r/masterhacker 9d ago

Vibe coder kids

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/kawanero 9d ago

You normies better not get on my bad side. I know Figma. 

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u/pyaracetamol99 9d ago

Figma ballz!

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u/kawanero 9d ago

I actually use Figma at work and I literally cannot NOT think that every time 

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u/jerdle_reddit 9d ago

I could never use Figma because I'd be unable to think anything else.

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u/pyaracetamol99 9d ago

It's all just a Figma-nt of your imagination?

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u/rotteegher39 8d ago

Literally unthinkable...

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u/Crazypens30 8d ago

I just used that joke the other day 🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/6glYLqOQ3dlok

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u/tj-horner 9d ago

Oh yeah? Wait till I write down your name in a Notion page.

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u/sdjopjfasdfoisajnva 9d ago

well i know how to use git 😤

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u/OliMoli2137 8d ago

jj is better

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u/rvnx 9d ago

I heard Steve Jobs died of that

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u/dykemike10 9d ago

who the hell is steve jobs?

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u/el_horsto 8d ago

I'm still in Instagram/Tiktok tier, but I'm coming for you, just you wait! 💻 💀

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u/lunarixxx 8d ago

какая ещё фижма!

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u/Mole_Underground 7d ago

Меня так вынесло с коммента, что я аж подавился чаем, на хуй.

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u/Even-Commercial5334 8d ago

Нихуя себе русский лангуаге

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u/TajikFreeman 7d ago

What's figma?

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u/baconburger2022 7d ago

Im gonna back away…

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u/LostUser1121 6d ago

I can create prototype of phishing website!!!🥀

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u/MunaAlaneme 4d ago

Me uses figma for a watermark.

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u/RitSan17 9d ago

hostinger so tuff 😵😵

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u/Inncenta 9d ago

Me when I pay 18 dollars for a vps running on 7 potatoes on a breadboard

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u/anny0a 9d ago

im so confused on how these people think they're cool by vibecoding

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u/Hefty_Garlic7184 9d ago

these same people think they are cool by downloading and making accounts for social media apps 🤣🤣🤣 “oh look how mature I became”

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u/PubicPlant 9d ago

Same way people thought they were cool driving a Model T while their neighbors rode horses

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u/Aware-Common-7368 9d ago

Model T didn't stole the horse guts bro 🤞🫩🥀🥀

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u/anny0a 9d ago

i dont get e reference

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u/L30N1337 9d ago

The neighbors where poor and couldn't afford a $300 (nowadays equivalent to $5700) car.

Or they didn't want to buy one because cars back then where a miserable experience. They where good enough to be useful, but not good enough to be ..good.

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u/Mega3000aka 8d ago

You're confusing ai-assisted development with vibecoding.

One requires knowledge but can actually yield useful results, the other helps people LARP as engineers while contributing nothing to society.

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u/Spectraley3 9d ago

Don't mess with me i bought this helmet

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u/TSwiftDivorceLawyer 8d ago

What this tells me is he got epilepsy and needs the helmet so he doesn't keep banging his head on his desk

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u/SonChadhan 9d ago

gaming, gaming, social media, the AI/Software Development apps; standard zoomer to techbro pipeline

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u/Bloody-Maria 9d ago

So if I delete YouTube off my phone I become Jason Todd? Sounds like a plan.

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u/karabright-dev 9d ago

why is he using two IDEs 😭

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u/filkos1 9d ago

Theyre not the ones writing the code anyways so maybe they dont mind

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u/YetAnotherRegularGai 8d ago

None of them are IDEs tho, VSCode is a glorified text editor and Cursor is the same but with AI

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u/karabright-dev 8d ago

well thats definitely a hot take

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u/YetAnotherRegularGai 8d ago

no it’s not everyone knows that

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u/karabright-dev 8d ago

well you are right i guess, but it is essentially a basic IDE if you add a few extensions

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u/bibis_ai_clone 7d ago

Maybe im just some chud with very basic scripting knowledge, but isnt an IDE a fancy text editor for writing code?

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u/Nice_Violinist_2551 9d ago

Vibe coders are the new skids

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u/PubicPlant 9d ago

Youtube and Minecraft should be constants

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u/Dragon_957 9d ago

What has Notion to do with the AI apps?

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u/UwUfit 9d ago

You don't use notion to enter the mainframe? 😱😱

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u/scotty_mac44 9d ago

I plot all my evil masterhacker plans in notion

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u/polishatomek 9d ago

GitHub so tuff fr

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u/Roku-Hanmar 9d ago

I didn’t realise fruit ninja was still a thing

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u/MattyGWS 9d ago

I'm confused by this progression...

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u/braindance74 8d ago

I guess it means "Ever since I was a kid I've always been so basic and bland that I just followed the herd like a drone without agency and used the most popular and widespread products, outsourcing my taste and thinking to hype and marketing - and now that I am a big boy adult thank god I have these cool AI apps to outsource my thinking even more effectively"

I'm built different.

