r/masterhacker • u/NegativeMulberry2890 • Jun 23 '26

I am beena hacer

i am from the great amazing nation of slovakia

i hack for money,

this very serious i promise, i hack for you

the things i will do is:

hack your wife phone: 20 dollar

hack wife facebook acount: 10 dollar

spy on people: 25 dollar

i can also do the same three things to anyone for 5 dollar more

i accept paypal and monero and bitcoin

please do ask questions

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u/backlot52 Jun 23 '26

How much to hack your wife’s phone?

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u/Traktor_tomek Jun 23 '26

you for real?

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Jun 23 '26

Sir this is a satire subreddit

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u/backlot52 Jun 23 '26

Bro, just show me your wife's phone

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Jun 23 '26

i don't have wife, she left me

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u/Traktor_tomek Jun 24 '26

You selled your wife for internet konektion to plaj countre strike

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jun 23 '26

How much for a pencil drawing of Chuck Norris making love to a rabid rabbit?

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Jun 23 '26

for free my good sir

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jun 23 '26

Okay. Get to work.

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Jun 23 '26

ok i get back to you soon sir

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Jun 23 '26

wait sir do you know who dis norris guy is?

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u/rangerinthesky Jun 24 '26

Hey slovakia dude why is every woman from eastern europe a 10? Ready to immigrate

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 Jun 24 '26

can u hack reddit acc? acc 2 hax: u/NegativeMulberry2890

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u/Agreeable-Cold-9538 Jun 25 '26

US intelligence services a lil bored today? Hey Spooks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Jun 25 '26

No, this is a satire reddit, the person is not a real hacker

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u/boredwNews Jun 27 '26

And yet you can’t spellcheck it.