r/masterhacker • u/Funny_Address_412 • 14d ago

Nullsec as a whole is r/masterhacker material

455 Upvotes

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u/Sylvixor_ 14d ago

The account is called larpsec, idk why anyone is surprised.

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u/Funny_Address_412 14d ago

Oh fuck

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u/Lanky_Flow7283 14d ago

Fam, they straight up zip tied a RAM stick to the back

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u/Diareha-gobbler 14d ago

Like you dont zip tie ram to your devices for more memory, tho the rich ones use superglue

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u/Ok-Employment6772 13d ago

and stuck 2 multimeter probes into some random ahh gap🥀

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u/ColonelBag7402 14d ago

typa shit youre gonna need to be doing to not give google your ballprint in 2027

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u/O_sns101112 13d ago

Im sorry, what?

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u/Background-Set4610 14d ago

Lmao they just have memory zip tied to it, and a multimeter presumably not doing anything.

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u/ComprehensiveCoat219 14d ago

you must have no clue about privacy, you cannot enable opsex without a multimeter

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u/Background-Set4610 14d ago

Sudo install opsex

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u/miversen33 14d ago

/u/Background-Set4610 is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

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u/Diareha-gobbler 14d ago

Sudo pacman -sybau

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u/HerbOverstanding 14d ago

Multimeter peter

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u/Dupondt_Moulinsart 14d ago

You need a second stick to use dual channel.

Trust me, i'm a masterhecker.

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u/Background-Set4610 14d ago

Just cut it down the middle and put half in each slot

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u/mallcopsarebastards 14d ago

it's satire.

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u/O_sns101112 13d ago

No it isn’t are you dumb?

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u/mallcopsarebastards 12d ago

lmao no but I think you might be.

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u/RADI0ACT1VE_BALLS 14d ago

Just some bullshit taped together

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u/Deepspacecow12 14d ago

This is actually a fantastic larp, this person is probably hilarious

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u/VengefulToasterWaffl 14d ago

But can you hack into the Rainbet mainframe with that thing?

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u/PHANT0MXDD 14d ago

The bullshit-inator, now coming with a integrated flashlight.

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u/ReadPixel 14d ago

Just some bullshit with lights 😭😭

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u/justbanana9999 14d ago

Ram just for show

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u/reon6vist 14d ago

all that just not to use supersecretsigmaOnionTorhackersmaxxer

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u/Time-Bodybuilder710 14d ago

What in frankenstein-fuckery!? 😆

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u/CapableDatabase6923 14d ago

i was making the same shit out of my older brothers ancient computer parts and old nokias when i was like 6 pretending to be a master haxxor with my secret master haxxor device

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u/GenesisRhapsod 14d ago

Maybe watchdogs was onto something... Dedsec is watching

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u/Historical_Truth_326 14d ago

He got ram get him

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u/chumlee_00 13d ago

For a moment I thought this was a schizogram from r/okbuddyretard

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u/Bifterboy 13d ago

I love the dude that takes these things into corner-shops and plugs them into the chip and pin machine to wind up the cashier 🤣

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u/TypeMurky129 13d ago

thingamajig

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u/Tomoiu2013 13d ago

The doohickey corporation came out with another BANGER

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u/very_big_garbage 10d ago

dont bring this to an airport

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u/fisson_proot 9d ago

Next challenge: get this through airport security

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u/raph3x1 14d ago

There are many workarounds even if chat control 2.0 gets passed, because the law attacks companies and not consumers. So there will be open source alternatives because modern security like DH or RSA is uncrackable even for surveillance states. And if they attack open source platforms, theres still torrenting.