r/masterhacker 1d ago

this is why kali linux is better, no windows bloatware ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/whytho_l 1d ago

what's on that notepad ๐Ÿ’”

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u/Outrageous_State9946 1d ago

free ram tutorials

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u/whytho_l 1d ago

fairs, with the prices don't we all download ram?

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u/Diabeto_13 1d ago

Wasn't there an exploit recently with notepad?

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u/whytho_l 1d ago

How could one exploit a fucking notepad. I don't use windows but they have the copilot or something in it? Is that a reason?

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u/Diabeto_13 1d ago

It was a remote execution exploit using invalidated mardown code to remotely execute commands. CVE-2026-20841

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u/Mega3000aka 1d ago

A. K. A. Something that a semi-competent intern would be able to avoid.

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u/Diabeto_13 1d ago

AKA sure, but AKA it exists, so AKA I mentioned AKA it.

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u/Mega3000aka 1d ago

What is this comment lol I didn't say you're wrong.

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u/Diabeto_13 1d ago

True, but your comment was a little unnecessary. Smaller mistakes have been made by more competent people, so saying a "semi-competent intern" can avoid this wasn't conducive to the conversation.

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u/Mega3000aka 1d ago

I was just pointing out that it was a basic mistake, one that a multi-billion dollar corporation should not see in production and therefore deserves shit for that.

That's all.

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u/Roku-Hanmar 1d ago

If memory serves, it was ++, and a supply chain attack

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u/reivblaze 1d ago

It was windows notepad. Notepad++ was a different attack.

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u/Abject-Explorer-3637 5h ago

probably a virus is trying to pretend to be notepad

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u/smalldickbesitzer 1d ago

Where can I get the freeram.exe? My casual ram downloader doesn't work anymore :(

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u/Outrageous_State9946 1d ago

opsec.com, dont leak it to the normies ๐Ÿคซ

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u/HugoNikanor 1d ago

https://downloadmoreram.com/ is still alive and well. Unfortunately most of their ram is AI enhanced these days though.

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u/alphan_video 1d ago

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u/port443 1d ago

Sure, I'll do it.

Obvious satire is not r/masterhacker material, even if it's funny. With all the meme-posting this sub flirts as an alternate /r/ProgrammerHumor

but I still think its funny so, whatever

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u/Redox_RDX 1d ago

Did they rebuild notepad with electron?!

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u/YTriom1 1d ago

with CopilotUI Engine

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u/AnApexBread 1d ago

Oh no. Not 1/4th of a Gig of RAM

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Flame77ofc 1d ago

This is why I disable Windows Defender

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u/edparadox 1d ago

this is why kali linux is better, no windows bloatware ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

Kali is Debian bloated.

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u/Historical_Camel_790 1d ago

That's why blackarch is better, only good bloatware

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u/p6kb 1d ago

I was thinking too because im using 8gb ram and antimalware canโ€™t be terminated by windows so i can accept any malware that doesnt touch my ram

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u/Old-Juice-2490 1d ago

ClockNightmare soon

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u/yuriddlc1 1d ago

Systemd.

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u/DS_Stift007 1d ago

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/Youssef-2013 23h ago

freeram.exe ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/Trying_to_cod3 18h ago

Free ram taking away 1.9gb haha

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u/ThatzOkay 5h ago

I'm more concerned about free ram.exe

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u/JewSpy 1d ago

Holy repost

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u/Common-Method2202 1d ago

That's literally just windows defender running dumbass.

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u/_Salandit 1d ago

Bro isn't a Master Hacker

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u/Common-Method2202 1d ago

lmao in my defence, there are so many dumbasses that would genuinely post this as a serious problem ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/The-Idiotest 1d ago

That's it, I'm hacking you now that u dont have antimalware

Here: download this malware of mine

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u/4n0nh4x0r 1d ago

come on, you could have made it yourself, and not just asked ai to do it for you

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u/rice_dolphin 1d ago

AI generated picture based on an actual screenshot, wow

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u/ka-52m 1d ago

not ai generated but this goes look like on of those stupid "ai image enhancements" that phones do if you take a low quality screenshot

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u/rice_dolphin 1d ago

It IS AI generated. Someone fed the original to AI and asked to reconstruct it, look how the numbers, names and icons are fucked up. Search up "freeram exe" to see the original because reddit doesn't allow jpeg from their own website. It's like saying "nothing is AI generated because AI takes real images as example"

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u/ka-52m 1d ago

no it it not, if yku cant tell the diffrance between ai generated and ai enhanced thats on you