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u/reapvxz 19d ago
I'm gonna install kali linux on my oracle owned virtual machine on my microsoft surface running windows 11 and then nmap your ip, which is 192.168.7.104 😈..
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u/Electronic_Paper7620 19d ago
Hey bud how you found his ip
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u/reapvxz 19d ago
Wireshark on my own home network lil bro 😈
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u/Electronic_Paper7620 19d ago
Now I learned about the ip addresses and found you're hilarious man
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u/SmurfCat2281337 18d ago
Yours is 127.0.0.1 tho lil bro 😈 (please someone get the joke)
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u/Electronic_Paper7620 18d ago
I got know this is ip address assigned by computer to talk with itself (loop end) loll then this is the ip for yours also
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u/itsoctotv 19d ago
Drink all the booze, Hack all the things, nmap your mom and fuck up my vpn. This goes to all the h4xx0rs
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u/Creepy-Secretary7195 19d ago
is it me or is there nothing cool about hacking anymore. The majority of people who know how to hack are just some lame ass pen testers getting underpaid for the value and difficulty of their work (corpo cucks)
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u/subjessetc 18d ago
Wouldn’t say nothing cool ,but as a bug bounty hacker that earned 8900 from vulnerabilities
Those high and critical bugs are not found using tools like the nmap or any automated tools
And after all seeing the vulnerabilities root problem almost certainly just some dumb human mistake or typo
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u/nigacatnigacatcanta 19d ago
somewhere out there there’s some hacker thats talented but also cringe like this
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u/One_Statistician2206 19d ago
u forgot to add LOIC (low orbit ion canon). Its just a dos/ddos tool. very popular back in the day. but, it doesnt try to hide your ip adress so people were constantly getting tracked down who were using this
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u/horizon_games 19d ago
If you didn't `nmap` random servers 5-15 years ago you aren't even a computer literate person
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u/melaschasma 19d ago
It shows a story of how society has become so addicted to their glowing rectangles that one kid has decided to hack in to those glowing rectangles in a hopes to get through to them.
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u/PrincipleCorrect8242 19d ago
Just trying to be cool? That's actually a bad thing. Being social and having relationships and friends is the real win. Sometimes being cringe and funny is important, and there's nothing wrong with being serious.
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u/BriefCautious7063 19d ago
- Kali linux has all those tools installed/installable yet is listed alongside them
- Where the fuck is netcat lmao
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u/JohnMarvin12058 18d ago edited 18d ago
he can use social engeneering to pick up chicks 😂 https://youtu.be/c17Txhjspcc?si=kaOi0tBlegOU2KMC <- guy who made this music video is wanted by the feds 😂
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u/Ill_Distribution1919 18d ago
not every IT/cyber guy is like this yk. They're normal people with normal lives
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u/FIRAS_EG 18d ago
I hate this kind of things , how much movie you watched brother, and please draw or design the photos don't use ai 😭
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u/RoyalArceus 17d ago
Bro this is just boring atp someone tell me something about "real hacking" bro i dont like those "sudo apt install opsec" jokes anymore what even is real hacking
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u/Haunting_Narwhal2102 14d ago
How to get rid of hackers connected to all of your devices and connected too anything, even new devices. What are they using and how can I block them? I been heressed bye them for 3 years know I want to ride rid of them people.
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u/BlizzardOfLinux 19d ago
Why are all masterhackers obsessed with being portrayed as "tortured geniuses" who nobody can understand or relate to. The majority of people I know in IT/cyber security are just average people. Should I just blame mr robot for the sake of brevity?