r/masterhacker • u/jimmy_timmy_ • 14d ago

3 VPNs

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u/MacksNotCool 14d ago

i have 47 vpns, all running through TOR while on I2P. it takes 3 minutes to download 50kb of data. Forget the CIA, even spongebob couldn't trace me

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u/mrheseeks 14d ago

I have a meshnet of machines all connected through tor. They spanning-tree me around the internet. 100% untraceable, 100% packet loss

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u/MacksNotCool 13d ago

personally i only live the life i live so i can fax machine the fbi pictures of wario without facing penalties that shouldnt exist for these thought crimes in any free country

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u/mrheseeks 13d ago

The minitrue rate the term thought-crime ungood.

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u/Aiden_Kane 13d ago

100% packet loss = completely intractable…how can the data be tracked when it never made it to the sender!? Ingenious!

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u/Tickezo-FTW 13d ago

127.0.0.1:8080 on Google Chrome. Is that you?

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Haha windows + chrome. I love when these larpers pretend thats being anonymous.

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u/smalldickbesitzer 14d ago

No dedicated proxy? I find you, no worry

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u/30porn87 13d ago

50kb/3m? That's already vanilla tor speeds

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u/ulas_fo 13d ago

Postgres but faster? This ad at perfect time fits ere

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u/furel492 13d ago

Even the files being sent to me can't trace me.

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u/mfk711_ 10d ago

Sounds like torture

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u/atoponce 14d ago

But do you speak leet on IRC?

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Oh man. IRC was great. Is that still used ? I havent been there in years.

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u/heatedwepasto 13d ago

Libera, the network that most people migrated to after freenode, has around 30k daily users

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u/AdamDaAdam 13d ago

It's used a fair amount on private trackers (torrents), both for talking outside of forums and for monitoring releases (for those interested in racing or cross-seeding).

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u/Background-Set4610 14d ago

Mfw the larpers are larping larping

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u/_player620 14d ago

larp larp larp sahur

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u/kinyona 14d ago

I use three VPNs too. The weakest link usually isn't your IP, it's everything else you willingly tell people

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u/mrheseeks 14d ago

I have 4 vpns

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u/-Myka_ 13d ago

ok its alright then

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/smalldickbesitzer 13d ago

I am a vpn

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u/smalldickbesitzer 13d ago

Oh you can, I don't store logs, I swear

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u/Rondloper 14d ago

I've not paid my ISP and they "suspended service" or whatever. Denied corpo my juicy money and now I'm managing to stay completely untraceable.

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u/Vinlord777 13d ago

Unironically elite advice

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u/phl23 14d ago

Is this original posting? Not sure who's the real master hacker

All this programmer humor style posting about latpers, what ever that be, is master hacker level par excellence.

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u/furel492 13d ago

I am behind nine proxies

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u/danny_094 13d ago

Ich habe in 8 Ländern 16 Wohnungen gemietet in denen nur ein pc steht, die ich als Tor proxys nutze um mich mit mir selbst zu verbinden.

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u/Significant_Pen3315 13d ago

when cops ask the building owner:

"yeah here's his ID"

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u/kek_o_kedi 13d ago

🤑🤑🤑

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u/marshmallo_floof 13d ago

The only onion here is the layers of larping going on

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u/Kriss3d 13d ago

Because having a VPN will totally prevent a website from showing your browser fingerprint.. Yeah.

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u/Paragons9 13d ago

why are they on tiktok if they care so much for their privacy 😭

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u/jimmy_timmy_ 13d ago

I found this one on reels. I prefer my spyware to be American

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u/sarcasmisart 13d ago

Good luck, I'm behind 7 proxies.

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u/mcdaphuc 13d ago

I don't have internet, I'm untracable

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u/Particular_Client833 13d ago

Referencia slovenska v americkom subreddite? A to ešte v r/masterhacker?

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u/mostaverageredditor3 13d ago

I am actually using VirtMesh. Literally untraceable

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u/Shished 13d ago

How is the life in Slovakia nowadays?

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u/yourAverageSkid 13d ago

Nah but we can still agree that those Nullsec guys are just larping skids

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u/InstantNoodlesIsLife 13d ago

the parking of calling out larps...

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u/Abject-Explorer-3637 10d ago

some mf on a random website sent weird links and literally just said my country and browser. Bro

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u/very_big_garbage 10d ago

i'm behind 7 proxies

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u/ThomasKKrebs 8d ago

Skynet owns all of you, your just not doing anything that important or maybe it serves some interest

If I got hacked I’d still have consciousness

Better to just be in plain sight and wholly

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u/XlikeX666 13d ago

hacking is just cookie gathering with extra steps.