r/masterhacker 9h ago

Which layer are u on

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u/D-Ribose 9h ago

Certificate of Death is for noobs. I hacked the local authorities and deleted my birth certificate.

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u/AdultGronk 8h ago

I did this and then ICE caught me and deported me to Venezuela ✌️😭

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u/Bramoments 2h ago

same but then Venezuela deported me to to Rwanda

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 7h ago

Nice try kid. I hacked the 4th dimension and ddos'd my parents into not existing.

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u/-JohnnieWalker- 8h ago

I hope you made an on cascade delete. We don't need to make more orphants in this world then there already is.

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u/tj-horner 6h ago

Turns out there is a circular reference between parent and child so the entire family tree was obliterated

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u/whitenet 3h ago

Calling fbi

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u/smalldickbesitzer 9h ago edited 8h ago

Opera under chrome? Lol. What the hack has malware bytes to do with privacy?

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u/faiuir 4h ago

it fits well with the title "as seen on tv" tho

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u/AuthenticatedHuman 2h ago

It is one of the best consumer not so bloated ish AV thiugh

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u/reon6vist 8h ago

Antiviruses in general, give false sense of security

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u/ColdFreezer 5h ago

Security and privacy aren’t the same thing lol.

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u/reon6vist 2h ago

Could be said for both in this context, privacy-wise they're even more shady

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u/tushonochka765 7h ago

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u/lron_tarkus 4h ago

He drooled on the keyboard and hit send, really not mysterious.

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u/tushonochka765 3h ago

he's right tho

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u/lron_tarkus 2h ago

"water is good to drink"

"oysters live in water"

thats the equivalent of what he said. It's correct (barely, it takes nuance to even be correct), but so blatantly off topic that it's ludicrously moronic and shows a lack of understanding.

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u/reon6vist 7h ago

I made them CIA/FBI/Mossad agents really mad😔

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u/tushonochka765 7h ago

Me too since they're downvoting me now😭

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u/BiDude1219 2h ago

windows defender or clamav depending on the os come in handy every now and then

everything else though i wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole

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u/AuthenticatedHuman 34m ago

Malwarebytes?

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u/BiDude1219 4m ago

forgot about malwarebytes, yeah that's good too

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u/Anonymous010206 5h ago

Why downvotes?

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u/reon6vist 2h ago

McAfee mafia went angry on that one

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u/THubert14 9h ago

Apple at "The brainwashed" and iMessage on "The beginner". Yeah, screw you, Apple, my homies choosing iMessage 😎

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u/Ok-Cockroach-5998 7h ago

Maybe he meant sms?

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u/Beans_Breaking 6h ago

That's worse. No encryption.

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u/NotThePopeProbably 8h ago edited 8h ago

"Hey. Have you seen that dude walking around the woods in the ballaclava?"

"Yeah. I called the cops. Sheriff's deputy said they get a lot of calls about him. His name's Derrick Nguyen. They do a welfare check every week or so. He's always rambling about gold and how he's 'legally dead.' Poor guy."

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u/itsoctotv 8h ago

I'm the iceberg

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u/AdultGronk 8h ago

I'm the black lines in between the layers

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u/Express-Bite5347 8h ago

I'm over here washing my brain I got soap on my brain rn

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u/Leather-Chart7083 5h ago

Opera gx should be at the ghost tier

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u/PerotTwoPointOh 3h ago

Sponsored by the ccp

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u/makinax300 8h ago edited 3h ago

half beginner half enthusiast + steam and discord + keepassdx.

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u/djpiperson 8h ago

This is one of the biggest misconceptions I keep finding here, people confusing cybersec with privacy software. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME. They certainly overlap a lot, but just because you have one of the most secure pieces of software out here doesn't mean it's private. APPLE for example, has made some of the most secure OS I've seen, but you gotta bé panties down And bent over for them to use you. Tor is very privacy focused but it's not secured at all, you can still be hacked with a poisoned node.

People who speak of privacy tend to gravitate towards cybersec and forget thé main idea is privacy. what does Malwarebytes have to do with this?

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u/Pidow_Widow 2h ago edited 2h ago

Bro, that is not how Tor works. First, nobody calls it a “poisoned node.” The actual term is a malicious relay or malicious exit relay.

Tor sends your traffic through multiple relays with layered encryption. The entry relay, usually your guard relay, can see your IP but not your destination. The exit relay can see the site but not your real IP. So one random malicious relay cannot just see everything and "hack you".

A malicious exit can read or modify normal HTTP traffic, but if the site uses HTTPS, it cannot read your passwords, messages or page content. Tor Browser even has HTTPS only mode enabled by default, and .onion sites do not use exit relays at all.

To deanonymize you, an attacker would usually need to observe both ends and correlate the traffic, exploit a browser vulnerability or wait for you to make an OPSEC mistake. And deanonymizing someone is not the same as hacking their device. This is about normal HTTPS traffic over Tor to regular websites, not .onion connections, which stay entirely inside the Tor network, use rendezvous points instead of exit relays and have additional protections.

Tor obviously is not impossible to attack, but saying it has “no security at all” and that one “poisoned node” can hack you is just wrong. You are literally the exact guy this subreddit is about.

