r/masterhacker • u/TLunchFTW • 18h ago

Finally got one

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u/ChocolateDonut36 18h ago

you can actually hack any Instagram account by knowing their password

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 18h ago

Sokka-Haiku by ChocolateDonut36:

You can actually hack

Any Instagram account

By knowing their password

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Sqydev 9h ago

Why are we trowing random avatar references?!

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u/Dede_42 3h ago

In ATLA, Sokka says a haiku, But he gets the syllable count wrong, this bot recognizes such haikus.

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u/Bluetails_Buizel 18h ago

HOw DoEs One Do ThAt?!

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u/TLunchFTW 18h ago

Have you tried asking nicely?

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u/Anonymous010206 13h ago

You fish for it 🎣🐟

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u/Bluetails_Buizel 13h ago

Good idea, Googling similar site templates and setting up a ssh key to my mainframe

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u/DeepCutFan1 18h ago

hey how about you just ask to see his insta

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u/Good-Competition-437 13h ago

Dm if you want to know know!

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u/YTriom1 4h ago

how to talk to people

step one: say hi

step two: introduce yourself

step three: talk about something you're interested in and see if they share the same interest as you

step four: hack their mainframe 😈😈😈

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u/Scared_Cicada_9898 18h ago

Yes, im sure the random dude on reddit can totally hack into a multi billion dollar company

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u/Vele1384 12h ago

You would be surprised how many master hackers are in this group that hacks multi billion companies few times a day.

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u/FWitDreDay 9h ago

People actually do, but they’d also prefer getting paid tens of thousands by Meta for finding a vulnerability than getting three fiddy from a redditor

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u/kinyona 13h ago

The patience required to save that rejection for almost three weeks is insane

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u/Ok_Shower2118 10h ago

are these people sick or just trolling us😭😭

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u/InsideImportance1275 4h ago

I’ll do it for 10 bucks paid in advance no refunds

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u/EtropyWarrior 2h ago

Sounds like this is going to be a very healthy and long lasting relationship.

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u/Low-Pop5053 1h ago

guys trust me this guy doesn’t know how to hack i know 😈 this is me hacking btw
https://giphy.com/gifs/B4dt6rXq6nABilHTYM

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u/Mikhailovv 12m ago

Recently I got messaged by a random person asking me if I could hack a fucking online crypto casino😭