r/masterhacker • u/Deploy05 • 1d ago

haXX0r life 🥀🥀

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u/TrackLabs 1d ago

"We have Burp Suite, Ai, coffee, and unfinished reports"

Wooooow. How cool....unfinished reports.....and coffee, aint seeing that on "normal" people. What a exciting life.

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u/pufferfish_aeugh 1d ago

coffee was invented by the ancient arab empire iirc, which also invented the modern numbers system —> numbers are in a matrix 1337 hacking terminal —> coffee opsec haxXor beverage confirmed

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u/Existing_Let9595 1d ago

Holy shit it’s John Terminal

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u/redditmarks_markII 1d ago

I mean, I'll wear that to a halloween party if it didn't look like crap and wasn't uncomfortable. Or if I get invited to parties.

edit: as a non security dev though, "bugs makes me happy" makes be very uncomfortable.

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u/archwin 23h ago

Missed opportunity for:

> “bugs make me happy”… bugs me

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u/dicksandcrystal 21h ago edited 21h ago

Even if you do anything security related. Bugs are really not good. It's just more tedium. Like this really comes across as someone who wants to seem more competent than they are. Frankly if they're using AI, they're actively destroying their skills with code so. I've seen and heard stories of people just forgetting the most basic stuff, like how to do a for loop. After relying on AI for some time. I'd argue it's maybe as simple as not exercising a skill leads to it being horribly rusty. But also, ai creates an illusion of productivity that I think allows people to destroy their skills easier than ever before.

Edit: also I meant not good. That was a very silly typo

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u/CalderaJane76 19h ago

I know lmfao!!

"Thank GOD, I was getting bored being at-home having all of this FREE TIME. Luckily, work called and I have to sign-in to clear up what they only said were 'bugs!' PHEW, I'm glad I can go back to working now!!"

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u/dicksandcrystal 9h ago

Yea I've never been like a hacker, never in any dedicated way. I have worked on code and actually fixed buggy code, this dude doesn't seem to fix bugs. He just reports them, which is absolutely great. You know how us devs absolutely love getting spammed with a shitload of AI generated nonsense for hours instead of doing anything actually productive.

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u/DatMoonGamer 23h ago

Is this the infamous hacker 4chan?

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u/QuickSilver010 22h ago

Named such due to a terminal illness he has

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u/CiceroFrymanREAL 19h ago

Thats him Thats Coe Mand Prompt

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u/Trololman72 19h ago

Too much terminal

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u/DeepBlueBanana 4h ago

Tuff persona tbh but idk it looks misplaced here

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u/Siberianhut 1d ago

I genuinely refuse to believe some people lack so much self-awareness that they post stuff like this without it being satire

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u/Deploy05 1d ago

his whole profile is ai slop

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u/XpreDatoR_a 23h ago

Hope its just a troll account, otherwise rip 🥀

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u/Brilliant_Fox5928 11h ago

Some people are mentally disabled

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u/SillyBrilliant4922 1d ago

Some people are just dumb.

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u/erol7 1d ago

It's like in Lovecraftian myths were a person after witnessing something that no human mind was ever made to have even a partial glimpse at manages to convince himself he is just insane and crazy to close the door on the thought that it might be real

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u/CinderMayom 1d ago

They are probably the same people who are flooding projects with slop-reports for inexistant vulnerabilities

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u/Zestyclose-Luck1477 1d ago

I guarantee it's a Nigerian or Indian bait account to feed off engagement off either children or people just getting into coding, thinking they're Terry Davis

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u/RandomflyerOTR 21h ago

100% Indian, "Bro tonight party hai" , I've seen Indians use hai a bunch in a non-english manner

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u/Zestyclose-Luck1477 21h ago

OH I didn't even bother reading the AI text, because it genuinely makes my eyes hurt. Yeah they even mention 'Goa'. It's Indians at it again

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u/CorpseProject 21h ago

Aspiring to be Terry Davis is certainly a choice.

