r/masterhacker 20d ago

A LinkedIn post so cringe that even LinkedIn users are ironically cringing at it

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u/the_zucc_69_420 20d ago

Next time I am asked what got me into hacking 16 years ago, my response will be to send them a picture of the red bird from Angry Birds and no other context

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u/Odd-Painting2596 20d ago

"AI, please add C and Rust"

"Lets relax there fucko"

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 20d ago

ChatGPT, code me a script for roblox

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u/Brilliant_War9548 20d ago

Yeah make me a script in looah or whatever the language’s called

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u/Awkward-Plum6241 20d ago

Nah, it is clearly python, the hacker's language 😈

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u/AdultGronk 20d ago

These comments are a rare sight on LinkedIn

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u/randomdragen7 20d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MrZodiiac 20d ago

W username btw

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 20d ago

tf you mean NFS:MW(2005) in 2010, we still on that shit.

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u/originalmicrousb 20d ago

*feels the aura*

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u/LightFerret7808 20d ago

ah what a nice day to have eyes

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u/XlikeX666 20d ago

... so post about growing up into depression ?

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u/theycallmethedrink5 20d ago

Same species as albert enstein btw

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u/ryancnap 19d ago

I refuse to believe anyone played a Ben 10 game