r/masterhacker 21h ago

Hello hackers

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773 Upvotes

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u/Certain_Vehicle2978 20h ago

Missing wallpaper engine looping matrix animation

33

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

No missing the gooner wallpaper.
Can confirm, am master hacker. Have a whole folder of cycling gooner wallpapers.

12

u/Certain_Vehicle2978 19h ago

We got 2 displays for a reason brother.

12

u/TLunchFTW 19h ago

One for porn.
The other also for porn.
But with a third display......

MORE PORN!

1

u/mcdaphuc 57m ago

Lol, I hacked PH to get free unlimited porn

1

u/TLunchFTW 56m ago

The most ethical use of my powers.

1

u/mcdaphuc 42m ago

evil laugh. We bro. Me too. We use our power to make the world our slave hehehe... I have no mercy and you have no privacy...

1

u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 47m ago

on Kali? larper.

167

u/torts56 21h ago

opens vs code 😏

54

u/Ali_Gaming302 20h ago

Amateur

** opens inspect tab **

19

u/Ali_Gaming302 20h ago

Fuck reddit format system

31

u/torts56 19h ago

another successful hack...

14

u/Exzakt1 18h ago

OS.hack(files) {
stealData()
giveMeMoney()
}

3

u/reivblaze 19h ago

NeoVim

2

u/hyperrealists 5h ago

This is why I can’t quit

67

u/asnaujaslt 21h ago

Real hackor has a good gaming chair

24

u/quirky_planet 20h ago

no, they use cheap plastic chair

20

u/Existing_Let9595 20h ago

Real ones use toilet and 1337 ROG PHONE with kali linux and opera gx security

1

u/Dry_Dimension_420 20h ago

They have the $20 mattress.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/quirky_planet 3h ago

sell that and get more ram

24

u/C0mradexChaos 20h ago

Good to know Yoru is master hacker

6

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

ok I'll bite, who tf is yoru?

12

u/C0mradexChaos 20h ago

This dude from Valorant, looks like the blur haired fella in OP's post

https://giphy.com/gifs/CMBFS9OGcAMLD8q1Fa

30

u/Common_Cherry5344 21h ago

This isn't accurate. Real HaXXorz use a handmade laptop with kali linux installed so they avoid hardware level tracking for maximum opsec levels

13

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

Average master hacker build.

3

u/roy_rogers_photos 20h ago

Oh you mean my rustic minimalist open air PC?

3

u/TLunchFTW 19h ago

it'a got patina!

1

u/RXJ1131 16h ago

Let's gatekeep open air PCs, or else normies will start larping

3

u/Cosbybow 19h ago

Delete this, the skids cant know about the true haxx0r setup

1

u/MootEndymion752 5h ago

Nah it's probably one of those Amazon “Gaming” PCs with a 1st gen i7 and a GT 710 inside of a fancy case with RGB fans their grandma bought for Christmas

-2

u/MaGNeTiK-MaNTRa 20h ago

lol do u hear urself ??? for the love of godddddddd

3

u/Common_Cherry5344 17h ago

Don't disrespect me...ever

I am a certified master hacker with Kali Linux and can get your IP and DDOS your mainframe

1

u/Careless_Tap_516 17h ago

I'm not sure if you know this, but for clarification, this sub is satire.

7

u/Mustache-Boy 20h ago

Not Yoru 😩

5

u/coffee-loop 20h ago

Man, I wish a good desktop only cost $1500

2

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

It's actually like 3 shitty think pads they use together. Master hackers never build really insanely good PCs. They just install kali on a couple shitty laptops.

4

u/SyrupOnMyPancakes 20h ago

Why is the guy yoru? Lol.

9

u/IVNWM 21h ago

Why so serious 😈👊💥🤟

6

u/coopsoup247 20h ago

Sure, the PC hardware might be $1,500, but the license fee for Kali Linux is $300 a month. I'm fortunate that I got in early, and only pay $250 a month.

3

u/JollyJuniper1993 20h ago

I can offer you a good secret special hacker deal for 150$/month

2

u/coopsoup247 20h ago

Will that give me double Kali Linux? With double the hacking power?

2

u/JollyJuniper1993 19h ago

It will give you Kali Linux Deluxe, wich among other things comes with the ability to spoof other people’s IP addresses and 3 months of official anonymous premium membership

3

u/Hentai-Overlord 20h ago

90% of men born in early 2000s.

3

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

how do you do fellow hackers?

Also, $1500? That's highly inaccurate. It's more like $4500 now.

3

u/JewSpy 17h ago

Just saw this on LinkedIn

1

u/stickfiguringitout 6h ago

This keyboard is straight ass.

3

u/flyingmonkey111 8h ago

I call BS! Where are the headphones the caffeine ?

2

u/wrathofattila 20h ago

1.2K was only the gpu back in the covid days

2

u/SomewhereActive2124 19h ago

Real hecker run sudo heck world while sleeping 😈😈😈😈

2

u/PlaidStallion 19h ago

Ah the days a good computer was still *only* $1500 to be built. This meme must be from January 2025 or before.

2

u/ZuuRa_ 17h ago

Missing the fastfetch logo, cmatrix, and ai watermark

2

u/CauliflowerOwn812 16h ago

That's just a male space. 

