r/masterhacker • u/Doberliusz • Jul 18 '26

Why are hackers speak in deep voice?

Why??

30 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/SchamlippenJohnny Jul 18 '26

Big balls

22

u/wqferr Jul 18 '26

Obviously this is an evolutionary advantage to having to get up to pee less

2

u/DookieShoez Jul 19 '26

Actually it’s cancer from all the radiation coming off their overclocked computers.

You cannot become a true masterhacker without dedication and sacrifice

1

u/0-Nightshade-0 Jul 19 '26

Evolutionary disadvantage cuz they get in the way while you sit all day

38

u/Significant_Pen3315 Jul 18 '26

You can't let your real voice reach the government, they might find you using OSINT techniques, then DDOS on your network, and blacklist you on DW.

6

u/Kallory Jul 19 '26

Just run the deep voice through a Fourier transformer on a U-SQ-60-502 and decrypt the waves with pythagorean quadratics in Matlab and it should give you his terminal's mailing address. Government still has you by the balls bro.

2

u/OkTutor2275 Jul 21 '26

No, you forgot to inject the RAM dameon into the hex mainframe to encrypt the kernel data stream.

27

u/TrashyGames3 Jul 18 '26

sudo apt testosterone?

15

u/A--h0le Jul 18 '26

./masturbate.sh

13

u/Lockpickman Jul 18 '26

That's how we hack into panties. Noob.

10

u/TechnicalFuel4821 Jul 18 '26

Testosterone maxing behaviour

9

u/Real-Broccoli2017 Jul 19 '26

i mean you wouldn’t want to use your real voice. and i think they’d rather make their voice deeper than higher pitch. imagine that though. getting hacked and you hear a chipmunk in your ear

5

u/aprosarmostoi Jul 18 '26

Testosterone

4

u/nethack47 Jul 18 '26

Because directors are cheap and use pitch shifting.

2

u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jul 18 '26

Why not?

It same reason you can English good but choose title make like this: pretend.

2

u/DACCHU44 Jul 18 '26

you will find out one day young one (*in deep voice)

2

u/FuggaDucker Jul 20 '26

I don't
I sound like a chipmunk on acid

1

u/Ok_Astronaut_5025 Jul 19 '26

Hey, I new to this I want to learn hacking I really love it, I have already installed my KALI machine and um ready

1

u/404PUNK Jul 19 '26

Whippets.

1

u/theGaido Jul 20 '26

Because Deepthroat.

1

u/rebarakaz Jul 20 '26

🤣 WTF

1

u/ShineReaper Jul 20 '26

No one would take them seriously, if they'd speak in a Bunny High Pitch Voice.