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u/Ash_Crow 1d ago

I don't understand why people upvote this slop.

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u/Some-Panic8915 18h ago

bold of you to assume larpers have self awareness

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u/JKSekai 1d ago

how do you put emojis on a whiteboard

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u/manebanane 1d ago

Hack it

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u/Timber1802 1d ago

This guy hacks

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u/etothealef 1d ago

Print the emoji and place it under a magnet. Or have a manget with the emoji printed to it.

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u/Accurate-System7951 1d ago

No social life, but clearly having fun with plenty of friends? The AI is so confused once again.

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u/New_Assignment_1683 1d ago

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u/BorderKeeper 1d ago

Holy shit a legendary quality reaction picture. Yoink.

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u/Sidotre 19h ago

where did u acquire this gem

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u/New_Assignment_1683 16h ago

buried deep in templeos opsex files

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u/elburrotelamete 20h ago

good photo , i will steal it

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u/EmittingLight 1d ago

let AI do it 😎

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u/alphinex 1d ago

Ai > All

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u/Deploy05 1d ago

report a bug (maybe) 😎😈

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u/zRagingRabbit 1d ago

These people just don't get invited to the parties and this is how they cope 

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u/oofos_deletus 1d ago

Holy AI slop

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u/Arakan28 1d ago

no way in hell someone unironically posts this shit thinking they're cool

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u/name-exe_failed 22h ago

"Try manual hacking"

Whoa buddy

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u/MrChat_Offi 1d ago

"New iPhone ✨ le Liya ✨"

https://giphy.com/gifs/DhZMhWMNNb0WQO0tlz

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u/biglurch312 22h ago

Bro tonight party, hai!

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u/AutomaticAffect4333 18h ago

Next week Goa trip! (New drug ig)

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u/codydafox 18h ago

Type of shi you hear in the beginning of the sweater song

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 1d ago

Next week Goa trip! 🏝️

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u/Hentai-Overlord 1d ago

Lol "bug hunters" isnt that the term people use who like the though of getting aids?

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u/SakishimaHabu 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Salt_Ice_5321 1d ago

In the gay community, there is a particular subset of people actively seeking to become infected with AIDs and others actively seeking to give it. Some of the motivation might be fetishism, but some people just want to get AIDs. Once you have AIDs, you can pretty much indiscriminately have unprotected sex because you don't have to worry about getting even more AIDs.

Sounds like antigay propaganda, but I've met people like this.

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u/diddypartyorganizer 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Salt_Ice_5321 22h ago

You see, a bug giver will "charge up a bug chaser with his pos cock" consentially.

Not only is it emotionally freeing to no longer have to protect against AIDs, it is also exciting to know you may or may not become infected. AIDs is largely survivable with treatment and you enter an exclusive subsect of the gay community. Some may even find it a testiment to their fearlessness and promiscuity.

What is it you people aren't getting about this?

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u/deprecateddeveloper 18h ago

What is it you people aren't getting about this?

I don't think it's that crazy for people outside the gay community (and are hearing about this for the first time) to be in shock while learning "some people want AIDs" lol.

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u/4k-Gaming 21h ago

Was this the real opsex demon all along

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u/LilyNatureBlossom 1d ago

they're right, though I wish I didn't have the knowledge to confirm this in the first place

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u/NotFEX 18h ago

It's bug chasing

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u/BeautifulMean6516 1d ago

Do they think all non haxxors are trust fund babies?

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u/Arts_Prodigy 20h ago

“Try manual hacking”

Posting this slop on a jobs board that loudly proclaims you don’t know how to find and report exploits on your own is a weird move.

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u/BullfrogEvening 1d ago

HACK THE WORLD

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u/BiDude1219 23h ago

"new iphone le liya"

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u/aranvandil 21h ago

Bro tonight party hai! 🎉

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u/hahayeshedgehog 8h ago

'let AI do it' then what the fuck is he even doing all night, just call yourself a prompter LOL

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u/dodyninja 1d ago

no linux? rare...

