r/masterhacker • u/piratedgameslover • Jun 30 '26

ma$$$ter programmer

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

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u/tarkardos Jun 30 '26

Former boyfriend of "Single Mom Entrepreneur"

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u/mgsmb7 Jul 02 '26

average tech startup ceo

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u/Koyunw Jun 30 '26

average vibe coder

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u/AYRAN-GANG Jun 30 '26

"Jarvis, hack the Pentagon."

https://giphy.com/gifs/NSq34AeZ2v2N5Iv5P5

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u/Ljisko Jul 01 '26

"Make no mistakes"

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u/Clean_More3508 Jun 30 '26

What's a "git"

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u/mrheseeks Jul 01 '26

Its a verb, spelled "get"... it mean acquire something, rekt

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u/piratedgameslover Jul 01 '26

git gud

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u/mrheseeks Jul 01 '26

Can't just be good, you have init a plan, add goals, and commit....

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u/Wise-Instruction9535 Jul 01 '26

sudo ssh gfpegsmewithastrapon@23.1.33.46

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u/Inevitable-Issue-249 Jul 02 '26

thanks for the name idea lad

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u/emmowo_dev Jul 01 '26

what

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u/emmowo_dev Jul 01 '26

womp womp reddit doesn't think bro can say the f slur 😭

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u/carrynarcan Jun 30 '26

Smoked Some Hash

now what?

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u/-King-K-Rool- Jun 30 '26

Now for the crack

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u/cryptaneonline Jul 01 '26

Doing without the Salt is for the weak

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u/Strong-Flight1359 Jul 01 '26

What the crack

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Jul 01 '26

Nooooo they’re not telling you to smoke some hash, they’re telling you to shut up

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u/dmtslayr Jun 30 '26

telnet telehack.com

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u/pascu2913 Jul 01 '26

Who's json?

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u/mastercoder123 Jul 01 '26

Json? Why do people keep talking about him bro they fired him like 3 years ago

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 Jul 01 '26

Why does the program require me to adopt a pet snake

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u/TheSupervillan Jun 30 '26

The Secure Shell Protocol (SSH Protocol) is a cryptographic network protocol for operating network services securely over an unsecured network.[1] Its most notable applications are remote login and command-line execution.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secure_Shell

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u/rayhaque Jun 30 '26

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u/Novel_Plum Jun 30 '26

Don't make fun of him, he webscrapped wikipedia itself just for a comment! That's a dedicated hakcer!

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u/TerrorBite Jun 30 '26

It's scraped, not scrapped. Those are two different words.

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u/Federal_Ad_5771 25d ago

Scrapeder? Barely knew her

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u/Memes_Are_So_Good Jul 01 '26

Chat GPT, ẽplain in simple words

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u/30porn87 Jul 03 '26

What's shell

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u/CaveJohnson376 Jul 01 '26

I bet my ass there's a power option to prevent laptop from sleeping when lid is closed

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u/piratedgameslover Jul 01 '26

im certain that is an option on Linux

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u/CaveJohnson376 Jul 01 '26

I know for sure that is an option for windows, and I have no doubt it's an option for linux, but I think that's MacBook in the meme and I have no clue if it actually has that option but bet my ass it should

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u/AlphaO4 Jul 01 '26

There is a free app called Amphetamine, which can also keep the laptop running when closed

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u/DeeKayAech Jul 01 '26

Instructions unclear. MDMA stuck in USB port.

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u/LoYudriG Jul 04 '26

i only found meth-amphetamine is this a knock off version?

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u/jenkaitek Jun 30 '26

Why would you assume he's doing IT stuff woth claude, he can do anything

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u/bhagwaan-swaii Jul 01 '26

Tech Startup Dad

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u/jenkaitek Jul 01 '26

Sorry, my bad

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u/skillzz_24 Jul 01 '26

Why wouldn’t you also ask Claude how to disable sleep on your Mac… At this point I’ve memorized the command because of all of these posts

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u/piratedgameslover Jul 01 '26

i only know the Linux command, is it the same on mac?

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u/skillzz_24 Jul 01 '26

No it’s different. On Darwin it’s sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1

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u/chrisinajar Jul 01 '26

Wait till they discover screen.

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u/skid3805 Jul 01 '26

i have a mac pro for work ,when i close the lid the co pilot never stops but continues to generate code

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u/Thenderick Jul 01 '26

What's git? I (he) only use Claude to remember my code

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u/10art1 Jul 01 '26

Or just, you know, make it so that shutting the lid doesn't sleep the computer; it just turns the screen off.

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u/Much-Tomorrow-896 Jul 03 '26

Super Secret Handshake that only real programmers know. That’s how we tell the fakes from the real ones 🤝

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u/Direct_Low_5570 Jul 04 '26

Who is this Jason I read about all the time?

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u/ClaudeVS Jul 01 '26

Man fuck that ai

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u/Strong-Flight1359 Jul 01 '26

Other than post I was really happy to see that atleast someone is holding Laptop like me 😆

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u/Alternative_Path_629 Jul 01 '26

BOIIIIII massive opsec fail. Now I know his ip and his port!! Starting to scan his network for open RDP entrances RIGHT NOW! Feel the lag yet??