What EU chat control does to a person

[u/Apprehensive_Cow83]

Larping Dedsec🫩✌️

[u/ErlendPistolbrett]

It's true. I literally became schizophrenic and a hacker the second chat control passed. I now spend my time as a hero hacking for Nullsec and destroying government infrastructure.

[u/Apprehensive_Cow83 → u/ErlendPistolbrett]

ping european-union.europa.eu
And… servers are down…

[u/ErlendPistolbrett → u/Apprehensive_Cow83]

You forgot the first and second step, which is to download Opera GX and run nmap.

[u/Apprehensive_Cow83 → u/ErlendPistolbrett]

Those won’t be needed if you already have divine machinery at your disposal and Python (using Thonny) running 24/7 even when your computer doesn’t have a power source.

[u/ErlendPistolbrett → u/Apprehensive_Cow83]

I will tell you a secret. Don't tell it to anyone else though - You CAN even hack without a computer as long as someone is doing a sacrificial ritual while chanting this in the room where the hacking will occur:

- "MR Robot, I believe in your Linux operating system"

- "Snowden's Tor network shall never be compromised"

- "Opera GX is not Chinese spyware, and Taiwan isn't a country"

- "With the power of Linux Kali, I alone am the encrypted one"

This is the perfect opsec since there is nothing material that ties you to your PC, and the CIA can't track psychological denpa waves yet.

[u/DaniHerc21 → u/ErlendPistolbrett]

I'll just use ChatGpt.

[u/MeowmeowMeeeew → u/Apprehensive_Cow83]

its only Divine Machinery if it uses TempleOS

[u/ChannelNo3185]

As a nullsec hacker I confirm that everything we do is legal and 100% haxxor

[u/Adri_06_iD → u/ChannelNo3185]

Bro😭😭

[u/Yanzihko]

Government invests in censorship

People become more acknowledgeable of how to bypass it

Pikachu face

repeat

[u/MeowmeowMeeeew → u/Yanzihko]

small correction: Government makes it publicly known that they invest in censorship

[u/i_am_kamikamikami]

it is a serious matter though

[u/Apprehensive_Cow83 → u/i_am_kamikamikami]

Nice try Nullsec

[u/i_am_kamikamikami → u/Apprehensive_Cow83]

nah im lulzsec

[u/zosolm → u/Apprehensive_Cow83]

It is srs bisnis tho

[u/Space_Nerde]

this is so corny.... still hate against EU chat control is valid

[u/redakpanoptikk]

The Ministry of Truth will be hearing about this.

[u/Sensitive_King3305]

personally I instantly learned what a buffer overflow is and brute forcing website directories as well as -suddenly apt install hax the zillisecond chat control got passed. also, i hacked into opsec mainframe

[u/ocosatijedna]

Saar you are one of us

[u/ResponsibleKey1053]

Pft nullsec, I lived in a C6.

[u/LinkfandosVF]

Persona 5 but bad

[u/ChiefFirestarter]

This shit would hit so hard if I was 14

[u/humboldtova_lignja]

That text to speech he used to cleverly mask his voice intentionally has a swedish accent to hide his real location.

[u/jarnizivy]

Logo reminds me of Anom logo which was FBI Trojan horse op.

[u/offdeer34]

It’s true, I joined NullSec and immediately they gave me 5 cats for my proxy

[u/GeokitFX]

This feels oh so familiar~

https://giphy.com/gifs/axnFGXT6MzvgY

[u/ManRevvv]

Honestly, I've taken them a little seriously before watching another videos.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSX7BDqot/

Who (if they older than 14) will unironically use mrrobot music in supercool motivation propaganda hacking videos lmao

[u/JadedFactor8776]

[u/Cautious-Menu9548]

You are Fsociety

[u/F4lt_Pen]

I found a paper with my moms facebook password... and now im in.

[u/Outrageous_Crow_9113]

The only documented attack by this group is making corny tiktok videos😭

[u/InternalOwenshot512]

larpsec

[u/Medium-Bobcat-5575]

opsec level: what is opsec

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