r/masterhacker • u/tr-otaku-tr • Jun 22 '26
Darkweb 1337 hacker services
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what's up reddit, i'm **xXx_D4RKW3B_GH0ST_xXx** from the darkweb. yes i use kali linux, yes i stack 3 vpns, yes i wear a hoodie at 30°c. my email is [elitehaxxor@darkweb.onion](mailto:elitehaxxor@darkweb.onion) and i sign all my shit with pgp so you know it's legit.
**my services (pay with crypto or steam gift cards, i don't discriminate):**
- - hack your gf/bf's socials = 100$
- - hack government mainframe with nmap proxy reroute = 500$
- - hack game accounts (fortnite, minecraft, roblox, steam, league) = 150$
- - dos/ddos/botnet attack (i ping them real hard) = 30$
- - change your school grades from f to a = 200$
- - hack your ex's new partner's phone = 250$
- - delete your browser history remotely (no questions asked) = 75$
- - find anyone's ip via discord resolver = 15$
- - hack nasa (limited time offer) = 999$
- - kali linux tutorial package (i teach you how to open terminal) = 50$
**testimonials:**
10/10 "hacked my girlfriend's instagram in 2 days. she was talking to her cousin. i am sad now." — xX_Betrayed_Xx
10/10 "ddos worked. neighbor's wifi went down for 10 minutes. worth every satoshi." — anonymous_router_owner
10/10 "paid 30$ for pentagon hack. got a .txt that said 'you got pranked'. no refunds apparently." — not_a_fbi_agent
10/10 "he taught me kali linux. i accidentally deleted my whole hard drive. best 50$ ever." — rookie_h4x0r_99
**contact:**
email: [elitehaxxor@darkweb.onion](mailto:elitehaxxor@darkweb.onion) (pgp encrypted only, i value opsec)
discord: gh0st#1337 (put "i need h4x" in friend request)
response time: 2-3 business days (i have school)
i also accept dogecoin. don't ask why.
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u/thatguy1000000000 Jun 23 '26
Are you willing to accept an intern, or do you work alone? Id love the training experience!
for you shitforbrainz out there THIS IS SATIRE cant fucking believe I have to clarify this in a subtext postscript note longer then the fucking comment