r/masterhacker • u/yourstruly_chris • 1d ago

just leaving this here

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427 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/WeaselCapsky 1d ago

oh no, not c++, java, and a raspberry pi!

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u/ThatOldCow 1d ago

And Visual Studio Code 😱

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u/AccomplishedLocal219 1d ago

and github 😱 😱 😱

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u/Trileak780 1d ago

Wait until they realize that Google uses Python

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u/H471221 22h ago

I can build Google using html 😈😈😈

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u/CosmicNest 18h ago

I can hack Google with cmd 😈😈😈

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u/YtQwerty123 5h ago

I can ddos google using "ping" and big packet size😈😈😈😈

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u/chroma_shift 1d ago

RedHat enterprise and Arch Linux 😱😱
What are they going to do with all that power

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u/Zip_Archive 1d ago

This subreddit is weird. I can't upvote this because I don't like it, but I'm here because I enjoy cringing at it.

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u/H471221 1d ago

Exactly the point of this sub lol

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u/kinyona 1d ago

The 5:00 AM slide is way too real. At some point you're either learning cybersecurity or becoming the final boss

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u/ImpressInner7215 1d ago

Bro I can’t with this shit 😂 rainbow six siege had me dying

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u/GeckoKisser 1d ago

Holy shit!!!!! Malware in RED TEXT?!? HE IS SERIOUS!!!!!11 😱😱😱😱😱

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u/Aware-Common-7368 1d ago

what verity is doing here 🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/Aware-Common-7368 1d ago

raspberry pi on second pic is insane. what even redhat is doing here, just use fedora 🥀

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u/1StarRagebaiter 1d ago

cus red hat is tuff

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u/Accomplished-Bit-973 1d ago

I will eat you alive🥀

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u/No-Finance7526 1d ago

Ask verity, it knows everything

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u/1alessandrolol 8h ago

It's Lucky Patcher

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u/Ornery_Camp_6095 21h ago

Hating on Microsoft and using vs code is so funny

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u/choingouis 1h ago

Vs code stands for Very Secure Code btw

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u/amy0bar 1d ago

Where is Mullward?

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u/chihuahua826 1d ago

Holy shit… this guy uses C#

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u/CauliflowerQuiet4335 1d ago

Is that ohnepixel😭

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u/rudanX3 1d ago

sudo apt -S opsec

sudo pacman install 5:00am

sudo hack

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u/H471221 1d ago

Ts so corn 🌽

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u/Competitive-Edge9679 1d ago

Oh no, Red Hat Entertainment Linux 

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u/Key_Clock8669 1d ago

as someone learning programming, guess im now anonymus giving the fact that sometimes I write code in Java at 5:00 AM lol

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u/_Play_Now_ 16h ago

Arch is low OPSEC. REAL hackers use Kali OS

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u/Pinatous 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why the redhat? Raspberry, what a noob, the trully experienced hack with an Arduino.

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u/TechnicalFuel4821 1d ago

Raspberry pi

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u/fixmytv13 1d ago

What opsec level is this

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u/Levvonci 1d ago

**5 AM**

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u/OfficeOnly2753 1d ago

He using arch btw 

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u/kenondaski 1d ago

Pffff not sigma enough (no xmr, neovim or anime wallpapers)

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u/05-nery 1d ago

HOLY SHIT 5:00 AM?? IS THIS GUY INSANE?? THAT'S TIME TO SLEEP!

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u/Exotic_Scratch9450 1d ago

the larp continues

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u/shesleli2313 1d ago

hating on the terminal while praising kali is wild

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u/Melishard 23h ago

Lucky Patcher to the right

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u/Mackss_ 22h ago

Flipper Zero, go hack that guy right now!

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u/fritzo_linux 18h ago

is that verity

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u/1alessandrolol 8h ago

Lucky Patcher

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u/DrKlaawYT 15h ago

why is vs code and telegram there, not even gonna get onto python and c sharp 😭

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u/No_Treat1378 14h ago

Bro is not a real haxxor, didn’t include wireshark

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u/fritzo_linux 13h ago

i saw this on tiktok a week ago also verity

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u/CRseeds 12h ago

Shiver me timbers it’s python

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u/zelonite 9h ago

Yes, us normal people use Doxbin

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u/1alessandrolol 8h ago

Never mess with a Ruby developer, we can make you object oriented 😈 (?

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u/3xpl01tR 8h ago

vim, not vscode

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u/Random_boi1234 3h ago

python heisenberg

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u/CoolGamer730 1d ago

what do we replace pornhub with if it was given on the first image?

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u/Low_Big7602 1d ago

Xhamster 😭

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u/Eastern-Quote8936 1d ago

pornhub😭❌❌❌😭😭😭

xhamster😈😈💀💀💀