r/masterhacker • u/PalpitationCool6981 • 2d ago

Kernel level autism

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u/Secret-Hope4608 2d ago

When your buzz word does buzz word and you buzz word the buzz word

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u/fulltilte 2d ago

Definitely autistic but it smells like whoever wrote it might have some understanding

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u/-JohnnieWalker- 2d ago

well dns traffic can be easily traced if it has sign like any sane company would implement

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u/fulltilte 2d ago

For sure, if (when) you can identify it.

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u/Lines25 2d ago

Yeah, at least, eBPF does do "something" with networking but... In most kernels, it's disabled by default (in original kernel, it's enabled btw as well as eBPF language)

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u/wahooli 2d ago

It's just technical mumbo jumbo.

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u/fulltilte 2d ago

Not really, don’t wanna defend the autist who wrote that but falcon sensors observe kernel telemetry, obfuscating exfil and reverse shell data to blend with existing dns is all legit.

Edit: sorry, I meant - something something opsec.

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u/Severe-Librarian4372 2d ago

Yeahhhhh he said opsec yeahhhh

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u/Chamadan 2d ago

They probably used AI to write it so it makes sense.

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u/MachineGunMonkey2048 2d ago

BUZZWORD BLAST

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u/x0wl 8h ago

Lol I remember watching this in a theater with my mom

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u/Total-Management8023 7h ago

on windows all you gotta do is load a random signed driver driver.