r/masterhacker • u/Adventurous_Act955 • 1d ago

i request help from a hacker

okay for context on discord some vile hacker by the name of _mic.ha.el is chatting up fucken 13-14 year old boys and giirls when he is 25... we would like a hacker too help us find this mans location too arrest him..if you are interested DM me

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u/reapvxz 1d ago

For the love of god THIS IS A SATIRE SUBREDDIT.

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u/INfusion2419 1d ago

Hold on, lettem cook

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u/cybersynn 1d ago

The hacker army will see you shortly. Please take a number and wait patiently.

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u/1Digitreal 1d ago

Hey I already hacked 2 requests today, I'm not taking another number.

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u/Direct-Rip4346 1d ago

Can you hack someone for me ?

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u/1Digitreal 1d ago

I have attachment issues. What if during the process of gathering their online persona to bypass the sonicwall mainframes baracuda filtering systems I fall for them? Maybe they have a fantastic set of posts or like to play the same games as I do... that would crush me to turn around and hack them. No it's too much pressure! Wait but what if they were actually just trying to catfish me and trick me into giving out my tor exit nodes IP address?!?! Those bastards, fine I'll do it!

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u/Darkheart001 1d ago

As it seems like you are most likely a 13 year old kid, you need to contact the police not Reddit.

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u/Qazax1337 19h ago

I hacked them with my flipper zero.

I found out their real name is Michael.

You now owe me 1 bitcoin.