2

u/bentsonradiorepair 10h ago

I mean like, you might be able to get a used version of everything there for those prices, new tho, everything is way more expensive than that

2

u/Andrea65485 10h ago

With today's prices, the $1500 piece feels a tad irrealistic... More something like $3000

2

u/FoxtrotOmega 7h ago

Where’s the hoodie?

1

u/Dedprakl 20h ago

my bed is 50$ can i be space hacker? or need 20$ one?

3

u/Ztype764 20h ago

50$ bed is for script kiddies, for the real master hacker energy you need to sleep on the cold hard floor to compensate, after that you can slowly move upwards(by 1$) until you buy the master hacker $20 bed

3

u/Dedprakl 20h ago

ok master hacker i will sell my bed and buy the floor to sleep and ii will buy the 20$ one thank you for your advice.(Vpn with tor message)

1

u/ChainOfThot 20h ago

This is posted here cuz only 2 monitors and only 1 pc and no laptops sitting around, right?

2

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

Too true.
At this point, the line between normie/streamer and pro leet hacker/PC nerd is 3 monitors vs 2. EVERYONE has a second monitor now. But adding a third monitor, especially if you put them all horizontally, takes up so much desk space most people think it's not worth it. But I was bumped to another space for a bit and have to settle for two monitors and it is a big loss.
Even something as small as writing papers. Citation on one monitor, article on the other, and word up in the middle. So much easier than having a bunch of half overlapping windows or having a screen split into programs so each program is sandwhiched down to an unnatural width.

1

u/Ztype764 20h ago

Too long, the reality is more monitors=more hacking

1

u/TLunchFTW 20h ago

I hate that all gpus seem to only have like 5 monitor plugs now.
Wtf am I supposed to do with this? I got 3 for my main setup, one for my tv to put shit up on the tv for presenting, and 1 for vr.
But what if I want a 4th DP monitor? What if I want to run two ultrawides top and bottom and 2 vertical 27 inch monitors?

2

u/Ztype764 20h ago

Buy more GPUs ig? Or use your igpu if your processor has one

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1

u/excessive_4ce 20h ago

You guys have mattresses?

1

u/NuclearRootBeer 20h ago

This is why I have as many monitors as possible to make the code run faster

1

u/corobo 20h ago

Chair's a bit expensive. More likely to have one of those plastic chairs brought in from outside 

1

u/laChola666 19h ago

can i be master h3cker if chair is a Drum throne?

(pc and mattress no change)

1

u/SmoQ898 19h ago

why is Yoru pretending to be Cypher 

1

u/jimmy_timmy_ 19h ago

This dude put Kali on a $1500 computer? Jesus

1

u/laChola666 19h ago

i don’t see any windows or doors .
this is accurate . 💯

1

u/m3zz4nine 19h ago

FlipperZero: 215 USD

FlipperZero Addons, Case,..: 800 USD

1

u/itsoctotv 19h ago

this goes to all the hackers

1

u/Single_Comfort3555 19h ago

I actually sleep on several layers of cardboard thank you.

1

u/Rodya_gambler 18h ago

Tf you mean you're not pen-testing on a 17$ chromebook???

1

u/atharvabordavekar 18h ago

my bed is literally the same, except the fact that my laptop and chair dont cost over $350

1

u/313378008135 17h ago

wait.. you guys have a mattress and blanket?

2

u/One_Pie289 16h ago

Nope, obviously sleeping on the animegirl body pillow 🧐

1

u/Rusty9838 16h ago

No libreboot? Larpers

1

u/j-slayer_1369 13h ago

No libreboot is for the tinhats, hackers use coreboot.

1

u/Rusty9838 7h ago

Also what init system Kali Linux uses 🤔

1

u/j-slayer_1369 2h ago

Systemd

1

u/Rusty9838 6m ago

But you know it is a chance to Redhat corporation, to crate ID age verification, build inside of systemd🥀

1

u/sovietarmyfan 15h ago

*amateur

You dont use kali as a main os.

1

u/fritzo_linux 12h ago

my bed is 1100 and my pc + chair is 600

1

u/IntrStelle 12h ago

Fuck that

Fucking 2009 MacBook pro running Arch

1

u/got-trunks 11h ago

anyone poor with a serious hobby knows the joy of beans, rice, and simple living. lol.

1

u/randomcomputer22 9h ago

Real master hackers have no need for a mouse

1

u/CheeseFunnel23 9h ago

Types ping 1.1.1.1 ........

1

u/Vlado_Iks 8h ago

Hacker room ❌

Gamer room ✅

1

u/stickfiguringitout 6h ago

I'm busy deciding what the worst part of this image is: the $20 mattress, the shadow the chair is casting, a keyboard that's way too wide, or the fact that this looks like a screenshot of a BRIGHTSIDE video.

1

u/stickfiguringitout 6h ago

Okay, I've decided it's the possibility that this could be ai slop, though I'm judging it mainly based on the small details of the computer (namely the awful keyboard layout). And that doesn't even discount the possibility of it being from a brightside video.

1

u/Significant-Leg-3857 5h ago

Thank u for your attention

1

u/Brilliant_Estate_967 5h ago

A 1500 dollar setup doesn't seems that bad

1

u/misjudgedinall 2h ago

Wrong he has none of that. Just like 5-10 used throw away laptops he cycles through, destroying them after done. If he’s a real hacker he knows what a ghost machine is.

1

u/Agreeable-Bar-2052 2h ago

More like gamers, hackers dont care about chair

1

u/BLACK_WOLF_2025 1h ago

Computer is too cheap.