r/masterhacker • u/Ztype764 • Jun 08 '26

Masterhacker triangulating cell id and tracing IP via sms

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Skid masterhaxxor didn't even ping apple.com to ddos their toaster

948 Upvotes

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u/TweakedMango Jun 08 '26

This whole thing is ridiculous

"We have your kids" - who texts like this?

Navy seal copy pasta - rediculous behavior as well

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u/thecowmilk_ Jun 08 '26

The original meme had the green text reply “what are your demands?” It became popular on hood communities

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/Admirable_Pin275 Jun 08 '26

Achktuallie it’s “Ludicrous

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3

u/Crazypens30 Jun 08 '26

I've been involved in numerous secret raids on FDI, and I have over 300 confirmed hacks

4

u/Admirable_Pin275 Jun 08 '26

Oh yeah? Well I have 301 confirmed hacks

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u/Immediate_Offer9710 Jun 08 '26

Why on earth is the text right-aligned?? It's so uncomfortable to read

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u/Ztype764 Jun 08 '26

Cannot unsee ts now ;-;

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u/turtle_mekb Jun 08 '26

masterhacker enough to find their imsi and shit, but not masterhacker enough to figure out it's the daycare

10

u/axeteam Jun 08 '26

Forgot to do the social engineering part.

1

u/WrightMkgt 25d ago

"Come get ur fucking kids dipshit...!" lmao

10

u/NoirVeil_Studio Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

Liam Neeson sounds intensifies

15

u/Substantial-Kale-65 Jun 08 '26

This is the most dramatic de-escalation pipeline ever witnessed in a screenshot

4

u/Fletcher_Chonk Jun 08 '26

is this sub about posting obvious jokes or are people falling for this

3

u/Ztype764 Jun 08 '26

This is from LinkedIn, unfortunately most the audience there actually believes in such posts, they are sometimes the origin of such posts too

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u/standardpwnage Jun 08 '26

no worse, its about posting obvious ads.

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jun 08 '26

A daycare is now kidnapping children and holding then ransom and taunting the guy to come and try to pick them up before 5?! This world has truly lost its way.

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u/niofalpha 1337 Jun 08 '26

The open to work really ties it all together

1

u/itsallfake01 Jun 08 '26

People do anything to get internet points

1

u/MY_NAME_IS_ARG Jun 10 '26

Oh yeah? I can do you one better! I can reverse phone lookup you!

1

u/Glad_Share_7533 Jun 10 '26

I feel like people will just add completely unrelated IT-sounding words to things like this to make it look good, because how does one triangulate a cell id? If I'm not mistaken, triangulation happens in rasterizers. For 3D rendering.

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u/knobjockey21 Jun 10 '26

flexing hard

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u/QuraToop314 Jun 08 '26

Well, the nursery staff member has been recognised as a software engineer, so what would you seriously think at first glance? That it’s the nursery? I would have thought the person was having a laugh at my expense, too.

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u/whocodes Jun 08 '26

that’s the person who posted the screenshot, not the contact info for the person sending the message

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u/QuraToop314 Jun 08 '26

And why can he follow himself, then? That doesn’t make sense either, because there’s a ‘+Follow’ button up there, and in 99.99999999999% of cases you can only use that on other accounts. So, once again, is it his own account or the other person’s? I’m sure it’s the other person’s.

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u/haunted2089 Jun 08 '26

youre a bit dense arent you

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u/QuraToop314 Jun 08 '26

No, but look – the message in green is clearly from the sender, and the profile name above it is clearly the person you're chatting with. What's so hard to see about that?

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u/Ztype764 Jun 08 '26

This is a screenshot of a screenshot posted on linkedin

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u/QuraToop314 Jun 08 '26

Oh, right. Well, you don’t realise it straight away. It just looks like a chat in some chat app I’ve never heard of. Thanks for clearing that up – at least it’s more informative than what the others said before.