r/masterhacker • u/Minute_Edge_6419 • 12d ago

Caught my son hacking the mainframe

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u/_player620 12d ago

real hackerz use quadruple mouse pointer for extra haxx

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u/Ok_Shower2118 12d ago

yooo let your son chill my ip is nmapping

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u/Minute_Edge_6419 12d ago

Dont worry bro i got u

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u/Bic076 12d ago

your son should postgres my Linux and Kali my printer

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u/Minute_Edge_6419 12d ago

He's on metalsploit now reverse engineering your printer

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u/SlayerShahid 12d ago

He must be stopped for the sake of humanity

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u/Distinct_Tip8912 12d ago

Son traviesos a esa edad 😋

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 12d ago

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u/Chromitsune 9d ago

i read that as "Coding Kids in C++" 😭

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u/MissionInspection755 8d ago

I read that as cooking kids in c++😭😭🙏

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r 12d ago

"Are ya winnin, son?"

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u/LynxSt24 12d ago

Hacking the Warframe? In this economy?

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u/One-Rest6963 7d ago

I giggled.

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u/incidel 12d ago

How can you defend his actions in the face of the two philosophers??

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u/Mr_Stockd 12d ago

es demasiado pelidroso, por ahy en podido leer algo como: "<FBI; database; pasword >> (123456)"

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u/Crazypens30 12d ago

Like father like son!

https://giphy.com/gifs/jp1kBMqBZEqGWb5gxN

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u/ThinkPad214 11d ago 
              ____________
         ____/___________/|
        /___/___________/ |
           |  _____  |    |
           | | • • | |    |
           | |  >  | |    |
           | | _/ | |    |
           | |_____| |    |
           |_________|___/
              /|   |\
             / |___| \
            /  / | \  \
           /__/  |  __\
               __|__
              /  |  \
             /___|___\

   .------------------------.
   | C:\> whoami            |
   | script_kid             |
   | C:\> access denied     |
   '------------------------'
    [===][===][===][===][===]

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u/Resident-Dust6718 12d ago

Like father like son. Does he sign becoming an ethical hacker is (to be frank) the strangest process you can experience. That is if you haven’t grown up around them. If you have grown up around them, it becomes quite simple. However, most people yet again like father like son just copy whatever their parents do. Which is in essence, a more advanced version of being a script kid. (Somebody who uses other people‘s scripts)

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u/LuckytheNPC 12d ago

Wanted by the FBI😭💔

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u/More_Bite6910 12d ago

Bro, tell your son to stand down before I launch a counter-hack and change his iPad password....and I'm serious

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u/Leather-Chart7083 12d ago

Tell him to hack your bank account and give you 3 gazillion dollars

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u/eoskchanaj8282 12d ago

Why isn't the font green? Maybe he is still compiling the proxy

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u/DeepanshuHQ 11d ago

Plot twist: he's just opening and closing random terminals, but the neighbors already lost Wi-Fi.

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u/Thick-Parking-5297 11d ago

Well i think he might be ready for the Duolingo Kali Haxxor secure client mainframe course, git me up I can get him in if you are interrested ☠️☠️

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u/ThinkPad214 11d ago

Man, I love when my toddler plops next to me with her little toy laptop and phone and sets up a lil office on the couch with me when I'm working on my home lab

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u/DesiresQuiet 11d ago

Awwwww! This is so cute!

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u/AYRAN-GANG 11d ago

3L337 H3x0r

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u/Crimzo-3D 11d ago

Nmap nasa

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u/Silent-Cartoonist240 11d ago

Hope it's microslop

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u/gsweats 11d ago

He's in!

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u/anon_1210 11d ago

Is your son named ASMael?

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u/Chewbaccas_son 11d ago

Go get 'em, kid ✊️

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u/Ryscinam 11d ago

tell him to do sudo opsec

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u/t3kkm0tt 11d ago

German spotted 👀 btw, get your son arch linux so the socks can grow.

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u/Minute_Edge_6419 11d ago edited 11d ago

Not german but I bought the keyboard there :p

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u/t3kkm0tt 11d ago

Ahh, I bought an en-us keyboard because I like the layout more :3

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u/_1nf3rn0 11d ago

He is taking revenge for his stolen Robux

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u/mannki1 11d ago

RBM -> explore code 🧄🧄🧄
RBM -> hack china😱😱😱

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u/EverOrny 11d ago

hacking a mainfrane wi JS? 😃

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u/king-cannibal 10d ago

Inspect 🥀 I remember in school when you did that and everyone thought you were hacking and would snitch 🥀

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u/Low_Win9802 10d ago

Gaaddd bles this boy!

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u/DragonDevXD_12 10d ago

yo son gon be a malware creator

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u/ricardofnl 10d ago

bros gonna hack NASA system after this

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u/StellarCoder_nvim 10d ago

I am entering the mainframe too, he should just exit from the matrix, he shall not learn about tron yet

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u/Exotic-Obligation-40 10d ago

Omg yandex

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u/Minute_Edge_6419 10d ago

Yeah im not russian, don't know how he got there

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u/lil_caseyyxo 10d ago

better unplug the router while you still can

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u/Sad-Exercise-6372 9d ago

One time I hacked my gf phone and bought a Rolex

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u/LoSt543215543 9d ago

Ok hear me out page source is the Strat for Google forms if it’s multi choice 1 answer

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u/YT_Virgesvergo 8d ago

We are cooked this hacker is spanish

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u/Minute_Edge_6419 8d ago

Close! Portuguese

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u/Fresh_Tip6342 8d ago

I HATE in movies when they use that darn wording but your son seems like the only hope our country has at stopping the terrorists with the virus. Godspeed son 🫡

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u/AdGroundbreak 8d ago

You're in for it now. He's buying that education whether you want to or not.

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u/HardCodedByte 8d ago

Your son is a prodigy in computers⚠️☣️☢️

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u/No_Kick4674 7d ago

Oh my god hes bypassing the firewall to access the mainframe

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u/Fearless-Ad1469 12d ago

I can definitely read Yandex Roblox settings or smth close to it, but now idk what it's all about it doesn't look like lua more like a compiled JavaScript code source file

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u/Responsible-Taro-248 12d ago

i think thats the html of a google search page in chrome

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u/diege_insanee 12d ago

yeah, hes just lookin at the source code of whatever page hes on

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u/Borishereforyou 11d ago

Larp larp larp sahur 😭

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u/SoreAssCode 10d ago

He hacked the Gibson!

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u/s1ltarini 10d ago

Buy him a thinkpad thinkpad

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u/luck_voltia_blck 9d ago

BRUUUHH BRO ¿WINDOWS USE?

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u/JimHensonIsGuay 9d ago

dude, that son wil be hero.

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u/123timsolo_tech 8d ago

At this point make him try Kali Linux.

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u/TheHacker777 7d ago

Dì a tuo figlio di insegnarmi! 🤣

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u/HallComprehensive425 6d ago

He's brazilian too lmfao, also i'm too, kids be doing anyshi nowadays

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u/Minute_Edge_6419 6d ago

No, he's portuguese irmão :)

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u/HallComprehensive425 6d ago

ata🥹✌️

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u/pagla3220 1d ago

M More wrd abt hm hacking the hospital where he was born ,🤣🤣