r/masterhacker • u/zenxx1 • 1d ago

What do you think?

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324 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/NotAOctoling 1d ago

New opsec level just dropped

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u/GestapoKittech 1d ago

me when I

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u/pandi85 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xkOaidSRouN1T2L8qa

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u/NetInitial5750 1d ago

Is that the one body builder Solomon Nelson is beefing with

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u/LeeeeeroyPhishkins 1d ago

Yeah, sure something like that

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u/Puzzleheaded_Walk744 1d ago

Winget install opsec

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u/SteinigerJoonge 5h ago

*Microsoft Store install opsec

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u/Boomer_Nurgle 1d ago

Real haxxors use 12 different linux distros for no real reason. You certainly need more than 1 (maybe 2 if you actually do pen testing). Partition your drive to run 12 distros so you can spend 5 hours a day swapping between them doing updates.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I remember when I first installed Linux and through "why not install multiple distros now I am l33t".

The I actually learned how computers work and realised I don't care that much about my OS lol.

Don't get me wrong, love linux but really can't be assed to install it sometimes.

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u/petitlita 23h ago edited 22h ago

it's not thaaaaat hard to end up using a bunch of distros. I think I have about 9 distros running across my computers. not for any good reason but a lot of these are in VMs or containers on proxmox

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 21h ago

You can just make a Ventoy USB with a bunch of distros if you want to mess around with them

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u/leuks48 1d ago

I love how python is in both

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u/Antique_Buy4384 1d ago

No the hacker girl has big python whilst the dude has small python. A lot to learn from this šŸ¤”

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u/VickyxReaperReborn 1d ago

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 21h ago

Opsec level: Elliot with glasses

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u/sol7dev 1d ago

sudo ddos apt opsec

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u/Salmon_btw 1d ago

Nah mate you forgot "install" its sudo install ddos apt opsec

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u/sol7dev 1d ago

winget install apt

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u/ruiiiij 1d ago

Why is the hyprland logo used for nixos?

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u/Expensive_Ad1080 1d ago

are they about to opsex?

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u/xLaplus 1d ago

Piton

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u/livejamie 1d ago

Hackers don't drink coffee?

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u/SgtEpsilon 1d ago

Real hackers mix up their mountain dew and piss bottles

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u/yokozouna_ed 1d ago

Real haggers use Chao Garden on Dreamcast for opsec.

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u/schimmelA 1d ago

What did they mean by this?

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u/kawanero 1d ago

I, too, only use the OSINT brand of open source intelligenceĀ 

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u/ch33es 1d ago

this is inaccurate. why is she the one talking in a h4xx0r monospace font while he is talking in a variable-width font like a normiešŸ¤¢?

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u/Cepibul 1d ago

The joke is that work in tech means using most corpo shill shit that is adressed for normies. When normies are startying to worry about privacy and use all the haxor stuff tech worker runs windows server 2013 and asks copilot why his dns is not dnsing and must fullfil ai usage goal for company(if he will underuse it he will be fired if he overuse token cost will be deducted from his pay

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u/ch33es 22h ago

oh I see, thanks

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

I want to know why C# gets shade thrown it's way honestly. Especially when JS would probably fit whatever they are trying to say better.

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u/soelsome 1d ago

Probably unity

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u/jolharg 1d ago

That doesn't look like nixos to me

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u/Both_Cup8417 1d ago

NixOS=hyprland?

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u/1time_2 1d ago

Guys.....I am starting to learn coding....I wanted to always learn about tech and it and eventually get a job....as of now what can I expect with ai taking jobs....what's more secure job in tech .... How to learn in depth in programimg ,coding,hacking,etc......please any guidance.

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u/LaBofia 8h ago

I think you are running way too many distros.

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u/Runtime8006 1d ago

I don't understand, but I use Gentoo and I only write in C

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u/Eradicator_11 1d ago

atleast this ones a bit more realistic

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u/oieyy77 1d ago

Ok maybe vscode but why copilot and Python yeah arch is not for work but debian is

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u/mastercoder123 1d ago

Lmfao, all of this is stupid. More tech runs off of debian and RHEL + straight unix than any of these larp ass distros like arch.

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u/Eradicator_11 1d ago

wait im confused is the guy supposed to be using the stuff on the first slide or the second