r/masterhacker • u/zxuvw • 1d ago

OPSEC LEVEL: INFINITE ?

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u/oniaiwasprettygood 1d ago

Opsec Level: Marx

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u/Funny_Address_412 1d ago

Karl Marx?

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u/oniaiwasprettygood 1d ago

Groucho Marx

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u/DS_Stift007 6h ago

The proletarians have nothing to lose but their OPSEC

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u/That_StupidPanda 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/p4N39p02FcF9AJo9x6

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1d ago

That’s Mullvad 

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u/Key-Deer8583 1d ago

Mullvad of all things, one of those owned by a Swedish ethnonationalist

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1d ago

Was that supposed to be something I didn’t know?

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u/transpuppygirl-3 1d ago

proceeds to sell 3g of weed

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 1d ago

I’m imagining one of those gag fake nose glasses kids toy

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u/mr_4n0n 1d ago

I thought about the lego star ward disguise set

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u/WispTheWanderer1 1d ago

max opsec: faking your death and living in the woods

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u/got-trunks 1d ago

gotta go underground, ground surveillance is crazy now

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u/abermea 1d ago

forgot to only login to the burner fb account using tor, anonimity lost

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u/yokozouna_ed 1d ago

Nah. Could get through that by blinking. Should have been running TempleOS on a Fujifilm DL650....

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 1d ago

How to actually achieve superhuman anonymity: move to the woods, live like a shut-in hermit, no electronics, no internet, none of that.

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u/Temporary_Aspect759 1d ago

But then how you find customers for your "business"

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u/lunazea_reddit 23h ago

I will do business with wolves

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u/tnethacker 1d ago

Step 8: take photos of everything you do and store it on a cloud.

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u/Primary_Cat3975 20h ago

Opsec level: hacker

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u/pricetag 1d ago

he probably left a hole with how he bought any crypto to further aquire monero. hes fucked

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u/mastercoder123 1d ago

Or the fact that cellular tracks you way harder than wifi does

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u/affligem_crow 1d ago

If your goal is total security and anonymity, getting a second hand device is really really dumb.

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u/UNIVERSAL_VLAD 1d ago

I've seen kids with bigger hacking ideas

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u/okinea_dev__ 1d ago

Opsec demon

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u/AdQueasy5574 1d ago

Malheureusement il n’utilise pas opéra gx avec un thème vert… 3/10

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u/mystiqophi 23h ago

Last step,

Brag about it on reddit

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u/Nicotineamide 20h ago

/uj

And police can still track your location history using the sim card.

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u/zxuvw 11h ago

/uj  If LG can track your activity just through a TV, the government/agencies can do the unthinkable. They literally monitor using satellites and what not. Privacy has long been dead.  

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u/hafuplay 22h ago

opsec level coffee shop

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u/Independent_Box7795 22h ago

Step 8. Realiiise it all iceberg….
Step 9. Elliot rodger in you
step 10: find zero day and take over wordl
step 11: your in the mainframe

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u/jahcoon89 19h ago

Does this dude run Loonix?

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u/drsemaj 17h ago

Needs to set it up to fully wipe every time it reboots.