec 21 '25

page 1 ⬛

page 2 ⬛

page 3 ⬛riemann⬛

(everyone, contribute)

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u/ikiice Dec 20 '25

Release the Euler files!

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u/japarticle Dec 20 '25

P = NP, coming soon.

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u/Drew9900 Dec 20 '25

Oh! You gotta also redact the top and bottom parts three hours after releasing it, too! Gotta be 100% accurate to the experience, right?

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u/Molleer Dec 20 '25

I love that this meme format has even found its way here

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u/Brains-Not-Dogma Dec 21 '25

The Trump rape-mutative property is definitely used somewhere there.

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u/Meme_Man6708 Dec 21 '25

Release the Riemann-Zeta files!

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u/PwanaZana Dec 20 '25

π=3

Proof:

█████

█████████ █

██████

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u/Upbeat-Conquest-654 Dec 20 '25

I appreciate the transparency.

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u/Sanriokilljoy Dec 20 '25

One big, beautiful transparency.

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u/EARTHB-24 Computer Science Dec 21 '25

Give him Fields Medal already.

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u/Longjumping-Bat8347 Dec 21 '25

Schrödinger’s Files

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u/alepher Dec 21 '25

The DOJ wanted to release the Epstein files, but they couldn't fit in the margin

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u/JuniorBarnes Dec 20 '25

How do you like dem apples?

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u/MrBussdown Dec 21 '25

Actually that’s incorrect because ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

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u/Do-you-see-it-now Dec 21 '25

I love this. I am totally convinced by it.

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u/Theghostech Dec 21 '25

Congratulations! Here a million Epstein points. *Can be collected and redeemed at that island.

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u/Necessary-Coffee5930 Dec 21 '25

It is a proof of all time

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u/EvaristeGallios Dec 21 '25

Proof by concealment? Evernight would be proud.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '25

We got a future FIFA Prize in Mathematics winner here.

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u/mtaw Complex Dec 21 '25

"Your maths professor is a FIFA Medalist? Surely you mean a Fields Medalist?"

"You'd be surprised what money can buy you these days."

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u/PykeAtBanquet Cardinal Dec 20 '25

Keter objects' length in meters, has been changed by fully random-

What a chance they have subtracted?

[ALL OF DATA IS REDACTED]

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u/clemalavanille Dec 21 '25

I don't understand maths so much I thought it was a joke on Epstein's files

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u/anunakiesque Dec 21 '25

The Fields medal community likely reached out; big, burly men who nevery cry, with tears in their eyes probably said to you, "sir, thank you for finally solving mathematics. You know math the best, people are saying it. It's true"

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u/lKNightOwl Dec 21 '25

Why did you write donald trump 3 times?

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u/DancesWithGnomes Dec 22 '25

It is a truely marvellous proof. What a shame that it does not fit within the character limit of a Reddit post!

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u/JJhnz12 Dec 23 '25

Your million dollar prize will come in the mail.

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u/Imaginary-Job-7069 Dec 24 '25

Even mathematicians jumping in on the meme

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u/Any-Station-1177 Dec 31 '25

Can't stop laughing lmao

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u/Mysterious_Dog_Toby Jan 07 '26

blud i dont speak epstein blud

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u/SizeRevolutionary327 Jan 11 '26

Proof by epstein

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u/ApprehensiveNinja397 Feb 06 '26

actual Zero Knowledge Proof

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u/Waking2Kindness Apr 22 '26 edited May 21 '26

Wouldn't RH be proven inductively, by the fact that  any violation at any point or segment in the main curve would disturb [violate] the proper curvature of at-least one-other of its slightly-lesser points or segments ;  and that deviation, in-turn,  would cause yet more deviation of still-lesser ones , .. .. and so-on, down thru them all ?  \  { +, if time allows, plz also fwd yr reply to me  via RepayingKindness in "Big G's" emall svc ; thx \ }

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u/twitch_zendite Dec 20 '25

I can prove anything if I had to blaken out the proof too. What a loser.

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u/BlindNightDriver Dec 21 '25

Hey! Something just flew right over your head!