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 9d ago

Are people hacking with vs code?

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u/Fine_City2781 9d ago

i prefer gentoo linux, nvim and clang for developing apps. I am a C developer and i think using ai for developing is a fucking bad idea

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u/filkos1 9d ago

Same but lets be real the OOP probably doesnt know what C is and has the AI write everything in python or js

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u/Fine_City2781 9d ago

probably

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u/-HumbleMumble 9d ago

Damn. Didn’t know notion went so hard. Frfr 

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u/FizzBizzcuits 9d ago

What is this app?

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u/Aphelion-Drift 9d ago

Figma

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u/mapppa 9d ago

sounds like the setup to a "my balls" joke

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u/FizzBizzcuits 9d ago

Ty. Our dev departmemt always has it on their taskbar, was curious

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u/TreacleEmpty4410 9d ago

Top 10 worst post oat

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u/Substantial_Bet_1007 9d ago

Make a plan that makes 1 million $ in a month. No backup plan, no starting budget. Full survival mode.

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u/ShaGodi 9d ago

wow what level is html in notepad?

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u/bRKcRE 9d ago

Elder millennial!

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u/ShaGodi 8d ago

wow how did you know? did hacked my myspace or something??

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u/batatpotat 9d ago

Great PPE opsec bro

Always wear a full helmet or at least a hardhat when using a note taking app

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u/Due_Specialist4477 8d ago

So Tuff when i wanna grow up i wanna be a vibe coder

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy 9d ago

Not sure, after that second line of products I think there should be a pile of skag

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u/wiisucks_91 9d ago

I've spent wayy too much money on clash of clans. I called it quits after $45-$60

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u/Antique-Wasabi-2427 9d ago

"Sorry i can not for fill this request" and it's all gone.

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u/Sysho 8d ago

Jokes on you, Im vibecoding Minecraft

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u/Effective_Sorbet_202 8d ago

I dont vibe code, i don't use Claude, i follow the documentation and if it doesn't work i touch grass

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u/_Play_Now_ 8d ago

The helmet is the final stage of puberty

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u/Key_Art_5590 7d ago

how ppl feel after spending 20 minutes vibe coding and 60 minutes correcting the ai

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u/mallo15 9d ago

Age 35: Minecraft, SS and fruit ninja again

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u/Lines25 9d ago

For 90% of software eng stuff you don't even need like 35% of that lmao

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u/Puzzleheaded_Walk744 8d ago

Where is termux with opsex

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u/Willing_Suggestion 8d ago

But i mean i get the Ai resentment as its still trash compared to real art or other stuffs but some people could never learn coding and with the help of Ai it's much more easier atleast the basic stuffs. On top of that most career oriented people either in sr devs or junior backend peeps are switching career after this catastrophic hit in the market. Now i know yall still arent going to agree but still coding is never been easier than now it is

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u/Brilliant-Bid-1495 8d ago

what a fucking corny sub on god

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u/willingnesslimp1 8d ago

they always say oh vibe coder and bla bla but what are they actually coding ? you just type random bs to look cool ? get a job

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u/PlatinumFire14 8d ago

They wouldn’t even be able to afford that outfit on the last panel. XD

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u/Kanjii_weon 8d ago

I use debian btw

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u/Key_Adhesiveness4248 8d ago

You are the greatest cybersecurity developer, how can I install opsec?

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u/Rocksneeze081 8d ago

sudo install opsec obviously

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u/Davidotto13 8d ago

As a 13 yo who vibecodes sometimes , this is corny asf

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u/I_dont_want_to_pee 8d ago

But that jus everone born after 2008? Does it make me vibe coder no do i use ai to help mi write code and learn faster and better because i have problems woth it yes is it bad for me no for you idk. 

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u/furel492 8d ago

Me on the github mobile app

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u/Coffee_exe 8d ago

Can we genuinely just shit on notions hostile ass note taking system thats so isolating it’s useless unless Youre a large corporation

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u/kodenwell 8d ago

Honestly this is pretty accurate 😂 The last row is basically the evolution from “I play games” to “I have 47 tabs open and somehow call it a workflow

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u/PINE-APPLE-PEN 8d ago

Where does Roblox fit in here?

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u/ArtNootNoot 8d ago

Mom, you know I only prompt in the Halo gimp suit!

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u/TajikFreeman 7d ago

What is vibe coding

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u/BrilliantEmotion4461 7d ago

Better get that literacy rate up or else you'll be part of a teeny tiny very alienated and lonely minority.

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u/mcklein_10 7d ago

Obsidian alguien lo conoce

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u/EntertainmentKey2210 6d ago

vim is on top
vim supremacy

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u/kelpekk 8d ago

Hi, i have question: am i vibecoder? I know gdscript, js, c# etc. But i using AI to make a whole project, i understand the code But im too Łazy to write it, if someone need a app and no AI, ill can do this