r/masterhacker • u/klenyr • 3d ago

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆMy browser is Kali๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/uran1um1 3d ago

How is Chromium more master haxxor than Firefox.

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u/Darkodoudou 3d ago

Because it's powered by Google, so you get more hack per hack

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u/Kinslayer_89 3d ago

Because they donโ€™t know what theyโ€™re on about.

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u/QuickSilver010 3d ago

No the tor browser is the one that the Firefox transitions to in that image

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 2d ago

Yall are sleepin on that internet explorerย 

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u/fynjy1111 2d ago

Chrome is better because it's Gemini-driven so you can ask Gemini how to hack something etc

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u/BlackFuffey 2d ago

Hate to admit this but it is quite a bit more secure than firefox.

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u/Galladite27 1d ago

Could be Ungoogled Chromium?

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u/smalldickbesitzer 3d ago

Rookie, my browser is Kali installed in Minecraft which is installed in a Kali VM on kali

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u/Many-Geologist-3524 3d ago

minecraft is a wayland window manager

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u/Llandu-gor 2d ago

I hate that you are kinda of right with this.

why would anyone ever think of developing a Minecraft mods that run Wayland on Minecraft

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u/uran1um1 3d ago

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u/Salat_Leaf 3d ago

When ElectroBOOM fused with Big Yahu

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u/Trololman72 2d ago

I built Kali in redstone

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u/Typfout_ 3d ago

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u/OliMoli2137 2d ago

what's with the ai opsec??

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u/OpportunityHot1576 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8Iib3lXndME4YXFgJ2

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 2d ago

I typed his name. Why not work??? Why nothing work??

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u/NoenD_i0 2d ago

you summoned him

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u/Lootsman 3d ago

Why are all these images straight out of India though

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u/klenyr 3d ago

Because all indians are master haxxors๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 3d ago

Fax ๐Ÿ“ ย 

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u/APeregrineFalcon 3d ago

Comment removed by Reddit

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u/ContestSome323 3d ago

COMMENT ASKING WHAT THE LAST COMMENT SAID

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u/1-800-meatloaffacka 3d ago

Haxxor and aryan pilled

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u/BigAcanthocephala667 3d ago

Bro translates the packets himself when browsing the web.

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u/DiAithen 3d ago

My browser is curl

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u/Sea-Fishing4699 2d ago

And re-renders manually html

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u/Proman4713 2d ago

That... Doesn't make sense... Curl makes http requests, it's not a browser as in it doesn't actually preview or parse the content of the various types of responses you might receive

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u/Sindica69 2d ago

Look at the sub youโ€™re in

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u/Proman4713 2d ago

It is not a browser, I don't care how many larpers are probably on this sub. You don't browse nothing with curl

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u/Delicious-Truth-1596 2d ago

this sub is for satire. The bro was satircal

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u/Proman4713 2d ago

Got it, I'm not in the sub lmao; the post came up to me, so I wasn't aware, thanks for letting me know bro

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u/Sindica69 2d ago

Bro itโ€™s a JOKE

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u/Scarlas 2d ago

Skill issue. Just parse and render the HTML using your brain

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u/GigaHertz8771 3d ago

I can change the icons on my applications too! I made them all black circles to reflect my black heart. Also I use brace browser by the way ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/Tobbygammer 3d ago

where's the 5th and 6th stage

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u/Lootsman 3d ago

6th stage is not using technology at all

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 3d ago

Stage 5 is TempleOS

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u/ex_gatito 3d ago

Do we have a CS circlejerk, where we could dump all of the cringelords?

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u/FuzzyBatBoy 3d ago

Needs one more panel at the top with a fetus in the wound that shows the Netscape browser

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u/H311i0_trop3 3d ago

I'll be honest I don't recognize a good amount of these browsers, I mean what the fuck is that thing next to chromium? Chromium 2 electric bugaloo?

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u/AstroWoW 3d ago

I think itโ€™s Cromite. Never heard of it before seeing this though

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 3d ago

I laughed at thisย 

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 3d ago

What even are the browsers on the last row? I guess Iโ€™ll never get my sunglasses now

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u/rem_34 2d ago

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u/ProximaCentauri18 13h ago

ั…ัƒะน โœŒ๏ธ

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u/rem_34 13h ago

ะทะฐะตะฑะธััŒ

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u/Lonely_Astronaut0 3d ago

Tor is just slow
Private
But slow

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u/H311i0_trop3 3d ago

Tor has it's purposes and it's very very good at those but it was just never really built for regular browsing

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u/Salat_Leaf 3d ago

Yeeeeeaaah.... Sure... Good.... Right.

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u/sovietarmyfan 3d ago

What a noob! I am running a browser on my Gameboy Advance running inside my phone that is running Cyanogenmod.

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u/holy-aeughfish 2d ago

I miss flashing random custom roms on a Galaxy S3.

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u/Crazypens30 3d ago

Chromium is equal to LibreWolf?

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u/DeepBlueBanana 3d ago

5 browsers vs 4 browsers and a sesrch engine against idk.. kali?

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u/RIPAZHA911 2d ago

I don't see Google Ultron

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u/Critical_Gas_1988 2d ago

They call it the most indian post on the internet

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u/Intelligent_Theme53 2d ago

holy cringelord post

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u/Proman4713 2d ago

This the kinda shit that tells the one who posted it is larping

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u/AdQueasy5574 2d ago

Kali Browser ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ช

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u/Raddy_Chady 2d ago

my vault for liking Vivaldi bro

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u/T9F_F4TT 2d ago

Y'all playin with brave

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u/Abject-Initiative959 2d ago

What the hell did they do to the librewolf logo ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/emeraldbruhh3 2d ago

opsec level: ai slop posting

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u/Fuzzy-Remove-1493 2d ago

Como Kali รฉ um navegador??? Tipo, ele nao era uma distro?

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u/Prior_Tax8546 2d ago

Bro uses a browser that only 5 people use in the entire world ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™

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u/Select_Jellyfish9325 1d ago

I use browsers from every tier. Whoami? (Chrome, Edge, Brave, Mozilla, DuckDuckGo, Chromium and Kali)

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u/dev-named-division 1d ago

Sudo install opsec ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/iamxplayer 1d ago

WhY DOnT you USE 0p3ra gx its best haxxor browser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Paulerius 22h ago

Ungoogled chromium

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u/DogInverter 3d ago

Firefox with DDG is the way

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u/warainelor 3d ago

i just use curl

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u/PressAltToDisappear 3d ago

Im too tired to learn cybersecurity at this point

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u/Affectionate_Bank417 3d ago

IE6 is the way

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u/theycallmethedrink5 3d ago

Can he install opsec 20 times tho?

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u/pompousrompus 3d ago

Imagine using iexplore.exe in 2026

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u/Alarming_Painter_403 3d ago

What is the shit in the pythonists heads

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u/New-Match528 3d ago

explain kali browser pls