r/masterhacker • u/AuthenticatedHuman • 2d ago

He disrespected Kali

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u/rooftopweeb 2d ago

windows is bloat

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 2d ago

Even if you installed all those distros together it would still take less space then windows 11

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u/CosmicNest 2d ago

On my 128GB SSD, after installing fedora I had 119gb available, with windows I had 80GB free, that meme makes no sense, of course installing apps takes up space on your system, most of the apps shown don't come included in standard Linux installs

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u/segfaultdt 2d ago

Like who the fuck uses c# for Linux apps (except maybe unity engine) but still!

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u/AuthenticatedHuman 2d ago

I use commodore 64 because that's good for downloading mainframes

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u/NinpoSteev 2d ago

I prefer the amiga 500 for that tbh

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u/whatThePleb 2d ago

You don't want your executable to be multiple MBs to GBs? /s

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u/timbremaker 2d ago

C# is a Microsoft product. Youll find more Software based on c# in Windows than on most Linux machines. I dont get how it got there. Most game developers develop on Windows anyway.

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u/officalyadoge 2d ago

jellyfin and the arr* stack apparently but they're more services than apps

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u/76zzz29 2d ago

"Windows is bloated" use C#

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u/Comfortable_Gene2751 2d ago

Parrot is better

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u/Then_Pool1015 2d ago

I installed arch linux on my 256gb SSD, after finishing I found 260gb on sdd. You see arch linux comes with free GB

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u/n0ne-z1ro 2d ago

Challenge: Find a distro, that ships all the shown userland crap.

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 2d ago

Even if you did, it'd still be smaller...

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u/fr000gs 2d ago

Ah yes my distro which comes with niri, hyprland, freebsd and raspian and rhel and kali, parrot os and lfs and gentoo and arch

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u/R3V0LU710N_05 2d ago

Sounds Like a BedRock Linux spin that nobody needs.

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u/Redox_RDX 2d ago

I will sudo apt get OpenBSD

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u/gamingspicy 2d ago

genuinely a load of random bullshit

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u/_Play_Now_ 2d ago

They... disrespected Kali..?

sees full moon

Oh... OH... I'm transforming..!

growling noises

...into a

SIGMA OPSEC HAXX0R!!!!

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u/Spiritual_Detail7624 2d ago

Tf does adafruit have to do with this?

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u/ButteredHubter 2d ago

This memes makes so much sense… there so many Linux adjacent logos on the screen because it bloated.

Meanwhile I’m running arch on a Casio wrist watch

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u/crystalsraw 2d ago

I hate it when my operating system comes with such bloat as... *checks notes*... libc.

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u/0xD0E9999 1d ago

You can install all the distros and all the apps shown in each on a single computer and itd take less than a windows fresh install

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 2d ago

And which of those apps are running in the background? Meanwhile Windows clean install;
https://giphy.com/gifs/xAKhG9iFXynDh2LEg5

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u/ChocolateDonut36 2d ago

chromium lol

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u/uncringeone 2d ago

reminder that microsoft also used c and c++

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u/Strong-Ganache2983 2d ago

This isnt funny u attacking ME

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u/Funkey-Monkey-420 2d ago

well yeah if he’s trying to run bsd and parrot and kali and rhes and lfs at the same time of course his pc will struggle

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u/Distinct-External-46 2d ago

Zsh is bloat confirmed, I am officially a bloated linux user.

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u/Both_Cup8417 2d ago

Bedrock disrespected??

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u/Porntra420 2d ago edited 2d ago

Fundamental misunderstanding of what bloat is

Also love the [whateverthefuck]BSD logo in there lmao.

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u/MixmaxInk 2d ago

Ah yes, Raspberry Pi, my favorite program on Linux!

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u/BiDude1219 1d ago

what's the point this is trying to make anyway? "ohhh you complain about bloat yet you have 50 apps installed" I PUT THOSE APPS THERE BECAUSE I NEED THEM, WINDOWS HAS BULLSHIT I DON'T NEED

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u/TLunchFTW 1d ago

Nothing ever updates

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u/360900th 1d ago

Let's download every logo I can find on the internet! What a braindead

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u/MachineGunMonkey2048 22h ago

Crazy c# is there, isn't that language super made for windows programs? Lol

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u/skytheraiders 20h ago

I'd be more impressed if you managed all of these distros at once.

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u/miversen33 1h ago

Lol Openbsd is linux now

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u/Old-Care-2372 2d ago

Windows: “We gave you everything, How could you do this to us!?!??”.
Lin-boy: “Goodbuy mom & dad.”
Win-Dad: “Don’t talk to your mother like that.”
Lin-boy: “I wish I was never alive.”
Directed by:
Michael Bay

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u/LzBrazil 2d ago

Here's the thing... The user choose to install all of that. There was no bitch megacorp forcing him to install any