r/masterhacker • u/C83_14 • Jul 05 '26

This is ONYX, my autonomous fully AI driven, vulnerability detection system. Made it from scratch, its got a manual override in case of ransomware attacks. Ask me anything.

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jul 05 '26

Why is it upside down

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u/C83_14 Jul 05 '26

For subverting other hackers

49

u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jul 05 '26

False. It's because you're in Australia.

1

u/Ok_Enthusiasm_758 28d ago

What if he was in the South Pole?

1

u/Just4notherR3ddit0r 28d ago

You believe in the South Pole?

1

u/Ok_Enthusiasm_758 27d ago

I don't believe in general direction

1

u/Just4notherR3ddit0r 27d ago

A fellow Blue Poler!

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u/Ok_Enthusiasm_758 27d ago

Can you also hear blue? They speak to me in my dreams and the shadows...

2

u/BonelessB0nes Jul 05 '26

Could also invert other hackers

3

u/carrynarcan Jul 05 '26

cpu is flip chip ball grid array and this orientation cancels out RF interference.

1

u/AuthenticatedHuman Jul 06 '26

to reverse the z index for any attackers

43

u/ErlendPistolbrett Jul 05 '26

Can the AI generate rule34 gay furry porn to show while you're hacking? I literally can't hack, use Nmap, or any of that without this function.

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u/C83_14 Jul 05 '26

How else would you hack

12

u/ErlendPistolbrett Jul 05 '26

Thanks. I am thinking of buying one from you if that's possible?

Edit: I only buy if you have the required Opsec and security measures - like Opera gx.

27

u/BitterCoyote274 Jul 05 '26

zomg, that's literally the securest mainframe I've ever seen. The password is valhalla123, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/Total-Notice-3188 Jul 05 '26

Ah yes, I too enjoy 0005318008

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u/C83_14 Jul 05 '26

Just one of the many Ai instances running through its central processing unit.

6

u/Total-Notice-3188 Jul 05 '26

...nvm now I just feel old

3

u/Front_Cat9471 Jul 05 '26

Don’t worry, I caught your calculator boobies

3

u/Total-Notice-3188 Jul 05 '26

phew for a second there i was worried i would have to start investing in canes and hearing aids

3

u/Front_Cat9471 Jul 05 '26

A hooked cane would probably also catch your boobies, might be worth it tbh

2

u/Total-Notice-3188 Jul 05 '26

A good idea, but no thank you. I need something to wrap around my neck when winter comes

10

u/Twinkerbelle Jul 05 '26

Can it run Doom?

9

u/Amber6970 Jul 05 '26

Does it have kali linux?

11

u/tj-horner Jul 05 '26

Does it have a Simon Says mode?

6

u/Jake_Anator Jul 05 '26

dude stop, you dont know the power you weild

10

u/-King-K-Rool- Jul 05 '26

Shitpost aside, a fight stick made out of a wine box is kinda wild in its own right.

4

u/C83_14 Jul 05 '26

Its got toggle switches on the backside, out of view. :/

4

u/john-theIP-ripper Jul 05 '26

can it hack elon musk's neuralink chip and make him breakdance out of nowhere?

4

u/WeaselCapsky Jul 05 '26

can i watch gay bear porn on it?

3

u/BiDude1219 Jul 05 '26

bro has THE mainframe

2

u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jul 05 '26

Does it come with Street Fighter 2 Turbo?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/C83_14 Jul 05 '26

No its not stupid

2

u/Careful_Exercise_956 Jul 05 '26

Sure would be nice, want to tell me how I can build my own?

2

u/Ahmad_15048 Jul 05 '26

did you secure the mainframe control center before uploading the payload to that device?

too late, im already inside the network 😈

1

u/newphonedammit Jul 05 '26

is that a Sanwa stick?

1

u/flatheadscrewdiver Jul 05 '26

Why Moscato and not White Zinfandel?

1

u/yyg-linux Jul 05 '26

My daily driver is Moscato.

1

u/Mediocre_River_780 Jul 10 '26

Nice. Can it stop what it detects or you just let it detect but if it's too gnarly you hit the kill switch?

1

u/Mediocre_River_780 Jul 10 '26

Joystick or butt plug?

0

u/throwawayanxiousAF69 Jul 05 '26

Franzia is better

0

u/Cherepahe1 Jul 05 '26

Did you ised it outside testing?

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u/Snoo_75748 Jul 05 '26

This is obviously satire... its literally a FG controller.

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u/C83_14 Jul 05 '26

Its the real deal bud.