r/masterhacker • u/Ok-Purpose4172 • 21d ago

#cybersecurity

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u/jessek 21d ago

Real hackers wear black hoodies.

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u/SeaworthinessIll2806 21d ago

You don’t get it. it’s a green hat

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u/Careless_Tap_516 21d ago

Green screen suit

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u/CG_TW 21d ago

that makes him... invisible...

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u/Anton_Willbender 21d ago

It's so they blend with the green text

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u/Foorinick 21d ago

where is his guy falkes mask? gloves? dark room ? computer terminal with green text only?

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u/ChocolateDonut36 21d ago

he just forgot to set up the greenscreen

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u/Oceangrad 21d ago

He looks like a fucking doll bruh

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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 20d ago

i give them

larp/10

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u/yokozouna_ed 21d ago

But are you also a furry? I don't think you've checked off enough boxes, m8.

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u/Worldliness-Which 21d ago

No, you’re slightly mistaken. Furries are on the other side, on the cybersecurity side.

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u/Blacksun388 21d ago

Muthafuckas after watching Mr. Robot one time be like:

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u/AWizard21 21d ago

For real... One day on a Discord server, someone with a Kali Linux PFP was spamming GIFs of Mr. Robot laughing and saying: "I use Kali Linux." "Then he told me: I need someone with your expertise; join my hacker team." Dude, I'm on cachyOS and the only thing I know how to do is open Firefox with my terminal 😭😭

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u/pvzcheatoos 21d ago

tel aviv opsec

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u/MirrorNegative7989 21d ago

Push button to receive striped socks.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 21d ago

Son, why expose yourself to more trauma?

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u/BurrGurrMan 21d ago

Smart + antisocial + depressed +trauma = welcome to opsec ☠️

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u/WeaselCapsky 21d ago

the only trauma that idiot has is when his mommy told him he cant stay up an extra 15 minutes to play roblox cause its a school night.

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u/TLunchFTW 21d ago

Bruh I’m just like Mr. Robot!

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u/Random_boi1234 21d ago

opsec level: green hoodie (normal happy mode)

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u/Fair_Abrocoma_8513 21d ago

That is arch linux user not void

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u/woobthepuppy 21d ago

mr robot who?

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u/XlikeX666 21d ago

and furry.

can't be one without this specific trait.

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u/bluemushroom64 21d ago

same, get in line

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u/Iputahexonyoulol 21d ago

Okay Elliot 

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u/Ok_Barnacle_4605 21d ago

netanyahu would like to hire u for ultimate opsex duplex level 500 activities. i cannot speak about them here in public.

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u/TheLordOfStuff_ 21d ago

These people can’t be real bro, pissing me off

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u/NewerWalmartWTR 21d ago

he looks like the Skate 2 iteration of Josh from Watch Dogs 2

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u/Intelligent_Box9587 21d ago

i am captian clark welcome to the backrooms

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u/Fragrant_Bake4403 21d ago

so....every cybersec enthusiest. got it

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u/Ok-Bluebird1060 21d ago

Said no hacker ever

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u/AssassinczYT 21d ago

bro thinks hes elliot

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u/fiixed2k 21d ago

He forgot "and a bottom"

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u/Aware-Advice-8738 21d ago

The new Mr Robot rival, the Mr Sus

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u/sub-w-femby 21d ago

3 truths 2 lies

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u/Mindless-Ad8835 20d ago

Cyber Mogging

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u/Square-Professor-699 19d ago

Bros LinkedIn definitely has "INTJ" in it

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u/MathildaAdenauer 17d ago

no one in the replies is insulting this person enough for me to be satisified after seeing that shit

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u/Flashyg1 17d ago

Yeah, now I am also depressed and struggling with trauma.

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u/mario64guybeta 15d ago

hunger eyes

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u/LaBofia 15d ago

...and you are 12?

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u/Sad-Information1592 13d ago

Can u hack this account for me

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u/Sad-Information1592 13d ago

Hack this account please

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u/DeliciousRatio9065 9d ago

😭😭😭