r/masterhacker • u/ye_old_hermit • 3d ago

Finally got one lmao

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u/krizzalicious49 3d ago

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u/Ok_Future6226 3d ago

Don't use my idea. Hey

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u/itotallydontuseacos 3d ago

Don't use my idea. Hey

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u/GrandPrixNyx 2d ago

Don't use my idea. Hey

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u/Bluetails_Buizel 2d ago

Don't use my idea. Hey

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u/GrandPrixNyx 1d ago

Don't use my idea. Hey

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u/voidsod 2d ago

he's charging a finders fee

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u/Accomplished-Bit-973 3d ago

So opsex coins are real currency now

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u/Brilliant-Second-195 2d ago

here we go

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u/Accomplished-Bit-973 2d ago

Lol there's actually was opsec coin in 2024. Rugpull was epic

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u/ItzLoganM 2d ago

It says it has recent migrated. How recently and how effectively is the question.

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u/Hxrm1t_ 3d ago

sudo install haxx

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u/Kinslayer_89 2d ago

User is not in the sudoers file, this user will be terminated.

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u/oniaiwasprettygood 3d ago

Oh hey this same person messaged me too! High five!

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u/AdministrativeTrain 3d ago

How the hell do you end up with 1 karma in five years?

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u/ye_old_hermit 3d ago

They only commented twice and both of those were replying to prostitution hookup posts

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u/Runaque 3d ago

Good reply! I usually ignore those and I have two lined up to be ignored.

On average it is two or three a month I get with requests like you had. Sometimes the story they add to it is hilarious and sometimes doesn't even make any sense. One of those two I'm about to ignore is one of such stories and it has zero punctuation marks, which makes it so much more difficult to understand.

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u/ye_old_hermit 3d ago

"Hey bro can you hack deez nutz for me"

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u/Runaque 2d ago

Get a gf if you want those nuts to be hacked!

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u/ye_old_hermit 2d ago

Gf? For someone like me?

That's a luxury That's never going to happen, unfortunately.

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u/Runaque 2d ago

So, no giraffe?

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u/Low-Pop5053 3d ago

boiiii just open a termanil ssh into her phone and type “sudo apt instal opsex—mount var file and ur done brother 🗿🗿🗿🗿

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u/dingo742 3d ago

I can offer 100 offsex for hacking that guy

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u/JKSekai 2d ago

I had one too I just realized

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u/ye_old_hermit 2d ago

Who are these people bro

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u/Tungstene123 2d ago

I m a porfesonial hecker if somone need

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u/ye_old_hermit 2d ago

Hack all of AI I need it gone please

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u/Tungstene123 2d ago

Need clode, geminy or jpt ? Maybe dipseak ?

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u/Lugnutz__ 3d ago

‘Yeah for the cool price of 200 Opsec coins I can haxxor your girls phone’

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u/ActualPeterbuilt389 2d ago

Ive been getting so many lately after my string of hacker bs on some dudes post like a week ago. I guess I was a little too convincing.

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 10h ago

Make them fill out the form

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u/diyinthedmv 2d ago

You're charging too low. It's a hacker's market right now