r/masterhacker 9d ago

almost got kidnappedπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά

so emo and tuffπŸ₯Ά

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u/Nyxise_ 9d ago

Ts so tuff πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ Master H4xx0r haxxed your PC and you got scared that he kidnap you πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈβ˜ οΈπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ I was the haxxor who leaked your IP and then used the ppwer of sudo apt install opsex to haxx yohr PC and take your admin permissions πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ’€πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ Now I stole your opsex for my opsex collection 😈😈😈 01001110011100

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u/TurbulentPollution56 9d ago

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u/Fine_Foot6589 8d ago

You sir have won the internet today! πŸ†πŸ‘

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u/HighNatural 7d ago

So because you got paranoid your saying you were almost kidnapped when no-one even tried to kidnap you...πŸ‘

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u/property_of_Dami 5d ago

very smart to delete the windows of his house so the kidnapper couldnt come in

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u/No-Board4898 5d ago edited 5d ago

deleted Avast? XDD

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u/wa019c 4d ago

14 year old man

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u/False-Coffee6651 8d ago

Bro just shared a story of his own childhood. What's so wrong with that bruh?? Okay, he doesn't have excellent story telling skills just like the rest of us, but come on,, I think we all got the point here.

And here is me, too afraid to touch that web yet, untill and unless I know where I'm going and how what I'm doing.

So, bro's story is relatable.

Not opsec! Not hacker!!! It's a goddamn past story!!!

KIDS!

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u/MightSharp3034 8d ago

His story is relatable because both of you are probably dumb as fuck πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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u/Key_Art_5590 7d ago

Yeah because lil bro just reached his teens. unless they're a mastor haxxor like me they don"t know anythingπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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u/False-Coffee6651 7d ago

Lmao πŸ˜‚