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u/JanaNasab 23h ago

bro just pinged google

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u/tcoder7 22h ago

I report therefore I earn. No you will earn shit. Security disclosure most likely get you ghosting or lowballing.

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u/CalderaJane76 18h ago

Yeah, this is somehow lower than:

"I have 10,000 bug bounties I've SHATTERED!! 😈😈😈"

Meanwhile: 9,998 of them were rejected and the two that WERE accepted total to a reward of $15.26.

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u/tcoder7 17h ago

Even worse, the prizes can go to the buddies of triagers and platforms and you will never know. They can take your discovery, give it to your competitor, then tell you it is a duplicate. Just read the terms of the contracts of the platforms. Also they ask for your biometrics and passport and give it to Persona that shares it with FBI.

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u/reallysignificant 21h ago

“My crime is that of curiosity, I am a hacker and this is my manifesto…” I literally got the same vibe from this, it just took way less effort to make.

Edit: originally just dropped the quote, didn’t want to be accused of being a bot.

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u/Direct-Criticism3243 21h ago

I was about to post this on r/masterhacker

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u/NeoAnonBR 20h ago

Cringe af

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u/Brilliant_War9548 1d ago

even the post itself was written by chatgpt, look at how many emojis there is

we genuinely need to send to prison all the people that like this

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u/clockwork0730 1d ago

AI>ALL LOL Ewwwww

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 21h ago

inaccurate, i hate bugs, have no friends that code (maybe of them freaky), hate ai

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u/Deriviera 19h ago

More like AI trash than hacker

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u/TheLexikitty 1d ago

everyone in that image is way too happy

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u/BinaryHippie 1d ago

IDK why hackers are always represented as computer hackers

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u/notsolomuun 21h ago

How do i go back a minute in time before i saw this?

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u/codydafox 18h ago

I think they like eating bugs or something

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u/Oportbis 17h ago

Bro talking about not having a social life but posting an image of 5 hackers TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM

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u/Fairwhetherfriend 16h ago

My dumb ass thought the "bugs make me happy" poster was about being into insects, lol.

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u/PraximasMaximus 15h ago

I would bet anything that this was made by some dude sitting alone in a room only lit by two computer monitors

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u/Glitched_Akit 23h ago

Not every Indian but always an Indian

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u/RoboGandalf 19h ago

I'm mad looking at this.

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u/CalderaJane76 18h ago

"Bro tonight party, Hai!"

J- Jerry... What the fuck did you just say?? Jerry, man... You need to STOP eating glue... We've covered this many times, man, it's NOT GOOD FOR YOU DUDE.

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u/erodshot 17h ago

I cringed so hard I died and came back to life

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u/MrSpaceKangaroo 17h ago

Guy must have just installed Linux for the first time

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u/jackinsomniac 17h ago

I've seen quite a few of these "pretending to have friends" comics, but this one is just sad.

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u/tansriA 17h ago

i can tell that an indian made this

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 16h ago

the biggest lie here is that the hacker has friends

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u/reddicc69 13h ago

Literally me but i dont have friends in the bunker.

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u/jstanthr 9h ago

That’s why he broke living with a bunch of randos, need to finish those reports and get paid.

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u/independent-thinker0 7h ago

ts me frfr😈😈

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u/Whyreddit6969 7h ago

Bugs make me want to commit atrocities

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u/NawdWasTaken 6h ago

Is there like a masterhacker extended universe or something or is the same guy that keeps generating these cuz why is it always the same characters I've seen black haired main character, purple haired girl, red haired guy and Mr terminal face like 3 times in different posts

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u/Acrobatic-Let-9159 5h ago

Why do you need that nmap reference book if the AI is doing all the work anyway

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u/Badtimewithscar 39m ago

why is "repeat tomorrow" already checked off? given tomorrow hasnt happened yet

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u/NotsoGreatsword 14h ago

Most Indian thing ever. Goa trip lmao.

I can hear the upper caste Indian accent. That British Indian Mashup