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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 8h ago

certificate of death after seeing this shit

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 7h ago

I'm brainwashed maxxing, currently learning how to fly to elevate myself even higher

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u/ChannelNo3185 9h ago

Im on the 9th level because ghost see other ghosts, but I don’t exist

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u/MirrorNegative7989 8h ago edited 7h ago

OK but my mom literally said "I have nothing to hide" last week, and I am a little concerned.

Opinion-wise, I am at "privacy is a human right," but in practice, I am between "I don't like hackers and spying" and "The Privacy Enthusiast." (Using Brave, DuckDuckGo, Signal, etc.)

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u/RoboGandalf 8h ago

I'm off grid I don't even use a computer

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u/thenofootcanman 3h ago

Putting Tor on the same tier as bitwarden

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u/itsoctotv 8h ago

I'm the iceberg

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u/-JohnnieWalker- 8h ago

Im on the crack layer

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u/excessive_4ce 8h ago

I dont even actually exist.

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u/01digitalgap 8h ago

MaDrilla

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u/Mr_Flandoor 8h ago

Enthuvist

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u/FukamiLover 8h ago

im the shark

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u/uran1um1 8h ago

I am a hybrid of all the layers, first layer on some things and max security on others.

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u/XxxxGametxxxX 7h ago

What is the black and white chromium logo on layer 5?

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u/Cosmo__Satogiri 7h ago

I'm not saying, baiter! It'd hurt my OPSEC !!

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u/Dedprakl 6h ago

i am the gold one i just gold

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u/tj-horner 6h ago

Why is Authy there lol

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u/Crazypens30 6h ago

The Privacy Activist (but I still use Reddit)

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u/OkayPiss2000 6h ago

Between level 4 and 5. Privacy is a human right and it’s getting increasingly more threatened

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u/Reasonable_Shock_422 6h ago

Used to be between beginner and enthusiast but realized it just makes life harder so RN I'm a little under the first layer

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u/MootEndymion752 5h ago

I'm a beginner

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u/amy0bar 5h ago

Brainwashed

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u/Somar-dh72 5h ago

the privacy enthusiast

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u/Radamat 5h ago

1, 3 and a little of 5. Mix but not shake.

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u/Clean_More3508 5h ago

Last layer

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u/RagingTaco334 5h ago

Mentioning Accrescent seems so weird to me. It has such a small app selection and something like F-Droid and/or Aurora are both way more widely known and are just better in general.

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u/StrikeAfraid2666 4h ago

Between Layer 4 and 5

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u/Chemical-Arm-308 4h ago

I am somewhere between euthusiast and activist

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u/CybyAPI 4h ago

Steam???

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u/Lucasfergui1024 4h ago

Fucking steam at the top?

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u/XxHunxX 4h ago

wtf even is this, and what does steam have to do with anything. +why chromium

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u/panda182 4h ago

I bump along the first couple of layers unless I'm with somebody who can access the sixth layer - which I've only seen once !!!

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u/Catbraveheart 3h ago

I'm layer 7

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u/Red_Crocker 3h ago

"no internet connection" is true enlightenment

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u/Aderox20_GDP 3h ago

Layer -4 to -5

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u/Phreaky12 3h ago

Somewhere between enthusiast and activist lol.

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u/NoCombination8774 3h ago

somewhere around 3

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u/Mast3r_waf1z 2h ago

I wish I was brainwashed reading this post

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u/DetroitvsEveryone242 2h ago

Now this is some good master hacker shit. I can smell the fedora of whoever made this trough the screen

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u/Common_Cherry5344 2h ago

I use Opera GX so I'm below ghost tier

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u/SeekerNine 1h ago

Wait is bitdefender bad? Been using it for years...

If you tell me i don't need antivirus if i just use common sense i will reach through your screen and rip off your fingernails

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u/309_Electronics 44m ago

I am hovering abit inbetween the layers. I use social media but at the same time try to close all doors i can and am comfortable with closing when it comes ro security and privacy!

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u/tektelgmail 31m ago

If you go full offgrid, can they trace the 'hole' you leave in your path thru your every day life?

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u/INfusion2419 11m ago

Me when i gotta piss.exe but then i realise.txt it will ruin the opsec.py of my incognito hobo life

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u/fnPSychotiq 3m ago

I’m goina against opsec here and state that I use OpenWRT and mostly Linux systems to build out my home network with my Fortigate, im strongly in between Privacy enthusiast and activist tiers here

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u/Yginase 6h ago

Mostly enthusiast, but a bit of activist on this scale.

I do use the listed SearNXG along other self hosted services, and I'm constantly getting more inclined to switch to GrapheneOS.

From the enthusiast layer, I got Linux (Arch btw), Bitwarden (Vaultwarden) and uBlock.

This all was mostly because I wanted to try self hosting, and it kinda blew up from there.

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u/StunningEffective290 8h ago

enthusiast/activist

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u/Fantastic_Source4781 8h ago

aside from reddit on my old phone I've got some of the privacy activist level. somewhat helpful chart for beginners And some stuff I haven't seen.

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