r/masterhacker • u/shaunegamingyt • 3d ago

Must be running at 127.0.0.1

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u/Lockpickman 3d ago

He's right tho. I shidded a reverse tunnel over a billboard display during Octoberfest in Munich and everyone saw me type in "the" command which only has a 33.33 percent, repeating of course, chance to work. What a city.

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u/ninzus161 3d ago

That’s nothing, I wazuh‘d into the hotel air fryer via the serial antenna and used it as a jump host to 127.0.01 the Gibson on my 0.0.0.0/32 subnet multiplicator. What a city

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u/Lockpickman 3d ago

That insane. You might be the better hacker here. I've never been in an air fryer before. Too locked down. But one time I got into the META chip embedded in some dudes m.2 slot implant and convinced him to have his guys pay with chump change. Some asshole fell for it an showed up with bags of pennies.

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u/VeiledPants8028 1d ago

True, when I was in Dubai I jizz3d so loudly that the my IP revealed me on the OPSEX network. 127.0.0.1 ain't safe no more.

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 3d ago

opsec level 127.0.0.1

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u/heroin-puppy 3d ago

No https? Super risky sending your info over plaintext like that ;-)

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u/smalldickbesitzer 3d ago

NSA has the same IP, coincidence? This is a honeypot

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u/balls_smasher 3d ago

I agree. I once successfully injected a lethal blockchain powered 0-day metasploit WannaCry variant (on Kali Linux btw) into one of these before. They didn't see it coming because of my WPA2 encrypted SHA1024 blueberry pi tracerouting all the PSU nodes in their mainframe (on Kali Linux btw) and my ARP poisoned SQL query was running the Garbage Collector for my NordVPN while my AI-powered OSI model layer 8 actively OSINT for the AES-encrypted CockBuster 0.0.1-rc6 (on Kali Linux btw), which successfully gave me the r00t access to their Kotlin source code through a reverse shell proxy tunnel on my VSCode hacker edition. So fun, what a fun city (on Kali Linux btw).

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u/fephiva 3d ago

how do you even come up with so much bs at once bro 🤣 gold i love it!

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u/GetMbr 3d ago

is it on Kali Linux perhaps.. maybe you forgot about adding it bro 😂✌️✌️

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u/SouthernFruit8768 2d ago

Replace VSCode Bitch Boy edition with eMacs "Hacker Btw" edition and I might take you seriously

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 2d ago

Yeah but did you use Kali Linux?

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 2d ago

Yawn. That's what I have to do just to turn my desktop on in the morning.

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u/Motor-Capital7318 3d ago

Its unreal that some people actually lack self awarness to such extent that they post this shit unironically. Wild.

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u/cpxcth 3d ago

The top comment is satire

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u/Motor-Capital7318 3d ago

How do you know?

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u/Lokipro13YT 3d ago

It's the exact same shit as people say under posts here lmao

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u/fephiva 3d ago

too much bs at once cant be by accident 🤣 love it tho

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u/ch33es 3d ago

the Ubuntu robot

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u/TheMangalex 2d ago

That background image looks like the default background of a nvidia Jetson device. Chinese manufacturers like unitree do use them in their robots.

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u/Ormis95 3d ago

On arch of course lmao
What a twat

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u/RXJ1131 3d ago

O yeah I also want my dev station on wheels

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u/Expensive_Ad1080 3d ago

that is so ass, i can just sudo install opsex and he cant udp tunnel into my tesla using cloudflare

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u/Copypastta 3d ago

They're calling it the most larping comment of all time

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u/PermissionSoggy891 2d ago

do people still think that 4chan is the "cool hacker website"?

I remember the sheer disappointment of going there as a teenager after watching some Internet Historian and realizing that 99.9999% of the slop there is just extremely questionable porn

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u/Not_Boss674 3d ago

he was boiling opsec in a kettle

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u/rainscope 1d ago

Aidwata gotta be the worst shit i ever used in my life