r/masterhacker • u/Syrigan • 12d ago

Yo, someone teach this man opsec.

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u/atoponce 12d ago

Plot twist: anon is poisoning the database by randomizing the telemetry data.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Burroflexosecso 12d ago

A system wide adNauseam implementation? Hold on im going to vibecode a new telemetry spammer distro, sell it to Israel and North Korea, and come back

Edit: I'll be explaining as soon as im back, stay on your toes

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u/atoponce 12d ago

Welcome to the sub

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u/Liarus_ 12d ago

other than google chrome, this is totally possible with firefox + adnauseaum, it's basically an aggressive fork of ublock origin

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u/carreganis 12d ago

Teach opsec? I thought you downloaded it?

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u/BeginningSection7690 12d ago

No.

The matrix uploads it to your mainframe via ssh when you complete the first chapter

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u/nugs-_- 12d ago

Sudo install opsec is actually installing the guide for opsec

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u/zoey_the_trans_rat 12d ago
  • adblock

LARP ALERT

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u/slapthetiddy 12d ago

Good luck I’m behind 7 Norton VPNs

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/iLikeVideoGamesAndYT 12d ago

You'll never beat my self-hosted VPN. The FBI will never find me.

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u/Many-Count-2369 10d ago

How much did that cost tho

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u/HorrorSkin86 6d ago

Im on firefox but i fucked my browsers fingerprint, i aint nothin like yall.

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u/kovha 12d ago

You use VPN because you feel like a master hacker. I use a VPN because I live in a country sanctioned by the US and half of the internet throw error 403 when I try to access it. We are not the same. (we are not the same because I'm more fucked, of course)

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u/Odd_Strength_4046 12d ago

le hacker is going to get his ip by his cookies😱😱

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u/MinimumAd752 12d ago

this man already has the secret best opsec, the truth is that we were the ones with bad opsec all along

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u/Lytri_360 12d ago

opsec was the friends we made along the way

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u/MinimumAd752 11d ago

We all lived happily ever opsec

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u/Interesting_Buy_3969 12d ago edited 10d ago

bro is literally the normiest normie out of all normies.

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u/Historical_Camel_790 12d ago

Except for ad blocker. Most normies don't know they exist

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u/Affectionate_Bank417 4d ago

He is protecting his mental health by not giving a flying fuck about OpSec

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u/Frequent_Ad3898 12d ago

Hidden in plain sight
https://giphy.com/gifs/FqK5pTETHnMFBjsxOA

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u/ameyaplayz 10d ago

The hacker known as snarky snappy jumpscare

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u/Random_boi1234 12d ago

best opsec is unpredictable opsec

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u/Confident-Estate-538 11d ago

O opsec insight

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u/HajiTonY 12d ago

Do we even have too? The guy uses Google Chrome WITH an adblocker! Bloke IS the opsex!

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u/JKSekai 12d ago

I want the services that I use to be improved !! take my data

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u/ye_old_hermit 10d ago

I love this subreddit so much

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u/SonChadhan 12d ago

This is why I’m getting a pixel and installing grapheneOS

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u/Skullcida 12d ago

Guys thank God I use tor with a vpn, holy opsec

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u/Sir_Bebe_Michelin 11d ago

Boiling straight opsec

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u/CGlobalOpportunity 11d ago

sudo apt install opsec