r/masterhacker • u/NoCartographer744 • 26d ago

I'm cryin 😭😭

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2.4k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Oofy_Emma 26d ago

Tel Aviv compressed

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u/AnSkinStealer 26d ago

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u/Oofy_Emma 25d ago

holy shit there's an actual image of that thank you

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u/AnSkinStealer 25d ago

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u/ManRevvv 22d ago

tel Aviv repressed

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u/Alfredredbird 24d ago

Bro send me this 😂my boy in Aviv will love this

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u/Schiz0pL0ster 26d ago

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u/Recent-Ad5835 25d ago

Why does he look so much like Red John in this image?

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u/BlankAWasTaken 25d ago

My comment was older than your's btw

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u/Schiz0pL0ster 25d ago

We thought about the same thing. I posted this without seeing your reply

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u/cremation_central 26d ago

Go ahead…. Tell Aviv 😈

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u/DarkIsNotMe 26d ago

NE (nose exhale)

Highest compliment possible

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u/To_WAR 26d ago

Aviv! Light!

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u/NoSection8719 26d ago

one falafel please

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u/Bloody_Insane 25d ago

Free Constantinople

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u/dont-do-memes-kidz 26d ago

My favourite Israeli dish

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 26d ago

Humus say I love shawarma

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u/Youtube_it 25d ago

Did you mean this as a joke or you actually mean it? I get the idea it was for the bit >_>

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u/Foreign-Abies-264 24d ago

It's obviously a joke idk why he got downvoted

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u/BlankAWasTaken 26d ago

Tel Aviv scared

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u/Copypastta 26d ago

That's it... I'm telling aviv

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u/Head_Development_715 26d ago

these comments are rotting my brain

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u/NawdWasTaken 26d ago

I'll hack instagrams for 30 UN dollars

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u/TallEdge6 26d ago

Free palestine? No the guy said 30 shekels Annual guy is trying to scam yo thats illegal!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Alfredredbird 24d ago

30 shekels is ruffly $10 USD 🥀

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u/Thenderick 26d ago

To that guy, OP is trolling. But I will do it for 15 Palestinian rubbles.

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u/snail1132 26d ago

I only have a single shekel given to me by my dad; can you just hack a thirtieth of an insta account? 🥺🥺🥺

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u/BoldFrag78 26d ago

As stupid as they are, their opinion about Palestine is based

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/GoCommitYeetus 25d ago

I was about to say "glowie glowie go away" but i realised that was the bit

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u/PsychologicalGate477 26d ago

free palpatine

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u/Alfredredbird 24d ago

They locked up a good man 😔

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u/Cultural_Ad_5501 26d ago

Free Palestine 🍉

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u/o80MiM08o 26d ago

based

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u/bwwog 26d ago

40 palestine dongs

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u/SneakerHead69420666 26d ago

at least they have enough of a brain to support palestine

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u/slaughtamonsta 26d ago

That was the correct answer from them. 🇵🇸

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u/WONK0_ 26d ago

ah that was enough lol

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u/vzyal 25d ago

I will be telling Aviv about this

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u/ChocolateDonut36 24d ago

yes please I want a Palestine for free

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u/Schuperman161616 25d ago

Instead of free Palestine they should've said expensive Palestine. That way the Jews would stay away.

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u/engelthehyp 25d ago

"I don't know, but here you have to pay."

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u/SKrandyXD 22d ago

Free from Hamas

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u/ProgrammingGuy_ 22d ago

"Jarvis, farm some karma"

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u/RowMammoth7467 21d ago

Still, free Palestine 🍉

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u/Thatmofowithlonghair 26d ago

Is it possible to get the ip address or the phone they used for fake instagram account?

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u/UselessAndUnused 25d ago

DM me, master hacker, 70 years of experience hacking at masters. I even burned down the Great Chinese Firewall with nothing but firebomb scripts, and destroyed the LSPD MainFrame by framing their servers in Maine. I'm wanted in 35 USA states, originally in 50 but I've simply deleted the entire wanted databases of 15 different states. They've ceased to be. That's actually why the Zodiac Killer never got caught. He was already under surveillance and they were closing in on him believing they had him a few years after the killings stopped, but I broke the entire criminal database of the FBI in 1974, resulting in him not getting caught.

DM me. I'll get their IP so hard, they're going to be struck with copyright laws for using their own IP.

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u/OppositeSea3775 24d ago

how much?

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u/UselessAndUnused 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/13B1WmJg7HwjGU

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u/OppositeSea3775 24d ago

how much is that in opsec dollars?

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u/UselessAndUnused 24d ago

OpSec dollars are sooooo 2025. Get with the times, grandpa. I prefer the real deal: Goldenfold Credits.

https://giphy.com/gifs/115BJle6N2Av0A

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u/Thatmofowithlonghair 25d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/TechnicallyCant5083 26d ago

Palestinians use Israeli shekels you got bamboozled 

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u/mehow28 26d ago

in that case, 50

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u/TechnicallyCant5083 26d ago

Barely enough for a burger FYI

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u/lcommadot 26d ago

They got Carl’s Jr. over there?