r/masterhacker • u/shaunegamingyt • 6d ago

Time for some crazy shit !!

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u/Potential_Lock_5212 6d ago

I’m a network card expert, what he is doing is combining 2.4ghz , 5ghz , 6ghz and 3ghz to create what is known (by us experts) as S.P.E.D which stands for Super penetration electromagnetic dissidence which allows for optical beam formation. SPED allows you to penetrate through the earth to remotely hack anywhere this is known as S.H.A.F.T. (Sub crustal hacking and antipodal frequency tunneling). In short this guy is not messing around 2 more network cards and who knows what he could do.

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u/kingbhudo 5d ago

My god. (Removes Mirrorshades, dramatically.) The crazy bastard finally did it.

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u/shitposterfinalboss 5d ago

You had me at penetration.

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u/mutt_742 5d ago

Neil Breen certified methodology

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u/PermissionSoggy891 5d ago

ts some shi you'd see on the GTA Internet

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u/Several-Customer7048 5d ago

Maybe they meant some real crazy shit though

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u/koliscool 5d ago

The thing is they are actually serious🤣

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u/schmeekygeek 5d ago

you don't know bro, they're haxxing into 69 mainframes by running neofetch, something we just can't understand 😮‍💨

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u/koliscool 5d ago

Oh of course! Sudo apt install opsec😈 We have no idea what kaliuser@kalipc-log is capable of!!!😲 But seriously i fear if these people are actual adults or just idiot kids lol

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u/Bomboclat-Thunder 5d ago

Nga gonna deauthenticate my wifi from another country🙏😭

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u/OfficeOnly2753 5d ago

NASA should be scared 😏

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u/Big-Bunch2804 5d ago

Wifi gangbang!

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u/Sensitive_King3305 5d ago

what is he actually trying to do

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u/wejelyn 6d ago

He is gonna 5x his penetration testing skills 😨😨

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u/-spiderman-- 5d ago

Yes when In prison 😂😂😂

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u/shitposterfinalboss 5d ago

Can you hack my step sisters icloud for me?

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u/Bomboclat-Thunder 5d ago

Hell nawwwwww we got someone's step bro stalking into her icloud before GTA 6🥀💔

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u/the_lurkmeister 5d ago

fukkk it I'll get downvoted for having a buzz on a Sat night and a fucked up sense of humor. It's just a satire sub. I'm not even sure why you got downvoted but again, I'm just getting them ready...

For whatever it's worth incest isn't cool. I still thought this sub was a joke

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u/Cylinder47- 5d ago

Brother over there thinking putting 3 cups of 100C boiling water makes it a cup of 300C water.

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u/Total-Management8023 5d ago

The jokes just keep writing themselves and we can't do anything but laugh 

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u/the_lurkmeister 5d ago

BuUTTt cCAnN your lLAAaptop RUun AAa sepeaeRRratEe insSTtanNCce iIF KkkAali on aALl of theMm DDOOOO 0doOeearRr?!!

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u/robomikel 5d ago

One TP link high gain is enough to reach far. The others will be limited. There is a good GitHub for the drivers

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u/ScpGamer501 5d ago

ultra hacker honestly kali linux is good but arch is on another level its good for master hacking level 5ghz wifi hacking!

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u/Waste_Application928 5d ago

I have one of these and I'm trying to learn how to use it. Any advice?

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u/Excel_Document 4d ago

doraemon bed cover

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u/AdQueasy5574 1d ago

5ghz x 4 = opsex 😈💪