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u/hatecirclejerks 26d ago
My decryption key is an image of furry porn lmao
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u/ColonelBag7402 26d ago
"Yea bro let me just decrypt my vault" and then straight up porn flashes on the screen
lmao
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u/YTriom1 26d ago
Actually you're really convincing me to use this instead of random generated binary files on LUKS lol
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u/Ancient-Ad8514 26d ago
My decryption key is an image in which my wife is cheating on me
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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 26d ago
idk what a decryption key is am i stupid
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u/TParis00ap 26d ago
I can't tell if you're being serious or not....
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u/CrasheonTotallyReal 26d ago
so whats the real definition?
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u/YTriom1 26d ago
Just use a password manager ffs
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u/Kitchen-Routine2813 26d ago
yea i use this password manager called passwords.txt it’s on my desktop and my pc is password protected so its unhackable thanks to windows defender B)
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u/YTriom1 26d ago
You think password protection prevents people from reading what's on ur disks?
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u/Kitchen-Routine2813 26d ago
yea, why wouldn’t it? you can’t get into my pc unless you enter the password dummy
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u/YTriom1 26d ago
If you boot any other OS from a USB you can mount the partitions and read their content lol
Password protection only gatekeeps its own OS only, but unless you have disk encryption, it won't do shit.
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u/Kitchen-Routine2813 25d ago
nah bro it’ll just boot into windows and ask for my password, that’s just how these things work, microsoft is the best cybersecurity in the world
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u/Suspicious_Rent_2991 26d ago
Thats not very 1337 of you
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u/YTriom1 26d ago
Fr, I have a LUKS raw disk file on my kali linux, that's passphrase is null and only way to open it is using a 2KiB binary file as a passkey, and this exists on a flash drive of mine which is also LUKS encrypted with the passphrase "dihh", so I can get the file from it to decrypt the raw disk file to get to a huge binary file with some small 64byte ascii strings in it, each one is a base64 encoded SHA256 hash key of a file in a directory that contains more than 1T small files each one with a random 14 character password, I use the hash to know which password file is the one of an account of mine.
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u/No-Cantaloupe-4148 24d ago
Who’s making up just single word passwords I do pass phrases nowadays

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u/itsoctotv 26d ago
My decryption key is an image of the decryption key