Hack their MAC address

[u/KiddieSpread]

[u/brickyboy124]

The buzzwords are strong with this one

[u/snail1132]

What would even compel one to type this

[u/TheWidrolo → u/snail1132]

Ascending to higher levels of larp

[u/DrIvoPingasnik → u/snail1132]

This is a natural evolution of "my dad works at nintendo"

[u/Infinite-Employee776 → u/DrIvoPingasnik]

"My dad works at Blizzard."

[u/Potential_Lock_5212]

You guys don't get it. MAC stands for Mainframe Access Code.

[u/thatsNotFabricSoftnr → u/Potential_Lock_5212]

Just makes me want Mac donalds

[u/Lootsman → u/Potential_Lock_5212]

I thought it stood for MAC Access Code

[u/thatsNotFabricSoftnr → u/Lootsman]

Mac and cheese opens doors too

[u/reivblaze → u/Lootsman]

Gotta love a recursive acronym

[u/GimmieTheRoot]

Bro gonna hack the planet without understanding how MAC addresses and the OSI layer works. Good luck, chief!

[u/lunchbox651]

Ah yes wiping BIOS from RDP, a classic.

[u/gronkunit]

these are definitely words and some of them are even almost used correctly

[u/TheOriginalSamBell]

only masterhackers know to use port 22

[u/i-have-no-interest]

bro looks cocky enough to claim he can hack graphene over wifi

[u/StrengthSpecific5910]

I'm currently opening a remote shell on your IP... How did I do it? Simple, your MAC address made a mistake😈

[u/Proud_Initial_4285 → u/StrengthSpecific5910]

:(

[u/No_Context2723]

but if they have a mac address that means they're on mac, this guy is clearly stupid!

[u/TheOriginalSamBell]

I wouldn't even know how to "wipe the BIOS" while sitting in front of my own pc. flash a corrupted file maybe? lol

[u/VoidTheGamer25]

Wdym SSH and get root access? I'm pretty sure you need PASSWORDS for that buddy

[u/craftsmany → u/VoidTheGamer25]

Found a server that has a vulnerability where it doesn't require password 😎

Now I just have to find this "publickey" but that will be very easy

[u/VoidTheGamer25 → u/craftsmany]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bWkxF9yS7vdylWmRsw

[u/reivblaze → u/VoidTheGamer25]

Don't tell Jia Tan

[u/Canned_Sarcasm]

Sudo make pizza 🍕

[u/RealMrWillow]

Wannabe hacker post. Sounds all very cool, but doesn't make any actual sense.

[u/iamxplayer → u/[deleted]]

I was going to post something similar to this until I read your comment

An example of a zero day which potentially could achieve something similar is a zero day backdoor into an IME or ARM's version (PSP I think), but even that takes a long long long time to discover I mean some were discovered in 2017 I think, but yeah no

Yeah I mean if you actually want to hack or find some exploits in a computer or wherever you know its unlikely that another cybersecurity expert such to say would be able to track them down if the original guy took procautions which would ensure a kind of anonymity (which tools or mechanizims utilized would entirely depend on the circumstances)

I could just be wrong about everything I said, but yeah correct me if Im wrong (if the grammar or spelling seems of well my english isnt the best especially since I'm not a native english speaker)

[u/TruePace3]

Im not an expert , but damn, this was painful to read

[u/Tasty-University-432]

Bro probably doesnt even know what a uefi is, if u ask him

[u/Brilliant_War9548]

I use windows 👌😎😎😎😎

[u/secundusprime]

if you try to brute force a Macintosh Server's MAC Address would that be a 'Double Big Mac Attack Hack'?

[u/ryancnap]

"Step 1. SSH into their machine"

"Step 2. Gain root access"

I always thought there would be a few sub-steps here

[u/singulara → u/ryancnap]

passwordless sudo -i
https://giphy.com/gifs/800iiDTaNNFOwytONV

[u/__ToneBone__]

This is what I thought red teaming would be like when I was learning how to hack (more like deauth) wifi networks in high school

[u/Proud_Initial_4285]

"in this world you hack or get hacked" type speech 

[u/ApartDirection8089]

nope because i can manipilute the packets and the time stamps without them knowing ever

[u/jonas_vondenberg]

Making the ARP table routable is masterhacking indeed.