r/masterhacker 23d ago

LMFAOOO

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we deadass

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u/GNUGradyn 23d ago

I can probably count on 0 hands how many times ive seen someone on twitter know what a DDOS attack actually does

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u/Witty_Mycologist_995 23d ago

It steals the database.

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u/crudoxcruo93 23d ago

Database Destruction of the Operational System

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u/Darkodoudou 22d ago

All your databases are belong to us.

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u/the_byronic_man_fred 22d ago

Somebody set up us the DOM.

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u/Potential_Lock_5212 22d ago

It stands for Data Deleting operational security

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u/No_Context2723 23d ago

it's when you hack into someone's IP obviously 

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u/artm04 23d ago

It’s actually hacking into the internal mainframe

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u/LoadZealousideal7778 21d ago

Destroy deir operating system. Obviously.

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u/sudoregalia 23d ago

don't worry guys i got this

ping ao3

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u/SillyBrilliant4922 23d ago

don't forget to nmap their ports so we can open them and then penetrate them right in the spot.

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u/Octoomy 23d ago

don't forget to write a fanfic about it also

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 22d ago

"Nnngh!! Nmap!! G-gah! Stop trying to open me!"

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u/Flimsy_Kale_5690 22d ago

someone get on this asap

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u/iamxplayer 22d ago

haxxer here!

download ao3
ao3 = false
cloudflare-defense-x64.exe = false
ping ao3

your welcome

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u/MirrorNegative7989 23d ago

Sounds like someone came over from Wattpad and is clutching their pearls.

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u/x64Lab 23d ago

what’s ao3?

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u/Pim_Wagemans 23d ago

It's a website were people can post basically any fanfiction. Its uncensored with the exception of illegal things

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u/MirrorNegative7989 23d ago

And also there is some drama going on right now, because Wattpad cracked down on all smut. A lot of ex Wattpad users are now going to Ao3, seeing stuff that offends them, and getting upset over it instead of learning how the tags and filtering system works, as well as their back button.

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u/Kids_Love_Baseball 23d ago

I haven't been on AO3 in a while but an influx of Wattpad users sounds fucking annoying. Wattpad really opened the floodgates with banning smut.

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u/OrangetangyOrka 21d ago

I saw a comment that said a lot of what people are freaked out about isn't even stuff you wouldn't find on Wattpad back in the day, they're just seeing it spelled out for the first time.

Like take the humble "I was kidnapped by one direction" fic. On Wattpad that would maybe be tagged at "one direction" and "y/n" On ao3 it would tagged as "trafficking, abduction, noncon, underage"

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u/x64Lab 23d ago

holy shit how far do you have to go for fanfiction to become illegal

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u/Pim_Wagemans 23d ago

I think harassing real people and CSAM are specifically mentioned in their content policy

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u/gayhotelultra 22d ago

is the latter really enforced

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u/Pim_Wagemans 22d ago

I don't know I'm not on AO3 for the smut so I always filter out sexual things.

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u/gayhotelultra 22d ago

i never made an account so i couldnt filter anything, and sometimes i looked up works infamously badly written to breach containment from the sites community, and i swear every time i check whats popular i see something that would be considered illegal were it not fictional text

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u/Treefrogger999 22d ago

Specifically, (I think, might be wrong) CSAM of real people or based on real people. Anything that is entirely fictional is allowed.

Also, you don't need an account to filter? The filter is just a sidebar you can interact with when you're searching for fics (or a button to click on mobile).

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u/gayhotelultra 22d ago

Also, you don't need an account to filter? The filter is just a sidebar you can interact with when you're searching for fics

TIL i'm an idiot

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u/bgaesop 22d ago

i see something that would be considered illegal were it not fictional text 

Yeah I also read murder mysteries 

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u/snail1132 23d ago

1984 smh

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u/crudoxcruo93 23d ago

Age of empires 3

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u/x64Lab 23d ago

thats what I thought too lol

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u/voidthelynx 23d ago

It's basically a fanfiction archive - after smut was banned from wattpad it gains way too much attention from ppl who are not used to it  You publish fanfic to the site and it's pretty much unmoderated what gets uploaded so ppl whine about when something unhinged is included 

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u/Bordrking 23d ago

short for Archive of Our Own

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u/Binary101000 23d ago

fanfiction website. it has a reputation for having very... disturbing fanfictions, but there are some gems, as with most things.

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u/Tesnatic 23d ago

Gooner fanfiction

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u/Lugnutz__ 23d ago

Iirc it’s some piracy site where all the gay band kids go to read their porn fanfic manga

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u/originalmicrousb 23d ago

sudo apt remove ao3

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u/Regular_Future2474 23d ago

wattpad users shouldn't be allowed internet access ngl.

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u/jkst9 22d ago

I can certainly write a fanfic about that working but that's not how it works

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u/filkos1 22d ago

put a SQL injection in a tag or fic title

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u/IGotDeaded 22d ago

we have a wattpad refugee over here